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  • TheJimmy
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    • Jan 2001
    • 10747

    #1

    Fastest Way to Loose Weight?

    spill it...


    thanks...


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  • Project-Shadow
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    • Feb 2003
    • 7340

    #2
    Lipo.

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    • TheJimmy
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      • Jan 2001
      • 10747

      #3
      EDIT: non-surgical methods
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      • pxxx
        First African GFY Member
        • Mar 2004
        • 12114

        #4
        Get your lazy ass off the couch and go jogging every day.

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        • Abyss_Vee
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          • Sep 2003
          • 5208

          #5
          Originally posted by pxxx
          Get your lazy ass off the couch and go jogging every day.

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          • DimeStoreNovel
            Registered User
            • Sep 2004
            • 151

            #6
            use a smaller shovel at mealtime

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            • rollinthunder
              So Fucking Banned
              • Sep 2004
              • 359

              #7
              phentermine

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              • dailyduke
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                • Aug 2002
                • 286

                #8
                cut the fat lower the carbs and work out like a fiend, but that is not so easy!
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                • warlock5
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 2808

                  #9
                  Concentration camp diet. Work hard, eat shit. (good way to get sick too )

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                  • Part-timer
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                    • Jul 2003
                    • 419

                    #10
                    Eat less and shit more
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                    • TheJimmy
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                      • Jan 2001
                      • 10747

                      #11
                      Originally posted by pxxx
                      Get your lazy ass off the couch and go jogging every day.




                      love that one...


                      you forgot to add something along the lines of...


                      "quit sitting on the couch stuffing your fat face with ding dongs..."


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                      • Fred Quimby
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                        • Jul 2004
                        • 5430

                        #12
                        break your jaw so they can then wire it shut for 2 months

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                        • s9ann0
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                          • Sep 2001
                          • 4873

                          #13
                          low carb diet

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                          • Grammar Police
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 727

                            #14
                            Stop eating so fucking much.
                            Stop eating the wrong things.
                            Stop being a lazy bastard.

                            It's not rocket science, but since you can't seem to spell a simple word correctly I took the time to explain the mechanics of weight loss to you. Good luck, tubby.

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                            • zentz
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                              • Nov 2003
                              • 8062

                              #15
                              its easy. start going to techno parties and eat some candies often
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                              • polish_aristocrat
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                                • Jul 2002
                                • 40377

                                #16
                                I'd say eat less, that's what i am doing now, i am not fat, but i have to lose like 6 kg to get my ideal weight and that's what i am doing now.

                                ( 1 day last week i didn't eat anything, just drank some water and juice, but i wouldnt recommend it )....

                                oh and do some exercice, it can only help
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                                • Persius
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                                  • Jul 2003
                                  • 11779

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by pxxx
                                  Get your lazy ass off the couch and go jogging every day.

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                                  • Furious_Male
                                    Doing the grind since 99
                                    • Oct 2003
                                    • 16884

                                    #18
                                    Simple math: burn more calories then you consume. Keep in mind you burn calories sitting on your ass, sleeping etc. (The amount depends on your metabolism, weight etc) but just about everything good to eat is loaded with calories. Bottom line you will have to exercise and watch what you eat closely.

                                    The Quickest way.. I would have to say no carb if you can handle it. You will drop an easy 5-10 pounds of weight (mostly water) the first week and continue to lose steadily from there. The problem is the rebound when you go off the diet.
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                                    • DWB
                                      Registered User
                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 31779

                                      #19
                                      I'll tell you.

                                      1) Cut your calories down.

                                      2) Lower your carbs A LOT.

                                      3) Lower your fat intake.

                                      4) Hit the gym at least 3 times a week... do cardio 30 mins each time. The stair climber (gauntlet) will burn the most.

                                      5) Drink a TON of water. You will drop 10 lbs right away if you up your water intake.

                                      6) Stay in this plan no matter what. It sucks.

                                      7) Allow yourself 1 - 2 cheat meals per week to eat whatever you want. It will reward you, keep you sane, and shock your body and raise your metabolism.

