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  • LA Mike
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 3056
    #1

    What happens when you get 1000 posts?

    Do you get to edit your description under your name or something?

    Is Eric going to come give me a BJ? lol

    Eric, I do owe you one, so we can call it even.. lol
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    • BobChezule
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2002
      • 779
      #2
      I'm pretty sure you get a free hand job.

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        • BradShaw
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2001
          • 7840
          #3
          I hear when you get to 5000 posts, you get more hair. I am still waiting.
          Sig too big

          http://www.gofuckyourself.com/gfy_faqs.html

          Want to use a large banner in your sig??? Contact Eric about getting on as an advertiser - eric AT adult.com

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            • Amputate Your Head
              There can be only one
              • Aug 2001
              • 39075
              #4
              you get a key to the Magical Land of Narnia
              SIG TOO BIG

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                • LA Mike
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 3056
                  #5
                  Originally posted by BradShaw
                  I hear when you get to 5000 posts, you get more hair. I am still waiting.

                  hahahaha, I better start typing faster

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                    • Paul Markham
                      Too old to care
                      • Jun 2001
                      • 52942
                      #6
                      The number next to Posts: on the left hand side goes from 999 to 1,000

                      Very amazing and technical but trust me I've seen it happen.



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                        • nathan_f
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 3983
                          #7
                          First you get the 1k posts.. then you get the power... then you get the weeeeemon.

                          Blatant simpsons reference..

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                            • Jamdin
                              Registered User
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 3560
                              #8
                              You get one thousand midget bitches dancing on your grave while a leering leprechaun sings Danny Boy

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                                • LA Mike
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 3056
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by charly
                                  The number next to Posts: on the left hand side goes from 999 to 1,000

                                  Very amazing and technical but trust me I've seen it happen.

                                  The perfect answer... lol

                                  I wouldnt expect anything but a smart ass answer on GFY.

                                  Nice

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                                    • Greg B
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 7014
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by LAMike
                                      Do you get to edit your description under your name or something?

                                      Is Eric going to come give me a BJ? lol

                                      Eric, I do owe you one, so we can call it even.. lol
                                      At 1,000 posts you get an email saying:

                                      "Thanks Sucker For The Free Sig Space"

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                                        • sickkittens
                                          I am a meat popsicle.
                                          • Jul 2002
                                          • 25100
                                          #11
                                          You get all kinds of respect from fellow elite webmasters.

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                                            • Manowar
                                              jellyfish  
                                              • Dec 2003
                                              • 71528
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by charly
                                              The number next to Posts: on the left hand side goes from 999 to 1,000

                                              Very amazing and technical but trust me I've seen it happen.
                                              serious?

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                                                • KRL
                                                  Entrepreneur
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 31429
                                                  #13
                                                  You get invited to Juicy's pad in New York for a weekend of cuddling, bubble baths, and deep stroke back rubs from the Guido himself.

                                                  If you prefer 4 hands over 2, he'll invite Enrique over too so you can be in the middle.

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                                                    • Joshua
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                      • 1450
                                                      #14
                                                      Guess only one way to really find out, huh Mike?
                                                      SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                                                        • LA Mike
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                          • 3056
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by KRL
                                                          You get invited to Juicy's pad in New York for a weekend of cuddling, bubble baths, and deep stroke back rubs from the Guido himself.

                                                          If you prefer 4 hands over 2, he'll invite Enrique over too so you can be in the middle.

                                                          ooooooohhhhhhhhh shit.. this will be my last post then. I dont want to get anywhere near 1000

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                                                            • Fu-Q
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                              • 1546
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Joshua
                                                              Guess only one way to really find out, huh Mike?
                                                              yep just read this:
                                                              http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/gfy_contests.html
                                                              AIM - X8U
                                                              ICQ - 195301080

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                                                                • Mr.Fiction
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                  • 9484
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Lensman comes to your house and kicks you in the nuts.
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                                                                    • Joshua
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                      • 1450
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Fu-Q


                                                                      yep just read this:
                                                                      http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/gfy_contests.html
                                                                      That hasn't been updated since Moses was born.
                                                                      SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                                                                        • lurking
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                          • 868
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I hear your penis actually grows 2 whole inches.

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                                                                            • Fu-Q
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                              • 1546
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Joshua
                                                                              That hasn't been updated since Moses was born.
                                                                              damn your old
                                                                              AIM - X8U
                                                                              ICQ - 195301080

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                                                                                • Joshua
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                  • 1450
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by lurking
                                                                                  I hear your penis actually grows 2 whole inches.
                                                                                  Whoa, I need to hurry up!
                                                                                  SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                                                                                    • beemk
                                                                                      CLICK HERE
                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                      • 20829
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      they unlock the secret forum for you.
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                                                                                        • Basic_man
                                                                                          Programming King Pin
                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                          • 27360
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          I'm comming! :D
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                                                                                            • body
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                              • 5017
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Won't GFY paypal every 1ker money ?
                                                                                              The Goddess Of Steps

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                                                                                                • LA Mike
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                  • 3056
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Joshua
                                                                                                  Whoa, I need to hurry up!

