How many times have you gotten laid? exact count please!

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  • pornstar2pac
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    • Nov 2003
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    #1

    How many times have you gotten laid? exact count please!

    937




    943 if you count my "I didn't know you were a dude"















    oracle don't fib on your exact count
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  • Headless
    Registered User
    • Jan 2001
    • 26727

    #2
    7650064530.9

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    • The Truth Hurts
      Zph7YXfjMhg
      • Nov 2002
      • 15768

      #3
      before or after the kid was born?

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      • cluck
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2002
        • 5248

        #4
        Holy shit!

        It's not the amount of times, it's the fact that you count that high! I'd estimate a few hundred for me. Not bad for 20 years old I guess.
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        • pornstar2pac
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          • Nov 2003
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          #5
          that's a lie.
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          • pussyluver
            Clueless OleMan
            • Mar 2003
            • 11009

            #6
            I've been fucking for over 35 years and now you tell me I was supose to keep track? I can't name them all and I can't tell ya how many.

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            • SleazyDream
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              • Jul 2001
              • 41470

              #7
              if you can actually COUNT how many times you've been laid you havn't been laid enough.


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              • pussyluver
                Clueless OleMan
                • Mar 2003
                • 11009

                #8
                Ok, when I first started, she keep a calendar and kept track. It was a surpise, they add up fast. She didd that for about a year, That ended up being wife number one.

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                • pornstar2pac
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                  • Nov 2003
                  • 17380

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Headless
                  7650064530.9




                  since this thread started , you gotten laid 12 times, way to go
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                  • Rictor
                    Old Timer
                    • Jan 2001
                    • 12208

                    #10
                    Umm...I have no idea. Lots. Who keeps track?

                    I had a buddy in college...he had a used condom collection in his drawer...like 4 condoms...1 for every time he'd had sex. I felt so sorry for him.

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                    • pornstar2pac
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                      • Nov 2003
                      • 17380

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Rictor
                      Umm...I have no idea. Lots. Who keeps track?

                      I had a buddy in college...he had a used condom collection in his drawer...like 4 condoms...1 for every time he'd had sex. I felt so sorry for him.


                      what we're you doing looking in his underwear drawer
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                      • CDSmith
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                        • May 2001
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                        #12
                        According to my laidometer I've been laid exactly 8,797 times.



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                        • Carrie
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                          • Apr 2002
                          • 3162

                          #13
                          I stopped keeping track when I was 19.
                          I'm 33 now with two kids and one on the way and an extremely virile, vigorous, and potent hubby.
                          So let's just file mine under "a helluva lot".

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                          • Plan9
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                            • Jul 2003
                            • 1801

                            #14
                            2.32 times.

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                            • GonePhishing
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                              • Oct 2003
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                              #15
                              Are we talking partners or sheer number of times?
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                              • &lt;IMX&gt;
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                                #16
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                                • wyldblyss
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                                  • Nov 2003
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                                  #17
                                  I have no friggen clue!

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                                  • kmanrox
                                    aka K-Man
                                    • Oct 2001
                                    • 29295

                                    #18
                                    barely any... i was too ugly and poor to get laid in america, so i came to bangkok to find out i was too ugly and poor to get laid here too, $6 is hard to come by nowadays...
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                                    • SomeCreep
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                                      • Mar 2003
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                                      #19
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                                      • Babagirls
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                                        #20
                                        a hella lot




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                                        • pornstar2pac
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                                          • Nov 2003
                                          • 17380

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by GonePhishing
                                          Are we talking partners or sheer number of times?


                                          # of times,including the stuff at band camp
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                                          • flashfire
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                                            • Feb 2003
                                            • 13098

                                            #22
                                            Havent really kept track but I would guess around 300

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                                            • CamChicks
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                                              #23

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                                              • pornstar2pac
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                                                • Nov 2003
                                                • 17380

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                According to my laidometer I've been laid exactly 8,797 times.



                                                But I bought it when I was 25, I'd already had about 17 girlfriends by then.







                                                I need to get me one of those.


