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  • DarkJedi
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    • Feb 2001
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    #1

    So I go into McDonalds on Saturday...

    And I'm up at the counter and I asked for a chicken sandwich.

    The snotty little twit says
    "Its called a McChicken sir!"

    "Whatever."

    "It will be a few minutes until its ready sir. Would you like me to have someone bring it to your table."

    "Sure. But how long will it be? Because I have to go to the McWashroom and take a McShit and I wouldn't want to miss it!"
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    • juicylinks
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      • Apr 2001
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        • adamneve
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          • Oct 2002
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          #3
          Originally posted by DarkJedi
          And I'm up at the counter and I asked for a chicken sandwich.

          The snotty little twit says
          "Its called a McChicken sir!"

          "Whatever."

          "It will be a few minutes until its ready sir. Would you like me to have someone bring it to your table."

          "Sure. But how long will it be? Because I have to go to the McWashroom and take a McShit and I wouldn't want to miss it!"
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            • ThePornPusher
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              • Oct 2003
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              #4
              Damn McWorkers, they got little McFucks running the place.

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                • sweetcuties
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                  • Feb 2002
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                  #5
                  hahahahaha

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                    • DarkJedi
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                      #6
                      Originally posted by ThePornPusher
                      Damn McWorkers, they got little McFucks running the place.
                      Yes, the dipshits are taking the whole McThing way too seriously.

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                        • fuzebox
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                          • Oct 2003
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                          #7
                          Originally posted by DarkJedi
                          So I go into McDonalds
                          This is where the problems all started.

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                            • Paul Waters
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                              • Mar 2003
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                              #8
                              Originally posted by DarkJedi
                              The snotty little twit says
                              "Its called a McChicken sir!"
                              Hey, give the little McMinion a McBreak. What do you expect from someobe who works at a McJob.

                              If they had to pay a decent wage, you couldn't afford to McEat there.



                              Paul

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                                • Rich
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                                  • Jan 2003
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                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by juicylinks
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                                    • ListYourPorn
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                                      #10
                                      you should have given him Mc Cliup round the head


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                                        • B40
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                                          • Jul 2001
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                                          #11
                                          There's different types of chicken sandwiches....the McChicken and the grilled chicken one....if he didn't clarify it and made the wrong one for you, you would have been even more pissed

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                                            • ytcracker
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                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by juicylinks
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                                                • Mr. Jim
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                                                  • Mar 2003
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                                                  #13
                                                  I will take my own life before i ever say "biggie"

                                                  at Wendy's they ask me if i want ""biggie" fries

                                                  I refuse...no i want your large fries not fucking biggie fries

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                                                    • Fu-Q
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                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by juicylinks
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                                                        • axelcat
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                                                          Thats so Mcfunny

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                                                            • bret
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                                                              • Aug 2003
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                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by B40
                                                              There's different types of chicken sandwiches....the McChicken and the grilled chicken one....if he didn't clarify it and made the wrong one for you, you would have been even more pissed
                                                              valid point.

                                                              but it scares me that you actually memorized the McMenu.

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                                                                • jhauser
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  Hopefully they didnt add their special McSpit sauce...
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                                                                    • DrGuile
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                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                                      And I'm up at the counter and I asked for a chicken sandwich.

                                                                      The snotty little twit says
                                                                      "Its called a McChicken sir!"

                                                                      "Whatever."

                                                                      "It will be a few minutes until its ready sir. Would you like me to have someone bring it to your table."

                                                                      "Sure. But how long will it be? Because I have to go to the McWashroom and take a McShit and I wouldn't want to miss it!"
                                                                      you thought that up afterward, but Id bet you didnt actually say that...

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                                                                        • B40
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by bret


                                                                          valid point.

