WTF: Elvish Porn?

**KraZ** · 02-02-2004, 03:11 AM

Hmm, nobody cares for some hot lesbo action between Arwen and Galadriel?

**Odin** · 02-02-2004, 03:14 AM

Originally posted by KraZ
Hmm, nobody cares for some hot lesbo action between Arwen and Galadriel?

What is her real name? She is pretty damn hot.

**Sp1nal** · 02-02-2004, 03:47 AM

Originally posted by KraZ

ElvishPorn.com

Someone go and grab that domain quick. If I like some of the ideas, I will produce some content for this hot niche - Elvish porn

Domain already taken..

**KraZ** · 02-02-2004, 03:51 AM

Originally posted by Sp1nal

Domain already taken..

Who of you fuckers took MY domain? Anyway, here's a result from a search on Google:

Posted by: Ghetto_Rap_Masta hey guys i got a huge huge huge problem. You see, ive been looking around on almost every existing search engine for elven porn. Unfornately, my searches are revealling alot less results then id hoped. I also searched for almost 5 hours on kazaa with no results. I tried Elf porn, Elven porn, Elvish porn, Elvish pics, Elf pics, ect ect and nothin at all!! If you guys can help me find a better file download thingy please tell me...

5 hours on Kazaa and no porn ... let's produce some!

**Lykos** · 02-02-2004, 04:21 AM

Smart spam

**KraZ** · 02-02-2004, 04:26 AM

Hiya Lycos... do you shoot Elvish porn already, man?

I'm offering free services today ... so tell me your real name and I translate it to Elven ... for free

Arddunamar son of Aldarion a.k.a. Kraz

**Tala** · 02-02-2004, 04:29 AM

Originally posted by Chief

What is her real name? She is pretty damn hot.

Liv Tyler (Arwen) or Cate Blanchett Galadriel)?

**KraZ** · 02-02-2004, 04:44 AM

Liv's always in-character - never smiling... I think the elf maids need to cheer up a bit.

An elven pussy pie? Anyone?

**Jamdin** · 02-02-2004, 05:12 AM

Elvisih pussy....*drool*

**goBigtime** · 02-02-2004, 05:18 AM

I've seen a toon site somewhere that has this stuff... cant remember the name.

**chodadog** · 02-02-2004, 05:22 AM

www.elfporn.com

**KraZ** · 02-02-2004, 06:29 AM

Originally posted by chodadog
www.elfporn.com

There's nothing there, man... Just when I thought we're finally getting some messy lembas... I mean pussy pie.

**chodadog** · 02-02-2004, 06:47 AM

Originally posted by KraZ

There's nothing there, man... Just when I thought we're finally getting some messy lembas... I mean pussy pie.

That's bizarre. It's not working here anymore either. It was when i made that post though. There's a screenshot of the site cached here:

http://whois.sc/elfporn.com

The guy seems to just take regular porn and photoshop the ears. Paypal as his processor. That site will last.

**Hentaikid** · 02-02-2004, 07:20 AM

I got some elf pr0n in my site, animated even.

50/50 affiliate program through verotel

http://hentaikid.com/aff.shtml

**KraZ** · 02-02-2004, 07:27 AM

The search is over ... I found a whole BOOK with explicit (though sweetened) hot elvish sex scenes. Here's a lesbain one:

And then, as if the pleasures before had not been enough, she kissed my mound. At first, I felt the breath of her nose against my skin, and the press of her lips to my pubic hair, and finally the touch of her tongue against my lips. I moaned aloud once more as her mouth pressed to my folds, opening me, exposing me for her tasting. I thought I would die, and die happy, at that moment. I felt heat flood my groin and fluid flood my channel, neither water nor menses. I merely wished for more.

If you'd like to read the whole book, go here:
http://www.drizzle.com/~elf/aimee/index.html

WTF: Elvish Porn?

WTF: Elvish Porn?

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