                                      8) Don't eat late at night.

                                      9) EAT!!! Don't starve yourself, you have to eat. Aim for 4 - 5 SMALL meals a day, low carbs, low fat. By eating often in small amounts you will raise your metabolism.

                                      10) You will lose 10 - 15 lbs fast. The rest is hard work. Stick to this plan and you will lose. If you want to lose even faster, train with weights and you will burn faster and build muscle at the same time. Leg days at the gym will burn a ton of calories.

                                      11) Take a thermogenic pill to help reaise your metabolism and burn while you are doing nothing. Hydroxycut and the like are all good, many to choose from.

                                      12) If all else fails, there is a steriod called "clembutorial" (spelling?) that will really help you out. Research how to take it and cycle it for about 8 weeks. On your off days, take your thermogenic.

                                      13) Take a pic of you in your underwear BEFORE you start all this, relaxed. Then every few weeks take another to see your progress. This is a good mental booster to keep it going when you can see the results.

                                      Best of luck.
                                      Last edited by DWB; 09-12-2004, 02:27 PM.

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                                      • TheJimmy
                                        ICQ- five seven 0 2 5 5 0
                                        • Jan 2001
                                        • 10747

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Grammar Police
                                        Stop eating so fucking much.
                                        Stop eating the wrong things.
                                        Stop being a lazy bastard.

                                        It's not rocket science, but since you can't seem to spell a simple word correctly I took the time to explain the mechanics of weight loss to you. Good luck, tubby.




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                                        • BitterPen
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                                          • Sep 2004
                                          • 1926

                                          #21
                                          liquid diet?

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                                          • NickPapageorgio
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                                            • Apr 2004
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                                            #22
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                                            • beemk
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                                              • Jan 2002
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                                              #23
                                              you dont want fastest, you want the most steady
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                                              • sickkittens
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                                                • Jul 2002
                                                • 25100

                                                #24
                                                Fastest? Surgery.

                                                Easiest (for me):

                                                Watch what you eat.
                                                Eat stuff that you'll like.
                                                Excercise consistently & constantly.

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                                                • mary34d
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                                                  • Aug 2003
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                                                  #25
                                                  try smack...LOL


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                                                  • galleryseek
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                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                    • 8234

                                                    #26
                                                    anyone who says "low carb" or "no carb" has fallen victim to the fad diet mentality.

                                                    sure, going very low carb no carb at all will yield immediate results, but when you come off that diet, the pounds come right back... and in fact, since when you go low carb, you lose muscle tissue and fat - when you gain it back, you don't gain any muscle back and you gain MORE FAT than you originally had.

                                                    so you end up WORSE off than you were before. and you lose muscle tissue when you go low carb because when your body is in need of energy, it'll pull it from the muscles since it's favorite most preferred choice of energy isn't present (CARBS!!!!)


                                                    eat at LEAST 5 smaller meals a day (ignoring hunger, which is what you have to do with 2 to 4 meals a day usually, puts your body into a state that makes it store fat a lot easier, in anticipation that it won't be fed again.. this is because our genetic makeup is based on scavengers who ate small frequent meals throughout the day, thousands of years ago).

                                                    eat LESS SIMPLE CARBS (usually junkfood) and MORE COMPLEX CARBS (most fruits / veges).

                                                    do SOME sort of physically intensive activity 4 to 5 times a week, and be sure to carb high pre-activity. our bodies were meant to be used.


                                                    doing those 3 things will help a LOT.

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                                                    • Vitasoy
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                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 58202

                                                      #27
                                                      Go under the knife or... Eat healthy and exercises.


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                                                      • Babaganoosh
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Vitasoy
                                                        Go under the knife or... Eat healthy and exercises.
                                                        Yet another useful post from you.
                                                        I like pie.

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                                                        • KC
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                                                          #29
                                                          Get your leg involved in a chainsaw accident, you can drop 50 lbs over the weekend.

