Racial profiling at airports.....it's gotta stop!

To ensure we Americans never offend anyone especially
fanatics intent on killing us, airport screeners will
not be allowed to racially profile
People. They will continue random searches of
80-year-old women, airline pilots with proper
identification, small kids, Secret Service agents who
are members of the President's security detail and
85-year old Congressmen with metal hips.

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In the 1973 Olympics in Munich, 11 Israeli Athletes
were massacred by:
(a) Bill O'Reilly
(b) Elvis;
(c) Ozzie & Harriet;
(d) Male Muslim extremists mostly between the ages
of 17 and 40.

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In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
(a) Norwegians from Oslo;
(b) Ronald Reagan;
(c) A tour bus full of 80-year-old women;
(d) Male Muslim extremists mostly between the ages
of 17 and 40.

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In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
(a) A pizza delivery boy;
(b) Crazed feminists complaining that being able to
throw a grenade beyond its own burst radius was an
unfair and sexist requirement in basic training;
(c) Geraldo Rivera making up for a slow news day;
(d) Male Muslim extremists mostly between the ages
of 17 and 40.

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In 1985, the Italian cruise ship, Achille Lauro,
was hijacked by:
(a) The religious Right;
(b) The Tooth Fairy:
(c) White Anglo-Saxon Protestants;
(d) Male Muslim extremists mostly between the ages
of 17 and 40.

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In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
(a) Luca Braze, for not being given a part in "Godfather 2;"
(b) Republicans
(c) Butch and Sundance who had a few sticks of
dynamite left over from the train.
(d) Male Muslim extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
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In Feb. 1993, 6 people were killed & many injured
when the World Trade Center was bombed by:
(a) Richard Nixon;
(b) Mickey Mouse;
(c) The NRA;
(d) Male Muslim extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.


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In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania
were bombed by:
(a) George Bush;
(b) Mr. Rogers;
(c) Hillary, trying to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems;
(d) Male Muslim extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
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In Oct. 2000, 17 innocent soldiers were killed when
the USS Cole was Attacked by:
(a) The Pope;
(b) The World Wrestling Federation promoting its
next villain;
(c) Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck, and Elmer Fudd.
(d) Male Muslim extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
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On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked and over 2,000 innocent killed people by:
(a) Newt Gingrich;
(b) The Florida Supreme Court trying to out-do their 2000 Presidential election;
(c) Mr. Bean.
(d) Male Muslim extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
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