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  • DTK
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2002
    • 4546

    #1

    Want a seat in tonight's battle of the boards poker tourney?

    I have two extra entries....a friend has already gotten dibs on one, and my third personality has chumped out for the evening. So if you'd like a spot in tonight's hilarity, reply here and tell me why you merit this uber-elite honor.
    Arguing whether the Democratic or Republican party is better is like debating which steaming pile of shit is slightly less stinky.
  • shermo

    #2
    Because I always finish just shy of qualifying, and I'm from Vegas damn it! Lemme in (if it's in the next few hours of course)!

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    • Dirty F
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jul 2001
      • 59204

      #3
      If its soon then yes...if not then no..im gonna sleep in a bit.

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      • DTK
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2002
        • 4546

        #4
        Originally posted by shermsshack
        Because I always finish just shy of qualifying, and I'm from Vegas damn it! Lemme in (if it's in the next few hours of course)!
        Tell ya what....it's yours if you agree to trade houses with me every winter
        Arguing whether the Democratic or Republican party is better is like debating which steaming pile of shit is slightly less stinky.

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        • DTK
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2002
          • 4546

          #5
          Originally posted by Battuss
          If its soon then yes...if not then no..im gonna sleep in a bit.
          You didn't say why you should have it. All you told me is that you're getting sleepy, and that ain't gonna cut it LOL
          Arguing whether the Democratic or Republican party is better is like debating which steaming pile of shit is slightly less stinky.

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          • Rictor
            Old Timer
            • Jan 2001
            • 12208

            #6
            I feel sorry for people who aren't good enough to win their own seat.

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            • Veterans Day
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2003
              • 8403

              #7
              i finished 22nd 23rd and 24th the last 3 tourneys. I fucked up and was gettin blowjobs from the old lady. I am ready. Let me grab it bro
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              • Dirty F
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Jul 2001
                • 59204

                #8
                Originally posted by DTK


                You didn't say why you should have it. All you told me is that you're getting sleepy, and that ain't gonna cut it LOL
                Because i cant be assed making up a cool story if the tournament is gonne be in 3 hours anyway

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                • Veterans Day
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 8403

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Veterans Day
                  i finished 22nd 23rd and 24th the last 3 tourneys. I fucked up and was gettin blowjobs from the old lady. I am ready. Let me grab it bro
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                  • DTK
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2002
                    • 4546

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Veterans Day
                    i finished 22nd 23rd and 24th the last 3 tourneys. I fucked up and was gettin blowjobs from the old lady. I am ready. Let me grab it bro
                    You edited your post ;)
                    Arguing whether the Democratic or Republican party is better is like debating which steaming pile of shit is slightly less stinky.

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                    • Veterans Day
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 8403

                      #11
                      Originally posted by DTK


                      You edited your post ;)
                      ahhhh fuck me in the ass Damnit Damnit Damnit. Ok can a guy get in or what bro. I was 24 then 23 then last night 22 I went all in with Aces and 10's and got beat with Aces and Jacks
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                      • DTK
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2002
                        • 4546

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Rictor
                        I feel sorry for people who aren't good enough to win their own seat.
                        True enough but hey, somebody has to finish 60th...
                        Last edited by DTK; 02-09-2004, 04:56 PM.
                        Arguing whether the Democratic or Republican party is better is like debating which steaming pile of shit is slightly less stinky.

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                        • Veterans Day
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 8403

                          #13
                          cmon the old lady is out and Im in this motherfucker
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                          • Tipsy
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2001
                            • 6989

                            #14
                            I'll have it then I can add it to my collection
                            Ignorance is never bliss.

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                            • shermo

                              #15
                              Originally posted by DTK


                              Tell ya what....it's yours if you agree to trade houses with me every winter
                              I'm more than willing to make my Avalanche's truck bed a cozy home for you! It's in front of my house.

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                              • m00d
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • May 2002
                                • 3129

                                #16
                                Um, I'm really cool.

