What is you cray talent? mine issssssss.......

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  • MetaMan
    I AM WEB 2.0
    • Jan 2003
    • 28682

    #1

    What is you cray talent? mine issssssss.......

    i can fold my tongue in half and flick it, to bad pussy smells like a rotten bas of fish. so ladies u have slim chances.

    i knew this girl who could fart out of her pussy (quiffff) which is fucking nasty.

    what is you crazy talent? or what can any of your loser computer friends do?
  • Headless
    Registered User
    • Jan 2001
    • 26727

    #2
    English, do you speak it?

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    • MetaMan
      I AM WEB 2.0
      • Jan 2003
      • 28682

      #3
      Originally posted by Headless
      English, do you speak it?
      headless has to post more one liners after he is payed to be a full time whore,

      how on earth do u still get electricity to your trailer?

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      • Rankings
        • Jan 2004
        • 10633

        #4
        i can make babies, just ask my wife myjah
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        • Steve
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2001
          • 6894

          #5
          you hang with some filthy tramps if they have stank pussy

          throw them some soap, or tell them to see a dr for the yeast infection

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          • Head
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2003
            • 8278

            #6
            I can tie my dick in the knot!

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            • MetaMan
              I AM WEB 2.0
              • Jan 2003
              • 28682

              #7
              Originally posted by Steve
              you hang with some filthy tramps if they have stank pussy

              throw them some soap, or tell them to see a dr for the yeast infection
              lol i was making a joke, for stinky pussy i turn off the lights and rub em up with silly putty.

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              • Headless
                Registered User
                • Jan 2001
                • 26727

                #8
                Originally posted by MetaMan


                headless has to post more one liners after he is payed to be a full time whore,

                how on earth do u still get electricity to your trailer?

                Your statement would be correct if I was getting paid per post...

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                • Basic_man
                  Programming King Pin
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 27360

                  #9
                  I can fart all days long.. :D
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                  • MetaMan
                    I AM WEB 2.0
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 28682

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Headless



                    Your statement would be correct if I was getting paid per post...
                    branding my friend, branding.


                    what is your talent headless? can u swallow an entire beer can and fart the anthem?

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                    • sicone
                      Retired
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 18453

                      #11
                      Can roll a J one handed, comes in handy while driving

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                      • Steve
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2001
                        • 6894

                        #12
                        Originally posted by MetaMan


                        lol i was making a joke, for stinky pussy i turn off the lights and rub em up with silly putty.
                        hahahaha

                        that was funny - hadn't heard that one before

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                        • Manowar
                          jellyfish  
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 71528

                          #13
                          Originally posted by sicone
                          Can roll a J one handed, comes in handy while driving
                          one of my friends used to do this everytime he drove, usually in stolen cars

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                          • xdcdave
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2003
                            • 1911

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Head
                            I can tie my dick in the knot!
                            I can tie 2 knots!

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