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  • Libertine
    sex dwarf
    • May 2002
    • 17860
    #1

    Stupid warning labels

    Sometimes I wonder how many stupid people there are in this world.

    Just opened the box for a knife, and it said: "Warning! Knife is sharp!" Well, duh!

    Got any other good ones? Post 'm here.
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    • com
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2003
      • 4541
      #2
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        • LadyMischief
          Orgasms N Such!
          • Sep 2002
          • 18135
          #3
          Originally posted by punkworld
          Sometimes I wonder how many stupid people there are in this world.

          Just opened the box for a knife, and it said: "Warning! Knife is sharp!" Well, duh!

          Got any other good ones? Post 'm here.
          Yeah, but consider this. If there's a warning on a label about it, it means someone, somewhere, either didn't get it or actually did something utterly stupid with it, then sued the company. There's one born every minute, really.

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            • Manowar
              jellyfish  
              • Dec 2003
              • 71528
              #4
              on a cup in a cafe: Warning ! Hot chocolate may be hot

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                • Libertine
                  sex dwarf
                  • May 2002
                  • 17860
                  #5
                  Originally posted by LadyMischief
                  Yeah, but consider this. If there's a warning on a label about it, it means someone, somewhere, either didn't get it or actually did something utterly stupid with it, then sued the company. There's one born every minute, really.
                  But shouldn't we let evolution do it's job and let those idiots remove themselves from the gene pool?
                  /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                    • Joshua
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 1450
                      #6
                      Originally posted by LadyMischief


                      Yeah, but consider this. If there's a warning on a label about it, it means someone, somewhere, either didn't get it or actually did something utterly stupid with it, then sued the company. There's one born every minute, really.
                      Or maybe they're just covering their ass because they know about that McDonalds incident and they don't want some dumb bitch to try it with them. Or ya, someone did.
                      SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                        • nathan_f
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 3983
                          #7
                          On a stroller:

                          Caution: Remove child before folding.



                          Well duh..

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                            • Joshua
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2002
                              • 1450
                              #8
                              Originally posted by nathan_f
                              On a stroller:

                              Caution: Remove child before folding.



                              Well duh..
                              SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                                • NetRodent
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 3985
                                  #9
                                  My shopvac has label which reads: "Warning: do not use in the presence of oxygen". Nice way to cover their asses legally for any accidents that could happen.
                                  "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
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                                    • polish_aristocrat
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Jul 2002
                                      • 40377
                                      #10
                                      Can you sue Lensman for damages to your health and IQ loss from posting on this board
                                      I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                        • Joshua
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2002
                                          • 1450
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                          Can you sue Lensman for damages to your health and IQ loss from posting on this board
                                          SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                                            • Lykos
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Apr 2003
                                              • 31027
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                              Can you sue Lensman for damages to your health and IQ loss from posting on this board

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