                                                the reason I started this thread was cuz i'm near 1,000 times getting laid and when I reach it I want to sell my getting laid space to the highest bidder.



                                                I figure I get laid at 3 times a month. So the winning bidder can take my place in getting laid.



                                                what should I start the bidding at?
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                                                • 420
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                                                  • Mar 2003
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                                                  #25
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                                                  • Head
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                                                    • Nov 2003
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                                                    #26
                                                    I'm a virgin.

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                                                    • radical
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                                                      • Oct 2003
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Head
                                                      I'm a virgin.
                                                      me too




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                                                      • Ben-MensNiche
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                                                        • Dec 2003
                                                        • 726

                                                        #28
                                                        Well the first relationship I had was a 3 times a day kind of relationship, we were together for around 8 months...each relationship has tapered off slightly...until now I'm married, and I'm lucky to get laid once every 3 months.

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                                                        • Skincitymodels
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                                                          • Dec 2003
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                                                          #29
                                                          well if you are counting total times? shit I couldnt ever keep track of that.....as far as partners? I have been having sex for over 20 years now sooo hmmm it would be over the 500 mark but exaclty how many I dont know... IM a slut.. I started to really keep track a few years ago and it was averaging around 40 to 50 new girls each year......but shit since I got into porn its more like about 60 to 70 new girls each year.


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                                                          • Fabien
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                                                            • Jul 2003
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                                                            #30
                                                            Paid or free ?

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                                                            • BruceM
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                                                              #31
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                                                              • pornstar2pac
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                                                                • 17380

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Fabien
                                                                Paid or free ?


                                                                both


                                                                you think I got laid 973 times for free, HELL no. lol
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                                                                • com
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  If you can count, there's a problem ;)

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                                                                  • Herb Kornfield
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                                                                    • Sep 2002
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    quite a few times...More since I got married and my wife is Bi.

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                                                                    • sickkittens
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                                                                      #35
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                                                                      • Fabien
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                                                                        • Jul 2003
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        1 paid
                                                                        0 free if i recall........

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                                                                        • modelgigtalent
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                                                                          • May 2003
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          I quit keeping track at like age 20.
                                                                          I am 38


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                                                                          • Ic3m4nZ
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                                                                            #38
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                                                                            • Lykos
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                                                                              • Apr 2003
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              163 diffrent women,don't know how many times exactly...probablu more then 2k

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                                                                              • Peter Romero
                                                                                Long time no happy ending
                                                                                • Feb 2003
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                There are 53 girls on my site. Since I can only get laid by shooting POV Porn... then it's 53. Thing is, all of them are smiling!


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                                                                                • pornstar2pac
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by modelgigtalent
                                                                                  I quit keeping track at like age 20.
                                                                                  I am 38


                                                                                  I'm 18 so maybe that's why i keep track
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                                                                                  • BIG Movie List
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    almost everyday for the past 4 years plus or minus 80 days.
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                                                                                    • pornstar2pac
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by BIG Movie List
                                                                                      almost everyday for the past 4 years plus or minus 80 days.




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                                                                                      • PlayGirl
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                                                                                        #44

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                                                                                        • PrivateIvy
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Back in the day...LOL...me and my best girlfriend used to keep a list LMAO When we turned 25 we burned our lists and swore never to reveal the numbers


                                                                                          hehe


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                                                                                          • TheGoldenChild
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            I am going to have to say over 10,000 times

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                                                                                            • pornstar2pac
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by kBizzle
                                                                                              I am going to have to say over 10,000 times



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                                                                                              • beemk
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                                                                                                • Jan 2002
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Rictor
                                                                                                I had a buddy in college...he had a used condom collection in his drawer...like 4 condoms...1 for every time he'd had sex. I felt so sorry for him.
                                                                                                thats sick as fuck
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                                                                                                • beemk
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                                                                                                  • Jan 2002
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  i seriously never counted. i only count how many different girls ive been with.
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                                                                                                  • pornstar2pac
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by beemk
                                                                                                    i seriously never counted. i only count how many different girls ive been with.

                                                                                                    that will be next weeks thread question.



                                                                                                    mine is 142
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