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Originally posted by JSA Matt
walmart will one day own the world 
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Now keep in mind that I developed this theory when I was Christian...now I am having Wiccan leanings...but, in any case, the short version is this:
Wal-mart is the anti-christ...you know how everybody is supposed to think the AC is so great and all, but he/it is just a catalyst for Armageddon (I'm sure I misspelled that, sorry for the grammer police, lol). Well, Wal-mart is everywhere, and it is putting a lot of smaller, and even bigger businesses out of biz. Before long, Wal-mart will monopolize all the stores-they already have clothes, groceries, housewares, vision care, nail and hair salons, photo labs and photo studios, auto centers, even McDonald's for crying out loud. If there was no store in your city but Wal-mart, you wouldn't be too bad off, assuming you aren't a name brand fiend, lol. And once Wal-mart has booted every other option out, all it would take is one asshole to freeze or limit our access to everything we need. Ya, I know, it a bit far-fetched, but let's face it, turning water into wine is a bit far-fetched, too.
My other theory was that the AC was technology...Why? Divide and conquer...you don't even have to leave your house to grocery shop anymore. You can work from home, play from home, and go to school from home. We have machines that do everything from entertain us to open our cans. Every time I see a new gadget I feel guilty for how lazy our society is.