Class action lawsuit against Janet's titty

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  • Danny_C
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2002
    • 2160
    #1

    Class action lawsuit against Janet's titty

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/janetsuit1.html

    There's nothing more serious going on in the world today than Janet Jackson's titty. I even read that Janet's titty is suspected of trying to acquire WMD's, and may have left that ricin in the capital building. We have to act, and act fast, before more of our youth, our elderly, and our republicans are permanently scarred by the exposure of decorated nipples.

    And the most scandalous part of the whole breast exposure incident, of course, is that I wasn't there to lick it.

    Janet needs to pay!!
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    • Rictor
      Old Timer
      • Jan 2001
      • 12208
      #2
      I hate the world.

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        • masta flash
          So Fucking Banned
          • Aug 2003
          • 530
          #3
          Arrrrr Matey, i'm scary pirate!

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            • stevecore
              Confirmed User
              • May 2003
              • 6130
              #4
              what a fucking joke. she should sue herself for looking at herself naked in a mirror, sue cinemax, sue playboy, sue strip clubs, etc. some people are just fucking greedy.

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                • KCat
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 2204
                  #5
                  Give me a fucking break. Since when did breasts become so offensive? Are we going back to formula now so that babies can't be corrupted by seeing breasts?


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                    • Joshua
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 1450
                      #6
                      People are just lookin for ways to get rich fast. Funny you don't see them trying to sue Sally who pulls her tit out in the middle of the street to breast feed her child though..
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                        • kmanrox
                          aka K-Man
                          • Oct 2001
                          • 29295
                          #7
                          if its class action that means it gets divided amongst all americans that claim, correct? im sure there's a way she can work herself into getting a big piece, im not a law guru, but i thought this means everyone equally gets a share....
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                            • bhutocracy
                              Not making A Comeback
                              • Dec 2001
                              • 10218
                              #8
                              Terri Carlin, a 47-year-old Knoxville bank employee, contends that Jackson's exposure and other "sexually explicit conduct" during halftime festivities caused viewers to "suffer outrage, anger, embarrassment and serious injury."

                              fucking stupid people should die.

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                                • mahoney
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2003
                                  • 5318
                                  #9
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                                    • Danny_C
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2002
                                      • 2160
                                      #10
                                      Serious injury indeed. Janet could have poked somebody's eye out with that sun thing on her nipple.

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                                        • Mr.Fiction
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2002
                                          • 9484
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by bhutocracy
                                          other "sexually explicit conduct"
                                          Has this fucking idiot ever turned on a TV?

                                          Most of the top rated shows on TV probably have more sexual content than the superbowl.

                                          Seen any video on MTV lately?

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                                            • TweetyBird
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                                              • Feb 2004
                                              • 8532
                                              #12
                                              Won't people ever learn to "let it go" ??
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                                                • Danny_C
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                  • 2160
                                                  #13
                                                  Never. The nation has suffered a deep wound from which it might never recover.

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