Anyone want to use me in there content as a stunt cock?

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  • malakajoe
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2003
    • 1751

    #1

    Anyone want to use me in there content as a stunt cock?

    Please, girls...don't get to horny for me....I have a girlfriend, sorry.

    And guys, don't be jealous of my package.

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  • xenigo
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 8067

    #2
    It always makes me sick when I have all these guys calling me to fuck my models. I mean, if I needed someone to fuck them, I'd fuck them my damn self.

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    • malakajoe
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2003
      • 1751

      #3
      Originally posted by xenigo
      It always makes me sick when I have all these guys calling me to fuck my models. I mean, if I needed someone to fuck them, I'd fuck them my damn self.
      So you aren't going to hire me? But my huge manmeat would make great content!!!
      Selfpleasure.com for sale on auction. Closes on Tuesday March 11th at 9pm PST!!!!

      Dirty enough to be good, but clean enough for everyone!
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      Moral Police - First graduating class coming soon! - Forcing our values across the internet

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      • spooky181
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2003
        • 2951

        #4
        That's the biggest clitoris I have ever seen...Wow

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        • Mutt
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Sep 2002
          • 34431

          #5
          is that guy's cock erect?

          from years in locker room's he shouldn't feel so bad, he's not alone. if that's a hardon, then yeah he's hurtin.
          I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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          • Manowar
            jellyfish  
            • Dec 2003
            • 71528

            #6
            we have the new ron jeremy

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            • flashfire
              ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2
              • Feb 2003
              • 13098

              #7
              I will hire you for the before picture for my new penis pills...I will be the after picture

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              • wdsguy
                Ryde or Die
                • Dec 2002
                • 19568

                #8
                Originally posted by flashfire
                I will hire you for the before picture for my new penis pills...I will be the after picture
                lol

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                • Marina
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2003
                  • 437

                  #9
                  ewwwww that would be something I would swat at like a pesky fly....

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                  • jimboc
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 1614

                    #10
                    a gay micro-niche for small cocks

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                    • Lykos
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 31027

                      #11
                      Originally posted by malakajoe
                      Please, girls...don't get to horny for me....I have a girlfriend, sorry.

                      And guys, don't be jealous of my package.

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                      • eiht_98
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2001
                        • 6103

                        #12

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                        • body
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 5017

                          #13
                          Nice website you have

                          http://malakajoe.has-a-small-penis.com
                          The Goddess Of Steps

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                          • nathan_f
                            Confirmed User
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 3983

                            #14
                            Do yourself a favor and click my sig.

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                            • malakajoe
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 1751

                              #15
                              Originally posted by body
                              Nice website you have

                              http://malakajoe.has-a-small-penis.com
                              LOL!!! Holy shit!! I am famous!!!
                              Selfpleasure.com for sale on auction. Closes on Tuesday March 11th at 9pm PST!!!!

                              Dirty enough to be good, but clean enough for everyone!
                              ------------------------------------------------------------------

                              Moral Police - First graduating class coming soon! - Forcing our values across the internet

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                              • body
                                Confirmed User
                                • Oct 2002
                                • 5017

                                #16
                                Originally posted by malakajoe


                                LOL!!! Holy shit!! I am famous!!!
                                hehehehehe
                                The Goddess Of Steps

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                                • malakajoe
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2003
                                  • 1751

                                  #17
                                  Thank you for all the offers.

                                  I will be the next Lawrence Con...nope, won't put his name.
                                  Selfpleasure.com for sale on auction. Closes on Tuesday March 11th at 9pm PST!!!!

                                  Dirty enough to be good, but clean enough for everyone!
                                  ------------------------------------------------------------------

                                  Moral Police - First graduating class coming soon! - Forcing our values across the internet

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                                  • fuelcell
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jun 2003
                                    • 1525

                                    #18
                                    Wow. I see deep throat would be no problem.
                                    Beat it. Nothing to see here.

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