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  • Mazer Rackus
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    • Apr 2002
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    #1

    I'm going to dump my girlfriend on Valentine's Day

    Earlier she sent me an email saying we "need to discuss our future". This means marriage.. I've told her before, no marriage without a prenup.

    We'll talk about our future alright.. we'll talk about where she's going to live when I kick her ass out. Who the hell sends email to talk about relationships, anyway?
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    • KraZ
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      • Oct 2003
      • 2636
      #2
      You know it's BAD, BAD carma to dump your girlfriend on Valentine's day, right?

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        • icedemon
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          • Jun 2003
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          #3
          Valentines Day and the Birthday seems to be a popular time to dump girlfriends. I was told, it's so the guy doesn't have to buy a gift.
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            • swedguy
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              • Jan 2002
              • 7981
              #4
              When she comes over you'll be like butter in her hands and you'll do everything she tells you to.
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                • Steve
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                  • Feb 2001
                  • 6894
                  #5
                  Why? He should go thru the motions on Valentine's Day? Fuck that. Never a bad time to dump someone you aren't going to be with.


                  If you wanted to marry her, you'd have the pre-nup all ready for her sig, waiting on the table.

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                    • body
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                      • Oct 2002
                      • 5017
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Steve
                      Why? He should go thru the motions on Valentine's Day? Fuck that. Never a bad time to dump someone you aren't going to be with.


                      If you wanted to marry her, you'd have the pre-nup all ready for her sig, waiting on the table.
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                        • Gunni
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                          • Apr 2003
                          • 2385
                          #7
                          Why wait? If you're going to dump her why not do it right away?

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                            • Stallion
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                              • Jan 2001
                              • 6632
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Gunni
                              Why wait? If you're going to dump her why not do it right away?
                              Yeah gotta agree with this one. Why wait, get it over with.
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                                • KraZ
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                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 2636
                                  #9
                                  Yep, that way, you'll get over it by Feb 14 and you could go f*ck some whores on V-day ;)
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                                    • Angie
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                                      • Sep 2002
                                      • 460
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Stallion
                                      Yeah gotta agree with this one. Why wait, get it over with.
                                      My first thought when I read this, best to do it now or else you'll be called a complete asshole by everyone for doing it on Valentine's Day, if you're sure that's what you want then no point in waiting, it'll be 10 times worse if you wait till Saturday.

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                                        • Gunni
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                                          • Apr 2003
                                          • 2385
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by KraZ
                                          Yep, that way, you'll get over it by Feb 14 and you could go f*ck some whores on V-day ;)
                                          Exactly, best to be single on the day of the year that all single women get desperate to be with someone
                                          Beside, it is just cruel to dump your girlfriend on valentines day, that is if she hasn't been cheating on you, that would be the only good reason to do it on that day

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                                            • Lykos
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                                              • Apr 2003
                                              • 31027
                                              #12
                                              Don't do that man....also don't do it before it..wait some time,see if u can handle her request and uf u really can't then dump her..

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                                                • hova
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                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 22430
                                                  #13
                                                  man, you are so cool to dump her on valentinesday! I wish I was cool enough to do it that way . Do what you gotta do but why wait?
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                                                    • titmowse
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                                                      • Jan 2001
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                                                      #14
                                                      dump her now.

                                                      she'll be forever grateful.
                                                      I still love everybody

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                                                        • blazin
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                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 2781
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Mazer Rackus
                                                          Earlier she sent me an email saying we "need to discuss our future". This means marriage.. I've told her before, no marriage without a prenup.

                                                          We'll talk about our future alright.. we'll talk about where she's going to live when I kick her ass out. Who the hell sends email to talk about relationships, anyway?
                                                          What goes around comes around.
                                                          I don't endorse a god damn thing......

