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  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075
    #1

    GFY Idol Tryouts

    gonna go smoke a smoke...

    then I'm taking volunteers for whoever wants to be Amp's bitch for fifteen minutes.

    Think of this as the GFY version of American Idol.


    Lots of you will try out..... some of you will be selected. There will be tears and hurt feelings and shattered dreams..... it goes with the territory.


    but for the lucky few..... you get fifteen minutes of my undivided brutality. I will start threads about you.... bash you..... beat you like a dog.... make references to your closet homosexuality....


    in short, you'll be fucking famous by morning.







    tryouts begin in ten minutes.
    SIG TOO BIG
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    • swedguy
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2002
      • 7981
      #2
      15 minutes? You need to work on your stamina, boy.

      Give me couple of minutes and I'll give you couple of links to pills that would do wonder for you.

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        • flashfire
          ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2
          • Feb 2003
          • 13098
          #3
          she bang she bang...oh when she move she move....

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            • swedguy
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2002
              • 7981
              #4
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                • dodger21
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 2680
                  #5
                  Why the fuck am I up at 3am?????????
                  icq: 237055440

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                    • Amputate Your Head
                      There can be only one
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 39075
                      #6
                      and so the screening process begins:


                      Tell me why you think you should be the next GFY IDOL. Why should YOU be classed with the likes of Boneprone, 12clicks, Serge, etc....



                      this is your shot at the big time, so make it good and give it your all.


                      (I can see this is going to be more than an overnight thing... it may take weeks to screen, but we WILL find the next GFY Idol. It's my mission.)
                      SIG TOO BIG

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                        • swedguy
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2002
                          • 7981
                          #7
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                          Now you're all set, AMP. Good luck!

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                            • mastamindz
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2002
                              • 3547
                              #8
                              Originally posted by flashfire
                              she bang she bang...oh when she move she move....
                              He should have made it to Hollywood.
                              If you click here, you will make money.

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                                • Amputate Your Head
                                  There can be only one
                                  • Aug 2001
                                  • 39075
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by swedguy
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                                  Now you're all set, AMP. Good luck!
                                  That was absolutely horrendous.


                                  If you were to post that in a Yahoo chat room the admin would virus their own servers.

                                  next.
                                  SIG TOO BIG

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                                    • swedguy
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 7981
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                      That was absolutely horrendous.


                                      If you were to post that in a Yahoo chat room the admin would virus their own servers.

                                      next.
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                                      That should definitely make you last more than 15 minutes.

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                                        • Amputate Your Head
                                          There can be only one
                                          • Aug 2001
                                          • 39075
                                          #11
                                          ok, this is too gay even for me.


                                          I'm bailing out.
                                          SIG TOO BIG

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                                            • flashfire
                                              ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2
                                              • Feb 2003
                                              • 13098
                                              #12
                                              so did I make it through to the next round?? I have no professional training...

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                                                • The Truth Hurts
                                                  Zph7YXfjMhg
                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 15796
                                                  #13
                                                  pick me, pick me.

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                                                    • swedguy
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                      • 7981
                                                      #14
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