                                                                          but it scares me that you actually memorized the McMenu.
                                                                          I bet the average person can name 5 McDonald sandwiches....ever read the book Fast Food Nation? 60% of Americans are overweight or obese...the average American consumes 3 fast food sandwiches and 4 orders of fries a week...now that's scary

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                                                                            • Vitasoy
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                                                                              #20
                                                                              haha


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                                                                                • Ic3m4nZ
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                                                                                    • DarkJedi
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                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by B40
                                                                                      There's different types of chicken sandwiches....the McChicken and the grilled chicken one....if he didn't clarify it and made the wrong one for you, you would have been even more pissed
                                                                                      Well, even if there were different types of chicken sandwiches, he did not point it out.

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                                                                                        • beemk
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          thats why they work at mcdonalds
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                                                                                            • ThunderBalls
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                                                                                              • Oct 2002
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                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by DrGuile


                                                                                              you thought that up afterward, but Id bet you didnt actually say that...

                                                                                              tough guy....

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                                                                                                • quiet
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                                                                                                  • Sep 2001
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  fuck i hate that place. everything about it, food, service, smell. amazing (or maybe not) just how popular it is.
                                                                                                  we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                                                                                    • B40
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by DarkJedi


                                                                                                      Well, even if there were different types of chicken sandwiches, he did not point it out.
                                                                                                      He was a bit of a dick I guess...but he did say "McChicken"...so if you wanted the grilled one you whould have said no give me the McGrill Chicken or whatever the fuck it's called

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                                                                                                        • some_idiot
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                                                                                                          • May 2002
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          You keep telling us you're such a McDaddy, way can't you afford the extra $5 and make a real dump instead of sitting in someone else's McPiss?


                                                                                                          All I see from your story is your server was respectful and you treated him like dirt. I bet your "McChicken" came McSnot toppings.



                                                                                                          ...aleast I claim to be an idiot, some people are beyond that.

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                                                                                                            • bushwacker
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                                                                                                              Originally posted by some_idiot
                                                                                                              You keep telling us you're such a McDaddy, way can't you afford the extra $5 and make a real dump instead of sitting in someone else's McPiss?


                                                                                                              All I see from your story is your server was respectful and you treated him like dirt. I bet your "McChicken" came McSnot toppings.



                                                                                                              ...aleast I claim to be an idiot, some people are beyond that.
                                                                                                              Yep, he had some special sauce on that McChicken!

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                                                                                                                • radical
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                                                                                                                    • explicite
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                                                                                                                      No joke; at one of the subway stations here in paris they have McToiletes
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                                                                                                                          • Oct 2002
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                                                                                          And I'm up at the counter (its my firt day at the new job) and I asked the cutomer what she wants to orders.

                                                                                                                          She says
                                                                                                                          "I want a chicken sandwich"

                                                                                                                          I said
                                                                                                                          "Its called a McChicken sir!"

                                                                                                                          He was like...

                                                                                                                          "Whatever."

                                                                                                                          Then I asked if he wants some fries with that and he said no
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                                                                                                                            • DarkJedi
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              I go to McD once in a blue moon - usually when i'm too lazy to cook something myself. I just wanted a damn chicken sandwich, i dont give a fuck about their McShit brainwash.

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                                                                                                                                • B40
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                                                                                                  I go to McD once in a blue moon - usually when i'm too lazy to cook something myself. I just wanted a damn chicken sandwich, i dont give a fuck about their McShit brainwash.
                                                                                                                                  So you think he was trying to brainwash you?

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                                                                                                                                    • Head
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by axelcat
                                                                                                                                      Thats so Mcfunny

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                                                                                                                                        • Bree
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                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2002
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          I would've jus said McFuckit

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                                                                                                                                            • Lykos
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Hahaha

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                                                                                                                                                • webseth
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                                                                                                                                                  the mcwash is awesome
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                                                                                                                                                        • bhutocracy
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                                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2001
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                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by quiet
                                                                                                                                                          fuck i hate that place. everything about it, food, service, smell. amazing (or maybe not) just how popular it is.
                                                                                                                                                          ditto.

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                                                                                                                                                            • DarkJedi
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                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by explicite
                                                                                                                                                              No joke; at one of the subway stations here in paris they have McToiletes

                                                                                                                                                              hahaha

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                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by juicylinks
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