What is your elevator pitch?

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  • mistersoft
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2003
    • 1021

    #1

    What is your elevator pitch?

    What is the 3 minute pitch you have prepared for whenever you happen to be in the elevator with a potential customer, partner, big boss?

    Mine would go something like this:

    The cool thing about Miss Softie is that since it is a single use product she is hygienic and can be marketed as fresh virgin pussy. This is of course also nice since a lot of customers become addicted, and hence place new orders again and again.

    But the really cool thing is the mutual benefits for partnership this product offers. Like if you have a magazine or DVD's you want to promote you can just enclose disposable pussies with your product. We have already done tests about this - and these tests show that if you promot some videos in a store with Miss Softie - then these videos are the ones that will be rented.

    Right now is also a good time to make deals with Miss Softie - since Miss Softie is in need of some promotional material.
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  • SoundMan
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2003
    • 3471

    #2
    push the emergency stop button..

    that will give you more time.

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    • Ben-MensNiche
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2003
      • 726

      #3
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      • lock
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2003
        • 5065

        #4
        Miss softy will you be going down.
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        • feN
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2003
          • 2547

          #5
          you need to update your sig
          it´s 2004 y´know..

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          • mistersoft
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2003
            • 1021

            #6
            Originally posted by feN
            you need to update your sig
            it´s 2004 y´know..
            Thanx!
            SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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            • feN
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2003
              • 2547

              #7
              Originally posted by mistersoft


              Thanx!
              np, now send me free pussy plz

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              • mistersoft
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2003
                • 1021

                #8
                Originally posted by Ben-MensNiche
                Disposable pussy

                Send me a demo
                If you sign up and manage to sell 1 (one) package you will get free samples.

                Usually 1/300 results in sale.
                SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                • mistersoft
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 1021

                  #9
                  Originally posted by lock
                  Miss softy will you be going down.
                  Very good - I will ad that to my elevator pitch
                  SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                  • mistersoft
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 1021

                    #10
                    Er - am I the only one with a set piece like that?

                    Are all the rest of you just making up your presentations impromptu?

                    Nah ... can't believe you guys are not doing the things that generate business in a conversational way.

                    SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                    • Head
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 8278

                      #11
                      Originally posted by lock
                      Miss softy will you be going down.

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