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Originally posted by Pleasurepays
Don't listen to them. Just send them the following formal form letter and you will be fine....
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Dear Turd Eating Assholes,
Do you know who I am? Apparently you don't have any idea who you are fucking with. Give me my fucking money right now or I will kidnap your children while you are sleeping and start sending you body parts in the mail until I am paid in full. I know how to make bombs and I don't like you. Just be careful when you fucking leave the office today because no one treats me like this, you sorry mother fucker.
Thank you for your time and let me know if there are any questions.
Respectfully Yours,
Yourn Name
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omg that is the funniest thing I read in a while