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                                • smut4all
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 583

                                  #17
                                  how about because I've already won and entry to the PP3 boat and beatten about 70 other webmasters at greenguys tourney?
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                                  • Ramster
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2002
                                    • 1447

                                    #18
                                    What place do we need to finish in to qualify? I know I was on the final table in one last week.
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                                    • DTK
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2002
                                      • 4546

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Tipsy
                                      I'll have it then I can add it to my collection
                                      well jeez, if i'm going to give it to someone with multiple entries, i'll give it to michelle ;)
                                      Arguing whether the Democratic or Republican party is better is like debating which steaming pile of shit is slightly less stinky.

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                                      • DTK
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2002
                                        • 4546

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by shermsshack

                                        I'm more than willing to make my Avalanche's truck bed a cozy home for you! It's in front of my house.
                                        temptinnnngg....but no
                                        Arguing whether the Democratic or Republican party is better is like debating which steaming pile of shit is slightly less stinky.

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                                        • Tipsy
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 6989

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by DTK


                                          well jeez, if i'm going to give it to someone with multiple entries, i'll give it to michelle ;)
                                          I'm sure I have a sexier ass than her so deserve it more. Even my man boobs are now big enough these days to compete with most of the girlies!
                                          Ignorance is never bliss.

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                                          • DTK
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Feb 2002
                                            • 4546

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Tipsy


                                            I'm sure I have a sexier ass than her so deserve it more. Even my man boobs are now big enough these days to compete with most of the girlies!
                                            Dude....you're not helping your cause here :P
                                            Arguing whether the Democratic or Republican party is better is like debating which steaming pile of shit is slightly less stinky.

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                                            • Veterans Day
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2003
                                              • 8403

                                              #23
                                              wtf
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                                              • smut4all
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jan 2003
                                                • 583

                                                #24
                                                Come on DTK, I'll make you proud
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                                                • GSpotShawn
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                  • 389

                                                  #25
                                                  fiddy five on DTK for the win.
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                                                  • smut4all
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                    • 583

                                                    #26
                                                    doesn't the tourney start at 10?
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                                                    • Veterans Day
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                      • 8403

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by smut4all
                                                      doesn't the tourney start at 10?
                                                      9pm central time 48 minutes
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                                                      • DTK
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                        • 4546

                                                        #28
                                                        Veterans Day, your story is uninspiring but I'll give you credit for persistence. Come on, somebody give me something better than "my gal's been giving me blowjobs"...
                                                        Arguing whether the Democratic or Republican party is better is like debating which steaming pile of shit is slightly less stinky.

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                                                        • Tipsy
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                          • 6989

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by DTK


                                                          Dude....you're not helping your cause here :P
                                                          Oh well - was worth a try :D
                                                          Ignorance is never bliss.

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                                                          • shermo

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by DTK


                                                            temptinnnngg....but no
                                                            Well, if you change your mind, I'm ready to destroy all those at the tables!

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                                                            • pornstar2pac
                                                              Omaha Hi/Lo
                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                              • 17380

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Rictor
                                                              I feel sorry for people who aren't good enough to win their own seat.


                                                              Rictor, your going to be my broker for extra seats every week
                                                              Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do

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                                                              • Veterans Day
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jul 2003
                                                                • 8403

                                                                #32
                                                                Im fuckin serious, the first 2 tourneys she wasnt here, but last night I was fuckin her on my desk while pushing fold or call. I fuckin swear, then I got hammered on an all in with aces and 10's WTF im in this bitch
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                                                                • smut4all
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                  • 583

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I just found out about this game. But I guarantee I'll win it if I play
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                                                                  • DTK
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Feb 2002
                                                                    • 4546

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by GSpotShawn
                                                                    fiddy five on DTK for the win.
                                                                    Right on Just make sure you get 10-1
                                                                    Arguing whether the Democratic or Republican party is better is like debating which steaming pile of shit is slightly less stinky.

