My biological clock is ticking and I want to get someone pregnant.

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  • jimthefiend
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2003
    • 18889

    #1

    My biological clock is ticking and I want to get someone pregnant.

    So just email me like whenever.

    I can prolly knock you up and get a bun heating up in the oven in no more than two or three trys if you have a line on your cycles.

    Just let me know.
  • jimthefiend
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2003
    • 18889

    #2
    oh come on now


    think of the potential income from child support

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    • swedguy
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2002
      • 7981

      #3
      I just ate 2 pounds of fried rice and 1 pound of hot sauce. I feel fucking pregnant. Does that count?

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      • Spunky
        I need a beer
        • Jun 2002
        • 133978

        #4
        Finally...My dreams have come true! I will be right over..Light the candles loverboy .

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        • Head
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2003
          • 8278

          #5
          Knock your content up!

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          • egonetworks
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2004
            • 6706

            #6
            Originally posted by spunky1
            Finally...My dreams have come true! I will be right over..Light the candles loverboy .

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            • jimthefiend
              So Fucking Banned
              • Oct 2003
              • 18889

              #7
              Originally posted by spunky1
              Finally...My dreams have come true! I will be right over..Light the candles loverboy .

              theres just something wrong with you

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              • WiredGuy
                Pounding Googlebot
                • Aug 2002
                • 34515

                #8
                I play with Google.

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                • Giorgio_Xo
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 4263

                  #9
                  How about one of the webcam girls?
                  Make Levees, Not War

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                  • jimthefiend
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 18889

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Giorgio_Xo
                    How about one of the webcam girls?

                    i dont give a shit who it is, i wanna fucking breed



                    hey do you have ovaries?

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                    • Sp1nal
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 425

                      #11
                      Originally posted by jimthefiend



                      i dont give a shit who it is, i wanna fucking breed



                      hey do you have ovaries?
                      Jim, stop it, it's no funny anymore!..
                      <br>

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                      • jimthefiend
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 18889

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Sp1nal

                        Jim, stop it, it's no funny anymore!..
                        what?

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                        • Hardcore J
                          Hardcore 4 Lifeâ„¢
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 2553

                          #13
                          I have a female dog that is interested.

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                          • StacyCat
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2002
                            • 1167

                            #14
                            Originally posted by jimthefiend



                            i dont give a shit who it is, i wanna fucking breed


                            Why?

                            Is it the biologcal urge to reproduce? or is it that you want a girl to stick around?

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                            • jimthefiend
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 18889

                              #15
                              Originally posted by StacyCat


                              Why?

                              Is it the biologcal urge to reproduce? or is it that you want a girl to stick around?

                              neither smart ass

                              my little girl is turning 5 soon and its fucking with me

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                              • chodadog
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2002
                                • 9736

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Giorgio_Xo
                                How about one of the webcam girls?
                                And then make a preggo cam site. You'll make enough money that you won't even have to worry about child support.
                                26 + 6 = 1

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                                • laura99
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 877

                                  #17
                                  Aren't there enough people on this planet yet?

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                                  • jimthefiend
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Oct 2003
                                    • 18889

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by laura99
                                    Aren't there enough people on this planet yet?

                                    if you saw how cute my kid is youd be encouraging me to make more just like her

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                                    • laura99
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 877

                                      #19
                                      Nooooooooooooo I wouldn't. I'll stick with my cats thanks.

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