How can you tell when your car mechanic just had sex?

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  • CDSmith
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • May 2001
    • 51460

    #1

    How can you tell when your car mechanic just had sex?

    A: One of his fingers is clean.
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  • chowda
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2003
    • 9527

    #2
    when ur car is louder than ur wife?
    Someone finds you...
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    • Tala
      Fucked if I know
      • Dec 2002
      • 23368

      #3

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      • funkmaster
        So Fucking Banned
        • Sep 2001
        • 7938

        #4
        skidmarks on your wife ??

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        • digifan
          The Profiler
          • Oct 2002
          • 14618

          #5
          Naughty but good
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          • Stallion
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2001
            • 6632

            #6
            when you have to wipe the lube off your ass after he hands you the bill..
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            • kristin
              GOO!
              • Sep 2002
              • 9768

              #7
              Vacares rules.

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              • fuzebox
                making it rain
                • Oct 2003
                • 22379

                #8
                Once my gf started trying to drag me off to the bedroom while I was in the middle of changing my oil...

                What a pain in the ass, had to change my clothes, wash my hands over and over, she should know better than to interrupt me while I was working on the car!

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                • Bree
                  Registered User
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 356

                  #9
                  there's a courtesy floor mat on your seats?

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                  • kowntafit
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 4667

                    #10
                    nice one!

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                    • ModelPerfect
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 2862

                      #11
                      He's stuck in the tailpipe?
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                      • Micah - Drizunk
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 759

                        #12
                        Originally posted by fuzebox
                        Once my gf started trying to drag me off to the bedroom while I was in the middle of changing my oil...

                        What a pain in the ass, had to change my clothes, wash my hands over and over, she should know better than to interrupt me while I was working on the car!
                        i like this guy, do we have to kill him?
                        Sig was always too big...

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                        • NedFLanders
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 412

                          #13
                          Originally posted by CDSmith
                          A: One of his fingers is clean.
                          omgwtfbbq

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                          • Raf1
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 12117

                            #14
                            My friend's a macanic. I've got to tell him that joke. Good one
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                            • DarkJedi
                              No Refunds Issued.
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 28301

                              #15
                              Originally posted by CDSmith
                              How can you tell when your car mechanic just had sex?

                              your anus is oozing semen ?

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                              • TweetyBird
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2004
                                • 8532

                                #16
                                lol
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                                • Sp1nal
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 425

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by CDSmith
                                  A: One of his fingers is clean.
                                  Fingers? ) Why fingers?
                                  <br>

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                                  • Head
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Nov 2003
                                    • 8278

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by fuzebox
                                    Once my gf started trying to drag me off to the bedroom while I was in the middle of changing my oil...

                                    What a pain in the ass, had to change my clothes, wash my hands over and over, she should know better than to interrupt me while I was working on the car!
                                    You poor thing!

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                                    • myjah
                                      Back in the harbor
                                      • Sep 2003
                                      • 11482

                                      #19
                                      lol. well that really depends on who he had sex with, doesn't it?
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                                      • jmk
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Sep 2002
                                        • 5391

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by ModelPerfect
                                        He's stuck in the tailpipe?

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