The worst thing to say after sex ?

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  • AnalProbe
    pain in the Ass
    • Jan 2004
    • 3727

    #101
    You looked much better when I was horny.

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    • Shoehorn!
      Die With Your Boots On
      • Oct 2003
      • 22872

      #102
      Originally posted by chowda
      did u feel me in there?

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      • QualityMpegs
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2003
        • 3521

        #103
        Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

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        • flashfire
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          • Feb 2003
          • 13098

          #104
          You will have to finish the job yourself

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          • flashfire
            ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2
            • Feb 2003
            • 13098

            #105
            or...like dropping a pencil down a mineshaft...or...like fucking a 5 gallon pale of water

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            • directfiesta
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Oct 2002
              • 30176

              #106
              Honk Honk ...

              Time to go, the cab is here ...

              ( called it in ADVANCE!)
              I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

              But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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              • Babagirls
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                • Feb 2001
                • 18812

                #107
                i hated that one time i woke up to someone who i had NO clue who he was, waking him up by saying "hey...umm...YOU......wheres the bathroom?"





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                • AnalProbe
                  pain in the Ass
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 3727

                  #108
                  ECHO O o .

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                  • KC
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 1995
                    • 2417

                    #109
                    "That was wonderful Michael (Jackson), put your nose back on and give me a kiss."

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                    • Head
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 8278

                      #110
                      Originally posted by curio
                      You know, sugar, the sight of my pubic hair stuck in your teeth is SOOOOO hilarious!

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                      • wyldblyss
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 5779

                        #111
                        "I've had better"

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                        • arial
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 4012

                          #112
                          I'm on the rag.

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                          • AnalProbe
                            pain in the Ass
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 3727

                            #113
                            Why are you choking ?

                            Well ?

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                            • Mathius
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2003
                              • 263

                              #114
                              wow...your pussy tastes so much different than my wifes....

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                              • p1mpdogg
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Nov 2002
                                • 16714

                                #115
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                                • LadyMischief
                                  Orgasms N Such!
                                  • Sep 2002
                                  • 18135

                                  #116
                                  Is it in yet?

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                                  • JDog
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2003
                                    • 7453

                                    #117
                                    Originally posted by AnalProbe
                                    What do you think is the worst thing to say after you had sex ?

                                    Suggestions :


                                    - Did you like it ?

                                    - Was I better then your ex ?

                                    - Do you think my cock is too small ?
                                    I think it is bad for a chick to mention her ex boyfriends dick while have & after sex!!

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                                    • TheDoc
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 13827

                                      #118
                                      Thanks Mom, I really needed that.
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                                      • dicknixon
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jun 2003
                                        • 548

                                        #119
                                        "Remember how I took a shit earlier? Well, Im gonna go wipe again."

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                                        • AnalProbe
                                          pain in the Ass
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 3727

                                          #120
                                          I have fucked so many girls, lied to them, dumped them...

                                          But you are so special !

                                          You can stay till tomorrow...

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                                          • shermo

                                            #121
                                            I wonder what my ex is up to these days!

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                                            • lock
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                                              • Jul 2003
                                              • 5065

                                              #122
                                              can you just go
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                                              • Tuga
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Nov 2002
                                                • 7678

                                                #123
                                                Originally posted by GiantGnome
                                                I think my condom fell off inside you
                                                That shit happens

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                                                • NoCarrier
                                                  We need more free porn
                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                  • 16356

                                                  #124
                                                  Would you mind if I go fishing inside your pussy right now? I'm sure it's crawling with tunas in there.

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                                                  • GSpotShawn
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                    • 389

                                                    #125
                                                    you can either sleep on the floor or in the wet spot, the right side of the bed is mine.
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                                                    • boardersweetie
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 1889

                                                      #126
                                                      are you done yet?

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                                                      • tayloryum
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jan 2002
                                                        • 423

                                                        #127
                                                        girl - "is it in yet?"

                                                        guy - "is it okay if i write you a check?"
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                                                        • Sp!ce
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 46

                                                          #128

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                                                          • BrentD
                                                            ZothNET.com
                                                            • May 2003
                                                            • 1426

                                                            #129
                                                            I gotta get a quick shower and go I have another date in 20 minutes
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                                                            • freeadultcontent
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 9976

                                                              #130
                                                              Now when I take this gag off your not going to scream right?

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                                                              • AnalProbe
                                                                pain in the Ass
                                                                • Jan 2004
                                                                • 3727

                                                                #131
                                                                Where's your make-up ?

                                                                Jezus !

                                                                Go fix that immediately !

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                                                                • ItBurnsWhenIpee
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                  • 1288

                                                                  #132
                                                                  Did that feel like a real penis?

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                                                                  • Rochard
                                                                    Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                                    • Dec 2001
                                                                    • 75761

                                                                    #133
                                                                    Get down, get up, get dressed, and get out!
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                                                                    • beemk
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                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                      • 20829

                                                                      #134
                                                                      "that was the best 15 seconds of my life"
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                                                                      • beemk
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                                                                        • Jan 2002
                                                                        • 20829

                                                                        #135
                                                                        Originally posted by davethetruth
                                                                        Can I have some cookies now grandma?
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                                                                        • sumphatpimp
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                          • 5235

                                                                          #136
                                                                          somehow you looked different last night

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                                                                          • directfiesta
                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                            • 30176

                                                                            #137


                                                                            I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                                                                            But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                                                                            • TweetyBird
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                              • 8532

                                                                              #138
                                                                              You're wicked, aren't ya ???

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                                                                              • ~MistressRacin~
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                                • 687

                                                                                #139
                                                                                Hey! Good for you big boy....you lasted 60 seconds this time!
                                                                                No sig for you!

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                                                                                • Drake
                                                                                  Hello world!
                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                  • 12508

                                                                                  #140
                                                                                  My doctor said as long as I don't have sex my disease won't spread. Oh well.

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                                                                                  • AnalProbe
                                                                                    pain in the Ass
                                                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                                                    • 3727

                                                                                    #141
                                                                                    Why did we get this hotelroom for free ?

                                                                                    And why does that red led on the ceiling blink ?

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                                                                                    • KC
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jan 1995
                                                                                      • 2417

                                                                                      #142
                                                                                      Originally posted by sumphatpimp
                                                                                      somehow you looked different last night

                                                                                      She is fucking HOT man.

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                                                                                      • AnalProbe
                                                                                        pain in the Ass
                                                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                                                        • 3727

                                                                                        #143
                                                                                        Did you enjoy our mutual interest in sexual intercourse, my little Fellatia ?

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                                                                                        • Lo Wang
                                                                                          Registered User
                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                          • 39

                                                                                          #144
                                                                                          So..... how much?

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                                                                                          • AnalProbe
                                                                                            pain in the Ass
                                                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                                                            • 3727

                                                                                            #145
                                                                                            Thanks, you were very helpful.

                                                                                            Now get a life.

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                                                                                            • eiht_98
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                              • 6103

                                                                                              #146
                                                                                              I have to write some of them and test them next time.

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                                                                                              • jds
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Sep 2003
                                                                                                • 362

                                                                                                #147
                                                                                                I thought I wouldn't manage to cum.
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                                                                                                • frankthetank
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                                  • 616

                                                                                                  #148
                                                                                                  "So when are you gonna make dinner?..."

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                                                                                                  • SoundMan
                                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                    • Nov 2003
                                                                                                    • 3471

                                                                                                    #149
                                                                                                    jello was better

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                                                                                                    • Ross
                                                                                                      Ik ben een aap
                                                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                                                      • 18874

                                                                                                      #150
                                                                                                      "I swear, next time it will be longer....."

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