3 1/2 Ounces Of Weed Stolen...woman calls cops ?!?!?

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  • Ludedude
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    • Jun 2001
    • 4432

    #1

    3 1/2 Ounces Of Weed Stolen...woman calls cops ?!?!?

    Are people really this fucking moronic?

    FEBRUARY 9--Meet Shane Walker. Last Tuesday, the Charleston, West Virginia woman contacted cops to say that her boyfriend had stolen her marijuana stash. Normally, that's not something you share with the fuzz. But Walker apparently really wanted those 3.5 ounces back. As a result Walker spent her 25th birthday in the local lockup and is facing a felony possession charge

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/wvastash1.html
  • Rorschach
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    • Aug 2002
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    #2
    That's pretty fucking stupid alright.

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    • Ash@phpFX
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      • Nov 2003
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      #3
      some people are too fucking dumb

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      • chemicaleyes
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        #4
        how do you get to be that dumb
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        • KraZ
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          • Oct 2003
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          #5
          Originally posted by chemicaleyes
          how do you get to be that dumb
          I hope they keep it a secret ...

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          • born4porn
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            • Jan 2004
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            #6
            it seems some people are the token dumb asses to make us all feel just that little bit smarter

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            • invertiga
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              • Jun 2003
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              #7
              Haha, thats as good as here... Some poor bastard arrived at the cop station and put half a E in front of the cops and asked them if they could arrest his dealer as the drugs he bought weren't working... poor hahahaha ended up in court and got charged for drug posession. He had no idea he even went to the cops.

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              • icu33774
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                #8
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                • bhutocracy
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                  • Dec 2001
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                  #9
                  at first glance i thought she just wanted to get the boyfriend fucked up by the cops..and it was just a beat up.. but no.. she told the cops she sells it.. what a fucking idiot.

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                  • Roger
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                    • Jul 2003
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by chemicaleyes
                    how do you get to be that dumb
                    drugs

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                    • chemicaleyes
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                      • Aug 2003
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Roger


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                      • mardigras
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                        • Feb 2003
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                        #12
                        I love the episode of Cops where the woman called them because another woman took her money and didn't give her what she bought
                        .

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                        • hova
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                          #13
                          it must be funny to be that stupid
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                          • beemk
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                            #14
                            she smoked herself retarded
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                            • Lykos
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                              • Apr 2003
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                              #15
                              Women

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                              • Raf1
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by beemk
                                she smoked herself retarded
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                                • Baal
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by mardigras
                                  I love the episode of Cops where the woman called them because another woman took her money and didn't give her what she bought
                                  Haha, yeah, that was the image that I got as well. A woman calls the cops, saying that she bought crack from a house, but it was fake (a chip of soap or something). So she calls the cops, and they pretty much laughed at her. You'd think that was "Reno 911" (a fictional Cops type show) or something!

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                                  • Adulter
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                                    • Feb 2003
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by asher
                                    some people are too fucking dumb
                                    true

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                                    • Trent Edison
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                                      #19

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                                      • Stallion
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                                        #20
                                        Wonder if it was a fullmoon that day. That's when the crazy people all come out to play. Some damn reason all the nuts come out in force on fullmoons.
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                                        • Ludedude
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                                          • Jun 2001
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by bhutocracy
                                          at first glance i thought she just wanted to get the boyfriend fucked up by the cops..and it was just a beat up.. but no.. she told the cops she sells it.. what a fucking idiot.
                                          Nope, she's that fucking dumb. As someone said, she apparently did smoke herself retarded

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                                          • Fletch XXX
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                                            • Jan 2002
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                                            #22
                                            what a dumb tard.

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                                            • Manowar
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                                              • Dec 2003
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Ludedude
                                              Are people really this fucking moronic?

                                              FEBRUARY 9--Meet Shane Walker. Last Tuesday, the Charleston, West Virginia woman contacted cops to say that her boyfriend had stolen her marijuana stash. Normally, that's not something you share with the fuzz. But Walker apparently really wanted those 3.5 ounces back. As a result Walker spent her 25th birthday in the local lockup and is facing a felony possession charge

                                              http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/wvastash1.html
                                              the gene pool needs some stronger chlorine

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                                              • GonePhishing
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                                                • Oct 2003
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                                                #24
                                                Funny, thing is this woman is not the first to do stuff like this. In the town I went to college in, they would have two or three arrests from people calling to complain about being sold fake drugs or people calling to say that their stash had been stolen.
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                                                • Ludedude
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                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                  • 4432

                                                  #25
                                                  The sad part is I bet she'd do it the same thing again

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                                                  • RATBOY
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                                                    • May 2002
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                                                    #26
                                                    The police report is even funnier. "She later stated that she sells marijuana."

