WTF? Why do girls bitch when we leave up the toilet seat?

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  • Meta Ridley
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2003
    • 3433

    #1

    WTF? Why do girls bitch when we leave up the toilet seat?

    HEY! I had to lift it up! You can put it down, lazy ass.

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  • tranza
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    • Jun 2003
    • 57559

    #2
    I'm just a newbie.

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    • strats
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Feb 2004
      • 1805

      #3
      Cuz its been shown on TV a buncha times, and hahahahas bitch

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      • twistyneck
        So Fucking Banned
        • Jan 2002
        • 4660

        #4
        They need something to bitch about. Never fails.

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        • nathan_f
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2003
          • 3983

          #5
          Get an automatic toilet seat.

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          • Funbrunette
            Confirmed User
            • May 2002
            • 4834

            #6
            Originally posted by Meta Ridley
            HEY! I had to lift it up! You can put it down, lazy ass.

            I couldn't agree more! Who made it the "norm" to leave the seat down? It's your responsibility to check before you sit ladies...lol! I do however have issues with men who can't aim
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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133978

              #7
              After constant bitching and yelling..I just closed both.Wasn't worth the agravation

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              • hyper
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2002
                • 5294

                #8
                after u fuck them, and they go to take a piss with the lights off, they fall in

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                • Mr Pheer
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 22082

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Funbrunette
                  I do however have issues with men who can't aim
                  Well, urinating while standing is more difficult. We miss from time to time.

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                  • Kamilla36D
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2002
                    • 605

                    #10
                    Originally posted by hyper
                    after u fuck them, and they go to take a piss with the lights off, they fall in
                    yeah, that too
                    But for me it's more of estetic reasons than being lazy - I don't want to see the bowl if I don't have to - it looks better down. But since my man never puts the lid down I'm thankful that he's got his own bathroom (but he still uses mine on occastion and leaves the ring up!! )

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                    • BobChezule
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                      • Aug 2002
                      • 779

                      #11
                      If you leave the seat up sometimes they sit down without looking and just fall right in. Then they're swimming around in piss and feeling disgusting. You don't want that do you?

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                      • Shooter
                        Confirmed User
                        • Apr 2001
                        • 2842

                        #12
                        If you dive assbackwards into a toilet without looking it's your own fault if you fall in.

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                        • sumphatpimp
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                          • Aug 2002
                          • 5235

                          #13
                          life is tough, get a helmet.
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                          • mryellow
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                            • May 2001
                            • 934

                            #14
                            Just tell em you want *them* to leave it *up*.

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                            • SomeCreep
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                              • Mar 2003
                              • 26118

                              #15
                              It is better for us to leave it up, rather than leave it down and get piss on it.

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                              • beemk
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                                • Jan 2002
                                • 20829

                                #16
                                tell them tough shit
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                                • Vitasoy
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                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 58202

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by nathan_f
                                  Get an automatic toilet seat.

                                  I need one of those


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                                  • DoubleD
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Dec 2003
                                    • 758

                                    #18
                                    Saddly I've been trained to put it down..think it has more to do with the dog drinkin' from it or our damn cats takin' a swim. Either way..one less thing to get bitched-out over...and thats always a good thing.
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                                    • bhutocracy
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                                      • Dec 2001
                                      • 10218

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by BobChezule
                                      If you leave the seat up sometimes they sit down without looking and just fall right in. Then they're swimming around in piss and feeling disgusting. You don't want that do you?
                                      you guys do have pretty big toilets. bigger than here anyways.

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                                      • liquidmoe
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Mar 2002
                                        • 4994

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by MrPheer


                                        Well, urinating while standing is more difficult. We miss from time to time.
                                        I've never considered it from this perspective. No longer will I walk around with my head down in shame when I miss.

                                        Take Luck!

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                                        • titmowse
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 5320

                                          #21
                                          everyone should close the lid BEFORE the flush:

                                          "In 1975 Professor Gerba published a scientific article describing the little-known phenomenon of bacterial and viral aerosols due to toilet flushing. The more you learn about it, the scarier it sounds. According to Gerba, close-up photos of the germy ejecta look like "Baghdad at night during a U.S. air attack." The article ominously depicts a "floor plan of experimental bathroom with location of gauze pads for viral fallout experiments." A lot of virus fell on those gauze pads, Gerba found, and a lot of bacteria too. In fact, significant quantities of microbes floated around the bathroom for at least two hours after each flush."

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                                          • ytcracker
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                                            • Dec 2002
                                            • 12403

                                            #22
                                            when do women not bitch
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                                            • 69pornlinks
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 5560

                                              #23
                                              being the man that i am i compelety close it..this way they have to lift it and i don't have to hear they mouth simple plan simple solution and no backhands
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                                              • kowntafit
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jan 2004
                                                • 4667

                                                #24
                                                no backhands
                                                Dude, do you seriously get back handed for leaving the seat up???
                                                Do all your mates get that same treatment?
                                                I think its a good idea that you just put it down.

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                                                • bhutocracy
                                                  Not making A Comeback
                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                  • 10218

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by titmowse
                                                  everyone should close the lid BEFORE the flush:

                                                  "In 1975 Professor Gerba published a scientific article describing the little-known phenomenon of bacterial and viral aerosols due to toilet flushing. The more you learn about it, the scarier it sounds. According to Gerba, close-up photos of the germy ejecta look like "Baghdad at night during a U.S. air attack." The article ominously depicts a "floor plan of experimental bathroom with location of gauze pads for viral fallout experiments." A lot of virus fell on those gauze pads, Gerba found, and a lot of bacteria too. In fact, significant quantities of microbes floated around the bathroom for at least two hours after each flush."

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                                                  this is true.. It's why they recommend your toothbrush to be at least 6 feet away from your toilet if you don't have a seperate bathroom.

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                                                  • ModelPerfect
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                                                    • Nov 2003
                                                    • 2862

                                                    #26
                                                    If the girl's at your place, I think she has a responsibility to put the seat "up" after she's done.
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                                                    • GonePhishing
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                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 2474

                                                      #27
                                                      ehehhe
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                                                      • boardersweetie
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                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                        • 1889

                                                        #28
                                                        I live with another girl, so when guys come over, it's common curtesy for them to put the seat back down, and I'll give them hell if they don't. but when I'm at a guys house, I won't complain. It's their toilet and their choice.

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                                                        • laura99
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 877

                                                          #29
                                                          Sit down to pee.

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                                                          • Brujah
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                                                            • Jan 2001
                                                            • 22157

                                                            #30
                                                            ain't no toilet seats in the outhouse.

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