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                                                                    • Ramster
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                      • 1447

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Found the list at Oprano, I'm in for finishing 7th. Yippee!
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                                                                      • DTK
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                                        • 4546

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by smut4all
                                                                        But I guarantee I'll win it if I play
                                                                        Not exactly what I'm looking for...
                                                                        Arguing whether the Democratic or Republican party is better is like debating which steaming pile of shit is slightly less stinky.

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                                                                        • smut4all
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                          • 583

                                                                          #37
                                                                          lol, well I thought you wanted to bet on a winner. i guess i was wrong. Peace
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                                                                          • Veterans Day
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Jul 2003
                                                                            • 8403

                                                                            #38
                                                                            psst
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                                                                            • pornstar2pac
                                                                              Omaha Hi/Lo
                                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                                              • 17380

                                                                              #39
                                                                              anyone that shouldn't be in the tourney are getting kicked out. better go post ta o-prano poker board if you sold and whatever your spot
                                                                              Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do

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                                                                              • DTK
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Feb 2002
                                                                                • 4546

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Alright Veterans Day, take one down. Turns out my friend can't use my other extra so that one goes to Shermsshack.....but I'll still pass on your housing offer ;)
                                                                                Arguing whether the Democratic or Republican party is better is like debating which steaming pile of shit is slightly less stinky.

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                                                                                • DTK
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                  • 4546

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by pornstar2pac
                                                                                  anyone that shouldn't be in the tourney are getting kicked out. better go post ta o-prano poker board if you sold and whatever your spot
                                                                                  Check icq
                                                                                  Arguing whether the Democratic or Republican party is better is like debating which steaming pile of shit is slightly less stinky.

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                                                                                  • Tipsy
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                                                    • 6989

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    For those that have missed it and want to play...


                                                                                    There is another poker tournament on tonight open to all.

                                                                                    Check out the o prano poker section for details.
                                                                                    Ignorance is never bliss.

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                                                                                    • Veterans Day
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                                      • 8403

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Build a Massive Traffic Network, Hands FREE, Totally Automated

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                                                                                      • shermo

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by DTK
                                                                                        Alright Veterans Day, take one down. Turns out my friend can't use my other extra so that one goes to Shermsshack.....but I'll still pass on your housing offer ;)
                                                                                        Awesome! Thanks ... How do I reach you?

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                                                                                        • Rictor
                                                                                          Old Timer
                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                          • 12208

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by pornstar2pac




                                                                                          Rictor, your going to be my broker for extra seats every week
                                                                                          Oh god, like enough people don't ICQ and e-mail me every day for that other broker gig I have.

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                                                                                          • DTK
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                                                            • 4546

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by shermsshack

                                                                                            Awesome! Thanks ... How do I reach you?
                                                                                            1 2 9 1 6 1 4 9

                                                                                            already told Pat that you're in
                                                                                            Arguing whether the Democratic or Republican party is better is like debating which steaming pile of shit is slightly less stinky.

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                                                                                            • DTK
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                                                              • 4546

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              I should have hunted down CDSmith....damn canuck bastage short stacked me the other night. I'll repay the favor soon enough
                                                                                              Arguing whether the Democratic or Republican party is better is like debating which steaming pile of shit is slightly less stinky.

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                                                                                              • pornstar2pac
                                                                                                Omaha Hi/Lo
                                                                                                • Nov 2003
                                                                                                • 17380

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Rictor


                                                                                                Oh god, like enough people don't ICQ and e-mail me every day for that other broker gig I have.

                                                                                                you wait till we are giving away $10,000 WPT buy-in seats.


                                                                                                you'll come around.
                                                                                                Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do

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                                                                                                • shermo

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by DTK


                                                                                                  1 2 9 1 6 1 4 9

                                                                                                  already told Pat that you're in
                                                                                                  You're the man. Thanks again.

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