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Originally posted by Ross
HAHA I like this!! Apart from the scared drunk slut, I'd change this to my hot girlfriend and not doing 140MPH.
Oh and, you should know how to spell "Porsche"
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YOu liked everthing about my post but the drunk slut part??....
HOw bout this..
She is screaming for her life "SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN!!!".
The car is topping 144mph..
I look over to her as if in slow motion and say, "you want me to slow down"?
"YES! Please! she says frantically. I point my index finger down at my cock and say "suck it and ill slow down you fucking war pig". Half crying she says "what??" I just want you to slow down, please!!" No I say while pressing down on the accelorator. Now not only is this drunk slut stuck in the middle of my death wish, but now she has a cock in her mouth and a quick sense of reality.