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                                                            • Gunni
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                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                              • 2385
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by KraZ
                                                              Yep, that way, you'll get over it by Feb 14 and you could go f*ck some whores on V-day ;)
                                                              Exactly, best to be single on the day of the year that all single women get desperate to be with someone
                                                              Beside, it is just cruel to dump your girlfriend on valentines day, that is if she hasn't been cheating on you, that would be the only good reason to do it on that day

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                                                                • amber438
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                                                                  • Sep 2002
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Angie

                                                                  My first thought when I read this, best to do it now or else you'll be called a complete asshole by everyone for doing it on Valentine's Day, if you're sure that's what you want then no point in waiting, it'll be 10 times worse if you wait till Saturday.
                                                                  Why should we wait till then to call him an asshole??
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                                                                    • Ash@phpFX
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                                                                      • Nov 2003
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                                                                      #18
                                                                      is the only reason you are going to dump her is that she wants to marry you?

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                                                                        • ldinternet
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                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                          • 8245
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by titmowse
                                                                          dump her now.

                                                                          she'll be forever grateful.

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                                                                            • 12clicks
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                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                              • 19814
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Mazer Rackus
                                                                              I've told her before, no marriage without a prenup.
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                                                                                • NoCarrier
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                                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                                  • 16356
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by KraZ
                                                                                  You know it's BAD, BAD carma to dump your girlfriend on Valentine's day, right?

                                                                                  In your next life you'll be a puppy and you'll be castrated when you're 6 months old
                                                                                  Or worse :

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                                                                                    • Phoenix
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                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                      • 35475
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      these days it is probably wise to have a prenup, however dumping her on vday is a little harsh.

                                                                                      However, you do have to look out for number one...no one else will.
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                                                                                        • Head
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                                                                                          • Nov 2003
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Gunni
                                                                                          Why wait? If you're going to dump her why not do it right away?
                                                                                          Ya why wait? Either she's a real bitch or you're a real heartless Asshole! why did you wait this long. If you want a Pre-nup then you don't have any trust in her.

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                                                                                            • ~MistressRacin~
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                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                              • 687
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Perhaps she is planning to dump you on Valentine's Day and that's what she meant by needing to discuss "our future". ;)
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                                                                                                • TurboAngel
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                                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                                  • 30122
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by ~MistressRacin~
                                                                                                  Perhaps she is planning to dump you on Valentine's Day and that's what she meant by needing to discuss "our future". ;)


                                                                                                  Hehehe, it would be so mean to dump someone on V-day!


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                                                                                                    • myjah
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                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                                      • 11482
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      how can you be so close to marriage that the only thing in the way is a prenup and yet an email is gonna be the reason you dump your girl?
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                                                                                                        • Sneka
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                                                                                                          • Jan 2003
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Mazer Rackus
                                                                                                          I'm going to dump my girlfriend on Valentine's Day
                                                                                                          if you do that, you will be a bitch...

                                                                                                          Originally posted byAngie
                                                                                                          My first thought when I read this, best to do it now or else you'll be called a complete asshole by everyone for doing it on Valentine's Day, if you're sure that's what you want then no point in waiting, it'll be 10 times worse if you wait till Saturday.
                                                                                                          I totally agree ! No matter how he'll be called...
                                                                                                          Man, respect your gf and if you have to dump her, do it now.

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                                                                                                            • Buff
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                                                                                                              • May 2003
                                                                                                              • 2993
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Mazer Rackus
                                                                                                              Earlier she sent me an email saying we "need to discuss our future". This means marriage.. I've told her before, no marriage without a prenup.

                                                                                                              We'll talk about our future alright.. we'll talk about where she's going to live when I kick her ass out. Who the hell sends email to talk about relationships, anyway?
                                                                                                              Lucky girl!

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                                                                                                                • rocki
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                                                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                  • 988
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by icedemon
                                                                                                                  Valentines Day and the Birthday seems to be a popular time to dump girlfriends. I was told, it's so the guy doesn't have to buy a gift.

                                                                                                                  don't forget xmas...


