I have insomnia . Ask me anything you want
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where do we go when we die?
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Easy.Originally posted by punkworld
How do I become a guido?
Get a slick haircut, wear tight fitting club shirts, buzz your chest
Go tanning , go clubbing 2x per week at least , hang out with other guidos also . Hit the gym , do a couple cycles of "sauce", sculpt your eyebrowsComment
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what would you get a girl for valentines day this yrComment
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No clue , ask Sleazy about thisOriginally posted by Ganjasaurus
What is sex with a tranny like?Comment
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after the sex is over and you're laying in bed, the minutes passing like hours, how long should you wait before getting up and leaving?
and whats the best excuse to get out of there?Comment
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Hmm I said juicy's name three times out loud and a Wendy's commercial came on tv.
What does that mean?Comment
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More details please ..how long have you been baging her? r u serious with her? Does she swallow?Originally posted by bdld
what would you get a girl for valentines day this yrComment
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Who have killed the Kennedy?<br>
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Arghhhh now I am hungry gobble gobbleOriginally posted by PersianKitty
Hmm I said juicy's name three times out loud and a Wendy's commercial came on tv.
What does that mean?
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whats the best response for "I left a message on your machine, why didn't you call me back"?Comment
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why do guys in gangbang pornos treat the girl like shit?
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Im from Long Island originally, did you ever bang my first girlfriend Vera Colucci?ICQ:
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After you blow your load , light a cigarette. After you finish the smoke get up get dressed and leave before she wants to "cuddle" If she asks why are you leaving tell her that you forgot to feed your doggie and that you have a early morning meeting tomorrow that you cant missOriginally posted by Marcus
after the sex is over and you're laying in bed, the minutes passing like hours, how long should you wait before getting up and leaving?
and whats the best excuse to get out of there?Comment
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Were you funny as a kid like you are now as an adult? Like the kid that's known as the class clown that makes everyone laugh all the time?
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Tell her that you didnt check your messages yetOriginally posted by Marcus
whats the best response for "I left a message on your machine, why didn't you call me back"?Comment
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I spent most of my high school career in the principals office lolOriginally posted by KRL
Were you funny as a kid like you are now as an adult? Like the kid that's known as the class clown that makes everyone laugh all the time?Comment
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Dont hate the player man hate the gameOriginally posted by beemk
thats like asking a blind man for directions.... i think i will passComment
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Nope you got her number ?Originally posted by timboss
Im from Long Island originally, did you ever bang my first girlfriend Vera Colucci?
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Do you go on ICQ? I just added to you to my list to talk about insomnia!
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what if you love her but she wont swallow?want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.Comment
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Does it burn when you pee?Comment
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Why do you think I can't sleep?Originally posted by goBigtime
Does it burn when you pee?Comment
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Yeah but i am not on now its crashes evry so often and only works when i reboot the pc , dont want to reboot now cause i am working on some shit in the backgroundOriginally posted by ItBurnsWhenIpee
Do you go on ICQ? I just added to you to my list to talk about insomnia!
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Ah... here's a good one for the guido of love...
Valtrex or Acyclovir ?
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Only thing your in love with is her pussy and vagina.... find another girl that swallows and youll be in deeper love with herOriginally posted by brand0n
what if you love her but she wont swallow?Comment
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If a girl is gagging on your cock how long should you wait till you start to withdrawl from her mouth?
What should you do if a girl while in doggie style tries to keep moving forward on the bed away from your long cock?
... lol ...
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All right then...so you got any tips for the isomnia? Maybe this is a stupid question since you're posting a bored post due to insomnia...Originally posted by juicylinks
Yeah but i am not on now its crashes evry so often and only works when i reboot the pc , dont want to reboot now cause i am working on some shit in the backgroundComment
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Neither I dip the part of body with sores in bleach for 2 min then rinse with waterOriginally posted by goBigtime
Ah here's a good one for the guido of love...
Valtrex or Acyclovir ?
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Get lil2rich on ICQ and have him lecture you on the "300k TGP theory" it will knock you out in afew minutesOriginally posted by ItBurnsWhenIpee
All right then...so you got any tips for the isomnia? Maybe this is a stupid question since you're posting a bored post due to insomnia...Comment
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what if there is more then just that, and she still wont swallow?Originally posted by juicylinks
Only thing your in love with is her pussy and vagina.... find another girl that swallows and youll be in deeper love with herwant to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.Comment
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Pull out ASAp so she doesnt puke on your dongOriginally posted by Volantt
If a girl is gagging on your cock how long should you wait till you start to withdrawl from her mouth?
What should you do if a girl while in doggie style tries to keep moving forward on the bed away from your long cock?
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Grab her by the hips and squeeze her towards you till she learns her lessonComment
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Keep on getting some braods for some "side action" till you find one that swallows the love jizzOriginally posted by brand0n
what if there is more then just that, and she still wont swallow?Comment
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OK what's his ICQ number. I will try anythingOriginally posted by juicylinks
Get lil2rich on ICQ and have him lecture you on the "300k TGP theory" it will knock you out in afew minutesComment
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OMG, too funny. My girl was convinced I was the only one that ever says this.Originally posted by juicylinks
Dont hate the player man hate the game
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Loryn (3:16 PM):
I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
fuck it we can have sex on money never did that beforeComment
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after you cook somethin in the microwave it says let stand for 5 minutes. Is this because it is too hot and they want it to cool in order to avoid being sued (I think) or is this because it actually heats more in the 5 minutes it sits in the hot microwave (friend thinks).. Me and my friend were arguing about this. Please tell us the correct answer thank you.too lazy to find advertising for this sig spaceComment
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Thanks juicy! You are a life saver....Originally posted by juicylinks
Pull out ASAp so she doesnt puke on your dong
Grab her by the hips and squeeze her towards you till she learns her lesson
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"A man's worth is no greater then the worth of his ambitions." - Marcus AureliusComment
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give up some tips of how you have developed such a deep realtionship with yourselfComment
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What is the meaning of life.Comment
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how do i get my ex gf back?
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Hi Doctor Juicy. First let me start by saying I am a huge fan of the show and you are a saint for helping lonely people find a life.
Ok now for my question. A fews years ago I talked my wife into letting another woman move in with us. Needless to say the sex was great! After the woman moved out I can not talk my wife into having sex with women again. How do I get my wife into women again?
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