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Why The Fuck Would Anybody Live In Florida???

09-06-2004, 05:37 PM

I can't figure out one good dogdamned reason why anyone would want to live in that hot assed, mosquito infested, lizards, alligators, refugees, muggy, rednecks, gun crazy cops, shaped like an uncircumsized dick, state.

Not to mention the fucking repeat hurricanes and a scary fucking hurricane due in a week!

WTF? Why? Don't tell me the chicks are hot because they're usually crack whores who end up on social services once their twats loose their elasticity.

WTF? Why Florida?
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09-06-2004, 05:38 PM

warm?

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09-06-2004, 06:48 PM

Originally posted by Greg B

Don't tell me the chicks are hot because they're usually crack whores who end up on social services once their twats loose their elasticity.

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09-06-2004, 06:49 PM

Hmmm... I don't know, but I like heading down there once a year for a change of pace!
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09-06-2004, 06:51 PM

Originally posted by Greg B
I can't figure out one good dogdamned reason why anyone would want to live in that hot assed, mosquito infested, lizards, alligators, refugees, muggy, rednecks, gun crazy cops, shaped like an uncircumsized dick, state.

Not to mention the fucking repeat hurricanes and a scary fucking hurricane due in a week!

WTF? Why? Don't tell me the chicks are hot because they're usually crack whores who end up on social services once their twats loose their elasticity.

WTF? Why Florida?

....TOO hot!

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09-06-2004, 06:54 PM

lived there and hated it...to each their own.
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09-06-2004, 07:06 PM

its not like this every year , this year is just well, special

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09-06-2004, 07:10 PM

I lived there and I'm moving back again soon.

Warm weather all year, hot chicks (not all crack whores), beautiful beaches, a ton of shit to do like ballgames, boating, beach, amusement parks, bars/clubs.
Always something going on!

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09-06-2004, 07:11 PM

well 355 non hurricain days is a good reason...

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09-06-2004, 07:14 PM

There are rednecks everywhere- in all parts of the world. It's all a matter of mentality not image. Weather can suck at times. But there aren't hurricanes every year-just every 5-8 years some serious 'canes hit. Hot, yes. So it California, North Carolina, and many other states. The chicks are hot. I don't know about the crack whores you've encountered. Maybe you should visit other cities in FL that aren't as lame as the ones you have visited. Some times it is easy to confuse locals with tourists. Don't hate.

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09-06-2004, 07:17 PM

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09-06-2004, 07:21 PM

everyone should move to California. all you have to deal with is the heat, high cost of living, and a fucktard as the governor

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09-06-2004, 07:42 PM

If you want to ever feel smart or young just move to Forida.
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09-07-2004, 06:04 AM

Low cost of living, the beach, great weather, not as over-populated as California, etc. If anything, it's a nice place to spend the winter.
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09-07-2004, 06:12 AM

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
lived there and hated it...to each their own.

Ditto!

We were there from 94-98 and that was more than enough.

Too hot and too buggy. Mmmmm fireants! Palmetto bugs.. YICK!

No state income tax was nice, of course some NICE homes (prices too) and roads (quality plus speed limits) but it just wasn't enough to keep us there.

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09-07-2004, 06:46 AM

Did you ever went to miami ? it's a fucking nice city ... nice beachs, weather etc

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09-07-2004, 06:55 AM

You left out all the shitty drivers, anthrax scares, hanging chads and old people who move there from NY to retire and die

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09-07-2004, 08:06 AM

weather, No state Taxes, hot chicks. lots of others in the business. good value for the money. (Depending on where you live)

No more winter, Earthquakes, Tornados, Blizzards, Droughts,

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09-07-2004, 08:15 AM

As for me I was born here so I just figure that I might as well die here to.

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09-07-2004, 08:18 AM

I love the ethnic women in florida, it is like a schmorgasboard there from an international cheF!!!!!

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09-07-2004, 08:26 AM

What a horrible post. Crack whores...LOL

here are your cracks and a few may be whores or strippers but ya gotta love em. You must have lived in the boon docks cuss where I live the easterly breeze keeps the misquitos in land and the weather is great. Sun & fun in my neck of the woods.... Plus we have more tittie bars per square mile than any state in the US. Hurricanes bring the community together.

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09-07-2004, 08:49 AM

florida chicks are EASY

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09-08-2004, 03:08 PM

Warm weather all year, hot chicks (not all crack whores), beautiful beaches, a ton of shit to do like ballgames, boating, beach, amusement parks, bars/clubs.

Amen brother. You also forgot to mention that winter in South Florida is about 3 days long. I know at least a dozen people who haven't even seen snow, let alone put chains on a tire with freezing hands.

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09-08-2004, 03:16 PM

No Allergies
No State Income Taxes
No County Taxes
No Luxury Taxes on Cars
Disney World
Miami Beach

Shall I go on?
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09-08-2004, 03:26 PM

Originally posted by QuaWee
everyone should move to California. all you have to deal with is the heat, high cost of living, and a fucktard as the governor

Southern California is terrible. We are way due for an earthquake and you will get eaten by a shark if you even go near the ocean. The smog makes you dizzy. The women are airbrushed by the time they hit your newstands and movie theatres, far from reality.

EVERYONE PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM THIS PLACE.

DO NOT VACATION HERE EITHER. ESPECIALLY IN THE NEWPORT BEACH AREA. THE WATER IS CONTAMINATED.

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09-08-2004, 03:28 PM

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
No Allergies
No State Income Taxes
No County Taxes
No Luxury Taxes on Cars
Disney World
Miami Beach

Shall I go on?

We got all that (cept disney) and more, I'll stay here thanks!

Oh yeah and sales tax is only 3% here so it helps makes up for high costs. We just say its the price you pay for living in paradise.

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09-08-2004, 03:31 PM

Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
We got all that (cept disney) and more, I'll stay here thanks!

Oh yeah and sales tax is only 3% here so it helps makes up for high costs. We just say its the price you pay for living in paradise.

you have miami beach?

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09-08-2004, 03:35 PM

Because DisneyWorld is there.

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09-08-2004, 03:35 PM

Originally posted by bringer
you have miami beach?

Ya know I knew some smart ass would say that.. We do have beaches and they are alot nicer than FL..
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09-08-2004, 03:37 PM

Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
Ya know I knew some smart ass would say that.. We do have beaches and they are alot nicer than FL..

where do you live? neverland?

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09-08-2004, 04:01 PM

Im moving to FL at the end of the month. What can I say, I like it there. I guess this is a good time to remind anyone in LA that would like to hire me, please do before sept ends! Then I'm OUTA HEAH (this move is expensive as hell)

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