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                                                                                                                    • nobull
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                                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Mazer Rackus
                                                                                                                      Who the hell sends email to talk about relationships, anyway?
                                                                                                                      The kind of girl that dates someone that bitches about their relationship on a message board

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                                                                                                                        • Spudstr
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          so why don't you just do the prenup and get it over with? pussy
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                                                                                                                            • lock
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                                                                                                                              • Jul 2003
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Just do it today you got a few days to pick up then lol
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                                                                                                                                • Kimmykim
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Let's hope she wants to tell you she's found a ... MAN.

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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Mazer Rackus
                                                                                                                                      Earlier she sent me an email saying we "need to discuss our future". This means marriage.. I've told her before, no marriage without a prenup.

                                                                                                                                      We'll talk about our future alright.. we'll talk about where she's going to live when I kick her ass out. Who the hell sends email to talk about relationships, anyway?
                                                                                                                                      maybe she wanna dump you?


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                                                                                                                                        • Sosa
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                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2002
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                                                                                                                                          #35
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                                                                                                                                            • Basic_man
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                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2003
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              You're not cool dude! lol

                                                                                                                                              Hope you'll fuck her twice before you dump her!
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                                                                                                                                                • uvort
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                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  make sure you get that last fuck outta her before you throw her ass out
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                                                                                                                                                    • sheldonjuan
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                                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
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                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Mazer Rackus
                                                                                                                                                      Earlier she sent me an email saying we "need to discuss our future". This means marriage.. I've told her before, no marriage without a prenup.

                                                                                                                                                      We'll talk about our future alright.. we'll talk about where she's going to live when I kick her ass out. Who the hell sends email to talk about relationships, anyway?


                                                                                                                                                      post the email here!
                                                                                                                                                      fuck it, I dont need a sig!

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                                                                                                                                                        • fuelcell
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                                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2003
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                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by ~MistressRacin~
                                                                                                                                                          Perhaps she is planning to dump you on Valentine's Day and that's what she meant by needing to discuss "our future". ;)
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                                                                                                                                                            • axelcat
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                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Thats sad why dont you pick another day to do it

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                                                                                                                                                                • angeleyes
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                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by rocki



                                                                                                                                                                  don't forget xmas...
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                                                                                                                                                                    • TaylorM
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                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Head

                                                                                                                                                                      Ya why wait? Either she's a real bitch or you're a real heartless Asshole! why did you wait this long. If you want a Pre-nup then you don't have any trust in her.
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Joshua
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                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Stallion


                                                                                                                                                                          Yeah gotta agree with this one. Why wait, get it over with.
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Sly_RJ
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                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Mazer Rackus
                                                                                                                                                                              Earlier she sent me an email saying we "need to discuss our future". This means marriage.. I've told her before, no marriage without a prenup.

                                                                                                                                                                              We'll talk about our future alright.. we'll talk about where she's going to live when I kick her ass out. Who the hell sends email to talk about relationships, anyway?
                                                                                                                                                                              And how do you know that she isn't going to say she'll do the prenup?
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                                                                                                                                                                                • dj pussy
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2003
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                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Please post her pic here, so we can give you better advice.

                                                                                                                                                                                  If you going to send her away on v-day- that's cool but buy her big gift !
                                                                                                                                                                                  And be very nice and gentle... to get many fu*ks after...

                                                                                                                                                                                  Are you going to do it with the "it's not you it's me" blabla?
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
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                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Kimmykim
                                                                                                                                                                                      Let's hope she wants to tell you she's found a ... MAN.
                                                                                                                                                                                      right on...pansy ass boys that come in here for advice on how to treat their girlfriend need a good kick inthe balls and then to the curb..

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • McVisa
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2003
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                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          If the woman ain't signing the pre-nup, she's after your money.
                                                                                                                                                                                          Get some cheap gifts and flowers for her on V-day, get a good fuck from her... and kick her ass out. bling-bling.

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Michaelious
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                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Dumping your gf on valentines day is a bit harsh isn't it? lol

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • angeleyes
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by McVisa
                                                                                                                                                                                                  If the woman ain't signing the pre-nup, she's after your money.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Get some cheap gifts and flowers for her on V-day, get a good fuck from her... and kick her ass out. bling-bling.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • bdld
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      reply back to her email with a link to this thread.

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