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                                                    • tranza
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                                                      • Jun 2003
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                                                      #27
                                                      How high was she when she filled the complain??
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                                                      • xxxjay
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                                                        #28
                                                        if anyone finds 3.5 ounces of weed...please return it to me
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                                                        • Ludedude
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                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                          • 4432

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by xxxjay
                                                          if anyone finds 3.5 ounces of weed...please return it to me
                                                          Last time I saw it was in the evidence locker in East Bumlick, VA

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                                                          • axelcat
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                                                            #30
                                                            Thats what you call stupid people

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                                                            • pornstar2pac
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Ludedude
                                                              Are people really this fucking moronic?

                                                              FEBRUARY 9--Meet Shane Walker. Last Tuesday, the Charleston, West Virginia woman contacted cops to say that her boyfriend had stolen her marijuana stash. Normally, that's not something you share with the fuzz. But Walker apparently really wanted those 3.5 ounces back. As a result Walker spent her 25th birthday in the local lockup and is facing a felony possession charge

                                                              http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/wvastash1.html






                                                              I stole the weed. shortage over here. anyone want to buy any?
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                                                              • Jay3
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                                                                #32
                                                                Did they ask her if she misplaced it while she was high?
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                                                                • Ludedude
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                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                  • 4432

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Jay3
                                                                  Did they ask her if she misplaced it while she was high?
                                                                  That's a legitimate question

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                                                                  • 123Jason
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                                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                                    • 89

                                                                    #34
                                                                    people are stupid...and not that this is the same...but kinda quirky anyway:

                                                                    my aunt works in a warehouse in detroit. they received a shipment from just over the border in windsor ontario that was a 300lb box marked that it contained corrugated cardboard packing material. the warehouse manager will occasionally open boxes at random and at the urging of my aunt he opened this one. it was 300lbs of pot! they had shipped it because it's easier to get across customs. it was for distribution in the us and the woman who was to claim it was supposed to deliver it to their distributor. so they shipped the box, she drove across and came to pick it up...but she found the cops waiting for her instead.
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                                                                    • roybucks
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      almost as smart as this guy:

                                                                      http://www.canada.com/windsor/story....D-5C5B9E1F5072

                                                                      look at what he got off with too....lol
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                                                                      • GigaRoss
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        people in west virginia are not the sharpest toothpicks in the pack.
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                                                                        • Ludedude
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                                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                                          • 4432

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by roybucks
                                                                          almost as smart as this guy:

                                                                          http://www.canada.com/windsor/story....D-5C5B9E1F5072

                                                                          look at what he got off with too....lol


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                                                                          • Paul P
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            damn theres some stupid people around

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                                                                            • myjah
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              that crack she was smoking as a substitute must have really mucked up her mind that day
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                                                                              • Ludedude
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                                                                                • Jun 2001
                                                                                • 4432

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by myjah
                                                                                that crack she was smoking as a substitute must have really mucked up her mind that day
                                                                                Crack kills

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                                                                                • Sig Whore
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                                                                                  • Jan 2004
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  So Oracle Porn..

                                                                                  What did your dad have to say about his stupid wife for doing this?

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                                                                                  • TurboAngel
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                                                                                    #42



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                                                                                    • Ludedude
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                                                                                      #43

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                                                                                      • Intelligence
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                                                                                        • Feb 2004
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        She admits to owning nearly a quarter pound of illegal substance

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                                                                                        • Basic_man
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Was she thinking that the police will give her weed back? damn bitch!
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                                                                                          • Intelligence
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Basic_man
                                                                                            Was she thinking that the police will give her weed back? damn bitch!
                                                                                            I think the cops rolled 1 huge 15 ez wider joint and blazed themselves silly

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                                                                                            • AaronM
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Ludedude
                                                                                              Are people really this fucking moronic?

                                                                                              FEBRUARY 9--Meet Shane Walker. Last Tuesday, the Charleston, West Virginia woman contacted cops to say that her boyfriend had stolen her marijuana stash. Normally, that's not something you share with the fuzz. But Walker apparently really wanted those 3.5 ounces back. As a result Walker spent her 25th birthday in the local lockup and is facing a felony possession charge

                                                                                              http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/wvastash1.html
                                                                                              Sounds about as dumb as my old neighbor.

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                                                                                              • Ludedude
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                                                                                                • Jun 2001
                                                                                                • 4432

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by AaronM


                                                                                                Sounds about as dumb as my old neighbor.
                                                                                                Haha I remember those stories

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                                                                                                • Honeyslut
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  I had a neighbor do that a few months ago. LOL

                                                                                                  The fucking sheriff's did not do a thing after she walked through all the neighbors property with a loaded gun looking for the thief but they sure as hell chewed me out for not calling her in for the gun earlier in the day. the sheriffs
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                                                                                                  • SetTheWorldonFire
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    all stupid ppl should do this
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