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                                                          • tical
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                                                            • Feb 2002
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by KC
                                                            Get your leg involved in a chainsaw accident, you can drop 50 lbs over the weekend.
                                                            haha
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                                                            • mandyxxx
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                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                              • 520

                                                              #31
                                                              For magazines...
                                                              here's the diet...
                                                              eat very little, throw it up, take diet pills, and work out =)
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                                                              • xclusive
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                                                                • Apr 2004
                                                                • 35218

                                                                #32
                                                                For Breakfast have some diet pills
                                                                For Lunch have a Laxative
                                                                For Dinner have an enema
                                                                Repeat...

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                                                                • keyboard warrior
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                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                  • 1435

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Do a crime and go to jail.
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                                                                  • hydro
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                                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                                    • 4216

                                                                    #34
                                                                    clean white meat (chicken, turkey) lots of water and green's.

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                                                                    • robfantasy
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                                                                      • Jun 2002
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      eat with chopsticks and go to techno parties on coke or x and dance your ass off
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                                                                      • fris
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                                                                        • Aug 2002
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        fish oil, green tea, 30 min walk a day
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                                                                        • BrainDead
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                                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                                          • 1536

                                                                          #37
                                                                          eat only cabbage soup

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                                                                          • pornguy
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                                                                            • Mar 2003
                                                                            • 62910

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Let me tell you. I have some friends that all they eat is candy bars, and chips and drink sodas, and shit like that. They are always so wired from the sugar that they do not gain a pound.

                                                                            But I hear being in a car crash works well
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                                                                            • Crypt
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                                                                              • Apr 2004
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by TheJimmy
                                                                              spill it...


                                                                              thanks...


                                                                              Stop sucking cock ;)

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                                                                              • reynold
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                                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                                • 51271

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by DimeStoreNovel
                                                                                use a smaller shovel at mealtime
                                                                                lol... you beat me into it!

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                                                                                • reynold
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                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                  • 51271

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  kidding aside, drink a lot of water before meal time and lower your carb intake!

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                                                                                  • tonkagunner
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                                                                                    • Mar 2003
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    stop eating will make you lose weight
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                                                                                    • Daymare
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                                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                                      • 2674

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by KC
                                                                                      Get your leg involved in a chainsaw accident, you can drop 50 lbs over the weekend.
                                                                                      ahahahahaha

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                                                                                      • TheJimmy
                                                                                        ICQ- five seven 0 2 5 5 0
                                                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                                                        • 10747

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Crypt
                                                                                        Stop sucking cock ;)

                                                                                        you know that's like impossible...


                                                                                        you got me hooked!




                                                                                        PS: KC, that shit almost had me cryin...


                                                                                        chainsaw accident...love it...


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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Lift heavy weights 15 minutes in morning 15 minutes at night (30 minutes of heavy weight trainging is better then 10 hours walking or running)

                                                                                          Get rid of excess water (get something like the natrual diuretic XPEL and within 3 weeks your pants will be too big on you)

                                                                                          Avoid white bread and carbs in general within 2 hours before going to sleep

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                                                                                          • BrainDead
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                                                                                            • Dec 2003
                                                                                            • 1536

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            don't aim for the fastest... aim for the one that would suit your lifestyles and works permanently... don't starve, don't binge...

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                                                                                            • kristin
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              You can trip o's by spelling it right ... Lose weight ...
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                                                                                              • Zerof8
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                                                                                                • 1245

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by pornguy

                                                                                                But I hear being in a car crash works well
                                                                                                Shit, I was 180lbs then I got into a car wreck and in two years I was 300lbs. I got into the mentality " Im gonna die anyway so fuck it" then I blew up like a ballon.
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                                                                                                • korzon
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by DimeStoreNovel
                                                                                                  use a smaller shovel at mealtime

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                                                                                                  • KRL
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                                                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                                                    • 31429

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    The Hurricane Diet

                                                                                                    No power to cook, no restaurants open, no donut shops open, no stores open to buy candy, no AC so you sweat like a mofo.

                                                                                                    I dropped 8 pounds in 1 week.

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