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                                                                                                    • Ross
                                                                                                      Ik ben een aap
                                                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                                                      • 18874
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                      you get a key to the Magical Land of Narnia
                                                                                                      Erm I'm still waiting on mine

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                                                                                                        • - Jesus Christ -
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                                          • 7197
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Why is this thread so popular?


                                                                                                          Becasue it is a well known fact.....




































                                                                                                          YOU EXPLODE!

                                                                                                          Amen

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                                                                                                            • Joshua
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                                                                              • 1450
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
                                                                                                              Why is this thread so popular?


                                                                                                              Becasue it is a well known fact.....




































                                                                                                              YOU EXPLODE!
                                                                                                              2 inches and exploding?
                                                                                                              SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                                                                                                                • davidd
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                  • 1076
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by LAMike
                                                                                                                  Do you get to edit your description under your name or something?

                                                                                                                  Is Eric going to come give me a BJ? lol

                                                                                                                  Eric, I do owe you one, so we can call it even.. lol

                                                                                                                  Your net falls 30% almost overnight.

                                                                                                                  Watch out man.

                                                                                                                  -dd

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                                                                                                                    • Xenophage
                                                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                      • 12122
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      i dunno but I am working hard on getting there

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                                                                                                                        • LA Mike
                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                          • 3056
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by LegendaryLars
                                                                                                                          i dunno but I am working hard on getting there

                                                                                                                          Damn Lars... You all fucked up looking dude. lol

                                                                                                                          That shit looks classic!!! I need one of those for halloween

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                                                                                                                            • Eric
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Dec 2000
                                                                                                                              • 8818
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Don't push me Mike... You know how much I like bald guys!
                                                                                                                              No One

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                                                                                                                                • PlayGirl
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                  • 1062
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  the gfy fairy will come and grant you a wish

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                                                                                                                                    • LA Mike
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                      • 3056
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
                                                                                                                                      Don't push me Mike... You know how much I like bald guys!

                                                                                                                                      lolololololool

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                                                                                                                                        • Shok
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                          • 5611
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          You get a psychic reading from Turd, or a rubdown, he's game





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                                                                                                                                            • TheGoldenChild
                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                              • May 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 6940
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              it means you have too much time on your hands and not driving the Saleen

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                                                                                                                                                • foolio
                                                                                                                                                  ICQ: 178725656
                                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                  • 12366
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  I ot my balls licked by Headless

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                                                                                                                                                    • Sean
                                                                                                                                                      revolutionforce.com
                                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                                      • 2909
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by LAMike



                                                                                                                                                      Damn Lars... You all fucked up looking dude. lol

                                                                                                                                                      That shit looks classic!!! I need one of those for halloween

                                                                                                                                                      thank god he changed it from the old woman photo
                                                                                                                                                      -sean
                                                                                                                                                      skype: sean.a.christian
                                                                                                                                                      sean @ revolutionforce.com

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                                                                                                                                                        • Mr. Jim
                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 4372
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Lensman sends you the civil war chess set....

                                                                                                                                                          Each piece is meticulously hand crafted out of fine Pewter direct from the Franklin Mint

                                                                                                                                                          This limited edition Chess set will make a fine addition to any home collector set

                                                                                                                                                          you also get GFY the home game

                                                                                                                                                          and a years supply of turttle wax

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                                                                                                                                                            • NetRodent
                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                                              • 3985
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by jimholio
                                                                                                                                                              you also get GFY the home game
                                                                                                                                                              You mean I can get idiocy in a box?
                                                                                                                                                              "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
                                                                                                                                                              --H.L. Mencken

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                                                                                                                                                                • Rick Latona
                                                                                                                                                                  The Best Ideas Start Here
                                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                                  • 6037
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by jimholio
                                                                                                                                                                  Lensman sends you the civil war chess set....

                                                                                                                                                                  Each piece is meticulously hand crafted out of fine Pewter direct from the Franklin Mint

                                                                                                                                                                  This limited edition Chess set will make a fine addition to any home collector set

                                                                                                                                                                  you also get GFY the home game

                                                                                                                                                                  and a years supply of turttle wax
                                                                                                                                                                  You just keep getting funnier by the day.
                                                                                                                                                                  Regards,

                                                                                                                                                                  Rick Latona
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                                                                                                                                                                    • LA Mike
                                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                                      • 3056
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by jimholio
                                                                                                                                                                      Lensman sends you the civil war chess set....

                                                                                                                                                                      Each piece is meticulously hand crafted out of fine Pewter direct from the Franklin Mint

                                                                                                                                                                      This limited edition Chess set will make a fine addition to any home collector set

                                                                                                                                                                      you also get GFY the home game

                                                                                                                                                                      and a years supply of turttle wax

                                                                                                                                                                      lol

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                                                                                                                                                                        • javok
                                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                                                                          • 710
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
                                                                                                                                                                          Why is this thread so popular?


                                                                                                                                                                          Becasue it is a well known fact.....





























                                                                                                                                                                          YOU EXPLODE!


                                                                                                                                                                          dickrate.com

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