Some dumb fuck almost ran into my car a few days ago. He wasn't even running a red light and trying to brake or anything (and another car was behind him), I don't know if they were chasing each other or wtf but it seemed like he was trying to hit me on purpose...
Also when I was a kid I was walking down the street with my mom and a piece of brick fell down from the second story and was an inch away from hitting my head... The people were arguing in the balcony and somehow it fell and almost hit me...
Also after many many MANY years of procrastinating I am FINALLY getting my wisdom teeth pulled and will be put under (first time ever), so if you don't see me posting on GFY the week after this Friday, that means that I died during oral surgery
