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  • BradShaw
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    • Oct 2001
    • 7840

    #1

    Shit, Valentines is next week!

    I need to do something big for Mrs. Shaw putting up with me. Budget is 25,000. Ideas?
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  • Fletch XXX
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    • Jan 2002
    • 60840

    #2
    my girls birthday is the day before Valentines day

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    • jaYMan
      peace&profit,
      • Jan 2001
      • 4885

      #3
      Give her a backrub with vanilla lotion, then eat her out!

      Save yourself some cash ;)
      peace&profit,
      jaYMan

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      • natkejs
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2003
        • 1640

        #4
        For 25k she can have a pretty sweet spa vacation away from you and any possible kids I guess ;)

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        • MetaMan
          I AM WEB 2.0
          • Jan 2003
          • 28682

          #5
          get her a giant hose that sprays whipping cream, imagine the people you could prank with that.

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          • juicylinks
            So Fucking Banned
            • Apr 2001
            • 122992

            #6
            Get her a Sybian


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            • Stallion
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              • Jan 2001
              • 6632

              #7
              For 25k I will fly to Dallas and wait on you hand and foot for Valentines day.. lol
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              • m00d
                So Fucking Banned
                • May 2002
                • 3129

                #8
                An IRA

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                • Amputate Your Head
                  There can be only one
                  • Aug 2001
                  • 39075

                  #9
                  Valentines is a lame manufactured holiday courtesy the Hallmark Corporation. Do what we're doing: Throw an anti-Valentines Day party in honor of our disgust over the blatant commercialism corporate America inflicts on us all. Instead of being made to feel obligated to buy things from shopping malls by the guilt driven media machines such as Oprah and Dr. Fucking Phil, for what is truly just another calendar day that is ultimately utterly meaningless, put it to good use and get some slimfast.
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                  • Head
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                    • Nov 2003
                    • 8278

                    #10
                    Cosmetic Surgery

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                    • Fletch XXX
                      GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 60840

                      #11
                      Amp: American Coprorations have done this with every holiday.

                      See how quick the xmas candy comes out after Thanksgiving?

                      its all corporate bullshit, and America eats it by the ounce.

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                      • Gasper

                        #12
                        25K? Oww shit

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                        • m00d
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                          • May 2002
                          • 3129

                          #13
                          Have a steam shower installed

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                          • BradShaw
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                            • Oct 2001
                            • 7840

                            #14
                            Originally posted by juicylinks
                            Get her a Sybian


                            Do they ship those fed-ex?

                            Only concern is that it would have more "power" than Brad Shaw.
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                            • Sosa
                              In Tushy Land
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 40149

                              #15
                              25k? fuck spending that much for valentines day.

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                              • m00d
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                                • May 2002
                                • 3129

                                #16
                                A Lawn Mower
                                Last edited by m00d; 02-04-2004, 10:53 AM.

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                                • Fletch XXX
                                  GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 60840

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Sosa
                                  25k? fuck spending that much for valentines day.
                                  anyone that would REALLY be spending that, wouldnt be bragging on a board.

                                  Hey Brad, post a recipt after you spend it.

                                  thats the most pussy whipped any man could be I guess.


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                                  • juicylinks
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                                    • Apr 2001
                                    • 122992

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by BradShaw


                                    Do they ship those fed-ex?

                                    Only concern is that it would have more "power" than Brad Shaw.
                                    They ship UPS you can get the "Venus" for yourself also

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                                    • Nysus
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2001
                                      • 7817

                                      #19
                                      Fly to Paris for a day first class. Fly back with her in the morning when you wake up, first class of course. And of course have breakfast waiting for her when she wakes up.

                                      Cheers,
                                      Matt
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                                      • BradShaw
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                                        • Oct 2001
                                        • 7840

                                        #20
                                        25k, not $25k

                                        I am talking pesos here! Who has a spare $25k laying around?
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                                        • m00d
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • May 2002
                                          • 3129

                                          #21
                                          Yeah, I'm sure she will just love the fatal jetlag that would follow

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                                          • loverboy
                                            When it rains, it pours
                                            • May 2003
                                            • 20609

                                            #22
                                            too bad, i might not have any plans...too much work and lots to date on valentines day

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                                            • makefuckingmoney
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                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 3277

                                              #23
                                              bukkake anyone?

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                                              • BradShaw
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                                                • Oct 2001
                                                • 7840

                                                #24
                                                Shok, you free on the 14th?
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                                                • SleazyDream
                                                  I'm here for SPORT
                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                  • 41470

                                                  #25
                                                  it's always kewl to hear how true love is free.
                                                  This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                  Now read without the word dog.

