Good practical jokes to play on your spouse?

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  • ronaldo
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2002
    • 5475

    #1

    Good practical jokes to play on your spouse?

    Any unique, surefire ones out there to get back at my wife?
  • Manowar
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    • Dec 2003
    • 71528

    #2
    tell her to close her eyes, then poke her with a broomstick.

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    • fris
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      • Aug 2002
      • 55701

      #3
      Originally posted by Manowar
      tell her to close her eyes, then poke her with a broomstick.
      damn that made me laugh out loud
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      • Bugbee
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        • Jun 2004
        • 4609

        #4
        what did she get you with Ron, set the stage for us
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        • longbrick
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          • Aug 2004
          • 913

          #5
          wrap the toilet in saran wrap (see through)

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          • ronaldo
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2002
            • 5475

            #6
            Originally posted by fris
            damn that made me laugh out loud
            LOL. Yeah, me too.

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            • MattO
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              • Feb 2003
              • 10861

              #7
              fuck her sister

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              • axelcat
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                • Jun 2002
                • 25450

                #8
                Originally posted by MattO
                fuck her sister
                thats extreme

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                • molotov
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2004
                  • 189

                  #9
                  just fuck her in the ass!

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                  • NoCarrier
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                    • Mar 2002
                    • 16356

                    #10
                    Just piss in her mouth when she's expecting your cum. And keep pissing on her even if she's running away. Now that's hilarious.

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                    • Manowar
                      jellyfish  
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 71528

                      #11
                      Originally posted by MattO
                      fuck her sister
                      i'd love to have a spouse who considers fucking her sister a joke

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                      • Monique Niccole
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 5653

                        #12
                        Tell her you're filing for bankruptcy. You'll need one of those big game nets to catch her before she runs out the front door though.

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                        • ronaldo
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2002
                          • 5475

                          #13
                          Originally posted by GigaBugbee
                          what did she get you with Ron, set the stage for us
                          Sorry Stephen, didn't see this.

                          Actually, she got me with the one posted right under you. The seran wrap on the toilet-at 3 in the morning it's easy to fall for.

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                          • pussyluver
                            Clueless OleMan
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 11009

                            #14
                            This is stupid, but... Short sheet the bed.

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                            • Zerof8
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 1245

                              #15
                              Get her drunk and then shave off her eyebrows. A friend of mine did it to this guy and he was pretty suprised when he woke up
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