09-17-2004, 02:18 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Boonies
Posts: 12,860
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Originally posted by lisa77
OH GOD! OH GOD! OH FUCKING GOD!!!!!
ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS LISTENING NOW?
HERE IS THE LATEST ON THE BIGGEST FUCKING SCANDAL SINCE THE MOVIE 'WATERWORLD'.
THIS NEW LEGAL CONSULTANT PARIS HILTON GOT WORKING FOR HER, IS THE SHIT! IT IS LIKE HIS EYES RADIATE LIGHTNING!
I GUESS YOU COULD SAY 'HE'LL KNOW IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD."
HERE ARE MORE NAMES ON PARIS HILTON'S CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT.
HE REFERS TO THIS LIST AS 'MISS HILTON'S BITCH LIST'.
9. CAMERON DIAZ AND HER LAWYERS
10. ALISON EASTWOOD AND HER LAWYERS
11. TIGER WOODS AND HIS LAWYERS
12. JOHN CUSSACK AND HIS LAWYERS
13. HUGH HEFNER AND HIS LAWYERS
14. RON JEREMY AND HIS LAWYERS
FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND, THESE FUCKHEADS IN HOLLYWODD WANTED TO MAKE AN 'EASY BUCK' AND THIS IS HOW THESE IDIOTS CHOOSE TO DO IT.
THEY SET PARIS HILTON UP, MADE MONEY AND SPLIT IT AMONG THEMSELVES.
LISTEN MOTHERFUCKERS, THIS SINISTER CONSPIRACY IS GETTING UGLIER BY THE FUCKING DAY. ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO COMPENSATE US FOR THE TIME WE SPENT SELLING THIS SHIT?
FUCK, THIS NEW LEGAL CONSULTANT IS EVEN REFERRING TO THE MEN AS, 'BITCHES', BECAUSE HE SAYS WHEN THIS NEW LEGAL TEAM GETS DONE WITH THESE 'COWARDS' IN THE COURTROOM, THEY WON'T HAVE ANY BALLS.
BYE
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