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                                                  • BradShaw
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                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                    • 7840

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by makefuckingmoney
                                                    bukkake anyone?
                                                    Sorry, I am allergic to cum.
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                                                    • BradShaw
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                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                      • 7840

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                      it's always kewl to hear how true love is free.

                                                      And you wife stays with you for your good looks!
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                                                      • m00d
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                                                        • May 2002
                                                        • 3129

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                        it's always kewl to hear how true love is free.
                                                        What is his is hers and what is hers is his. Not all women married to wealthy men are gold diggers.

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                                                        • BradShaw
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                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                          • 7840

                                                          #29
                                                          http://www.thechocolateguy.com/sales.htm


                                                          I think I found the perfect gift.
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                                                          • howard
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                                                            • Feb 2002
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                                                            #30
                                                            Brad---i'm not fucking around and I am not kidding. I know your young and when it comes to marrige justa tad immature.

                                                            Your setting yourself up to get divorced.

                                                            If you spend 25k this year what are going to spend next and so on. She will expect presents of this nature forever. I know your just trying to be nice but put the money away and save it for a rainy day. Spend $25 on flowers and she should love you just the same for flowers or a $25,000 necklace.

                                                            One day after being divorced you will look in the mirror and say to yourself " why the fuck did I waste $25,000 on a fucken stupid valentines day present". It's just like taking $25,000 and throwing it in the fire place.

                                                            If she is a good wife she should be fucken mad for you going out and wasting $25000 on a dumb present.

                                                            Finally--why do you have to come to gfy to brag that your budget for her present is $25,000. Thats lame....
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                                                            • axelcat
                                                              Adult Locals
                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                              • 25450

                                                              #31
                                                              By her a diamond ring its forever

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                                                              • m00d
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • May 2002
                                                                • 3129

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by BradShaw
                                                                http://www.thechocolateguy.com/sales.htm


                                                                I think I found the perfect gift.
                                                                Aren't there pictures of youin vegas with this same chocolate monstrosity?

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                                                                • SleazyDream
                                                                  I'm here for SPORT
                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                  • 41470

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by BradShaw



                                                                  And you wife stays with you for your good looks!

                                                                  that and i can dance!

                                                                  why the hell else would she have married me when I was poor?
                                                                  Last edited by SleazyDream; 02-04-2004, 11:31 AM.
                                                                  This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                  Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                  • BradShaw
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                                    • 7840

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by howard
                                                                    Brad---i'm not fucking around and I am not kidding. I know your young and when it comes to marrige justa tad immature.

                                                                    Your setting yourself up to get divorced.

                                                                    If you spend 25k this year what are going to spend next and so on. She will expect presents of this nature forever. I know your just trying to be nice but put the money away and save it for a rainy day. Spend $25 on flowers and she should love you just the same for flowers or a $25,000 necklace.

                                                                    One day after being divorced you will look in the mirror and say to yourself " why the fuck did I waste $25,000 on a fucken stupid valentines day present". It's just like taking $25,000 and throwing it in the fire place.

                                                                    If she is a good wife she should be fucken mad for you going out and wasting $25000 on a dumb present.

                                                                    Finally--why do you have to come to gfy to brag that your budget for her present is $25,000. Thats lame....

                                                                    I was kidding about the $25k. This is GFY, take everything with a grain of salt! But I still need ideas!
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                                                                    • looky_lou
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                                                                      • Mar 2003
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Seems like it comes faster and faster every year.
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                                                                      • smsvid
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                                                                        • Sep 2003
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by howard
                                                                        Brad---i'm not fucking around and I am not kidding. I know your young and when it comes to marrige justa tad immature.

                                                                        Your setting yourself up to get divorced.

                                                                        If you spend 25k this year what are going to spend next and so on. She will expect presents of this nature forever. I know your just trying to be nice but put the money away and save it for a rainy day. Spend $25 on flowers and she should love you just the same for flowers or a $25,000 necklace.

                                                                        One day after being divorced you will look in the mirror and say to yourself " why the fuck did I waste $25,000 on a fucken stupid valentines day present". It's just like taking $25,000 and throwing it in the fire place.

                                                                        If she is a good wife she should be fucken mad for you going out and wasting $25000 on a dumb present.

                                                                        Finally--why do you have to come to gfy to brag that your budget for her present is $25,000. Thats lame....
                                                                        Amen to that brother.
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                                                                        • howard
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                                                                          • Feb 2002
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by BradShaw



                                                                          I was kidding about the $25k. This is GFY, take everything with a grain of salt! But I still need ideas!

                                                                          Well at least I can sleep tonight now... 25k would have been dumb.. Dude, when I think of the money I spent on Xwife2 on stupid meaning less bullshit I probably could have paid a few years of college eduaction for my kids.


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