Brand0n is nothing more than a Monkey

Answer your icq damnit.

Monkeys are cool

hes also a brother, best friend, father, good cook, decent boxer, and AC's beootchhhh!

AC

This thread is bullshit.

brand0n has about 3 brain cells more than the average monkey.

lol

I like how you change your name every time

id rather be 3 braincells more then a monkey then 3lbs shy of being a full blown gorilla

, how big is aaronM?

AC

Juicy I usually agree with you but I must protest your puting monkeys down like that...

What do you have against gorillas?

i think the saying applies. mess with the bull, you get the horns...

Their very cool!

I Like Monkeys

The pet store was selling them for 5 cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.

I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept smacking themselves in the face. I laughed. Then they smacked my face. I stopped laughing.

I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall - although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.

Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta dropped dead. Kinda like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Stupid cheap monkeys.

I don't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.

I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.

I tried pretending they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad.

I had to use the restroom, but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.

I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately, there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad.

I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire. Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving.

I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severly beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.

I tried throwing them away but the garbage man said that the city is not allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.

I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they liked them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So, I smacked them in the face.

I like monkeys.

i think i just found a new friend

was that offr the top of your head or pre-written?

ohh hoo oohhh hooo I like Monkeys...

brandon rocks!!!

AaronM with a moustache is sort of scary.

gorilla?
This whole forum is:


edited: btw, I love this pic

wow, this guy is sharp eh?

Monkey=$

I joke that I wasn't the class clown, but I wrote his material...

I like monkeys makes the rounds on the internet, but whatdya expect from someone that has one in their sig.

Monkey Goods

why don't you two just jerk each other off for page views.

nice fuckin moustache btw AaronM, i should start a fag moustache site mullethunter style.

whats going on ?

Score one for Brand0n

lol me personally, i dont feel the least bit intimidated

AC

he is a wolf i mean monkey dressed in sheeps wool

this fake nick is boring. you could do so much better. why not bring back enrique? he was a much bigger hit.

Congratulations brand0n. that is the first post from you without a single misspelling. who bought you hooked on phonics?

pussy log into your real name and run your mouth.

Brand0n is an excellent poker player

Hardly worth a point but WTF? I'll give him the point anyway.

brand0n: 1
AaronM: 30+

where do you get your count from pussy boy?

hey Juicylinks, I hear that monkeys have a big member, is this a fact? what are they packin?

Ummm...

Monkeys are excellent

Don't insult the monkeys.

tell your mother i want her over an hour earlyer today. the floors are going to need an extra coat of wax, and i want the windows on the top floor done.

What will you pay her with? Food stamps?