Sometimes when I'm alone and it's dark ......

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  • Digipimp
    BP4L OT DL
    • Mar 2003
    • 13481

    #1

    Sometimes when I'm alone and it's dark ......

    I have fantasies of being a pro wrestler and my name is Big Daddy D, my finishing move is the 5 on the Backside it's a spectacular pimp backhand that leaves you unconscious.

    Alright that's it move along, nothing to see here.

  • 69pornlinks
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2003
    • 5560

    #2
    'When I'm alone in my room sometimes I stare at the wall
    and in the back of my mind I hear my conscience call
    Telling me I need a girl who's as sweet as a dove
    for the first time in my life, I see I need love'


    It IS what it IS

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    • GonePhishing
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2003
      • 2474

      #3
      I want to be a wrestler called the welfare kid. My foreign object is going to be a log of government cheese.

      Special Moves:
      The Food Stamp
      Welfare reform

      Finishing Move:
      The first of the month
      If Biff Fucks My Mom... I Might Never Be Born...

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      • Headless
        Registered User
        • Jan 2001
        • 26727

        #4
        Just admit it... Guys in tights turn you on...

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        • Digipimp
          BP4L OT DL
          • Mar 2003
          • 13481

          #5
          Originally posted by Headless
          Just admit it... Guys in tights turn you on...
          I'll be sure to confess to your girl when I call as 4 this morning.

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          • irishfury
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2003
            • 2611

            #6
            Originally posted by GonePhishing
            I want to be a wrestler called the welfare kid. My foreign object is going to be a log of government cheese.

            Special Moves:
            The Food Stamp
            Welfare reform

            Finishing Move:
            The first of the month
            Some reason I found this sickly amusing
            Trust no one there all snakes

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            • foolio
              ICQ: 178725656
              • Nov 2002
              • 12366

              #7
              Sometimes when I am alone in the dark I diddle myself

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              • Headless
                Registered User
                • Jan 2001
                • 26727

                #8
                Originally posted by Digipimp


                I'll be sure to confess to your girl when I call as 4 this morning.


                If you in your tights when you call I'll make sure I answer... Ok big boy?

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                • Digipimp
                  BP4L OT DL
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 13481

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Headless



                  If you in your tights when you call I'll make sure I answer... Ok big boy?
                  Sounds like a plan. I was off fucking play that damn smack the pingu game, and I'm talking about the flash game, not the game I play with your girl.

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                  • Headless
                    Registered User
                    • Jan 2001
                    • 26727

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Digipimp


                    Sounds like a plan. I was off fucking play that damn smack the pingu game, and I'm talking about the flash game, not the game I play with your girl.

                    You do know that wasnt her finger that went in your ass right?

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                    • Digipimp
                      BP4L OT DL
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 13481

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Headless


                      You do know that wasnt her finger that went in your ass right?
                      Yeah I think I had to pay extra for it.

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                      • myjah
                        Back in the harbor
                        • Sep 2003
                        • 11482

                        #12
                        instead of having your coaches ringside, you could have your hoes there handing you towels and pumping up the crowd.
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