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  • blackmonsters
    Making PHP work
    • Nov 2002
    • 21045
    #1

    Webmaster that live in a basement and have no friends are the ones that...

    I just figured something out. I have freinds that come over to my place and hang out and some want to check their email. I meet ladies and come back for a drink and they want to check their email.

    For these reason I would never have my home page set to porn.
    I mean, what a way to blow a pick up when the babe signs on and a beast site pops up. So I had to learn immediately how to change my home page. So I figure other surfers realize this also.

    But seems like some webmasters don't realize that.
    WHY? Because they don't have friends, don't meet ladies and live in a basement and that's why they think a surfer will keep their fucking hi-jacked page.


    Sad.

    Therefore; If your site tries to hi-jack my home page then I know you have no friends, you get no pussy and you live in a fucking basement.
    Good luck.



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    • 421Fill
      So Fucking Banned
      • Nov 2001
      • 20659
      #2
      ummm, your home page would be set to 'beastporn' if you didn't change it??

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        • blackmonsters
          Making PHP work
          • Nov 2002
          • 21045
          #3
          Originally posted by turbo
          ummm, your home page would be set to 'beastporn' if you didn't change it??
          It could be. I just checked a submitted link for a traffic trade and they had a normal TGP but a beast site popup. They could have easily set the popup as the home page.

          Some sites are not in the USA and beast content is legal for them but not for me.
          Good luck.



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            • Rorschach
              So Fucking Banned
              • Aug 2002
              • 5579
              #4
              There's nothng wrong with man beast love, don't knock it until you try it. Many women are also open minded about beast sex. I think you've been trying to pick up the wrong women.

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                • blackmonsters
                  Making PHP work
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 21045
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Rorschach
                  There's nothng wrong with man beast love, don't knock it until you try it. Many women are also open minded about beast sex. I think you've been trying to pick up the wrong women.


                  Do they like to eat shit too? Can't wait to meet 'em.

                  I guess I know who is hi-jacking home pages now.
                  Good luck.



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                    • SykkBoy2
                      Jesus loves bacon
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 19969
                      #6
                      use netscape or opera and that won't happen
                      Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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                        • EZRhino
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 6258
                          #7
                          Beast porn ha .......... hummmmmm

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                            • yys
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2001
                              • 1922
                              #8
                              "Webmaster that live in a basement and have no friends are the ones that... " pawn other designers work off as their own!

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                                • blackmonsters
                                  Making PHP work
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 21045
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by SykkBoy2
                                  use netscape or opera and that won't happen
                                  True; but then how do I see all the bullshit that is happening to 95% of my surfers when I send them to these sites. I just remove the link to bullshit for me and my surfers.
                                  Good luck.



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                                    • Cash4Joins
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 252
                                      #10
                                      your dates end with them checking their email?

                                      weird

                                      Check Out The New Epic Mail - $0.75 per confirmed email

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                                        • DarkJedi
                                          No Refunds Issued.
                                          • Feb 2001
                                          • 28301
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by blackmonsters


                                          Therefore; If your site tries to hi-jack my home page then I know you have no friends, you get no pussy and you live in a fucking basement

                                          This assumption is NOT correct.

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                                            • WiredGuy
                                              Pounding Googlebot
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 34515
                                              #12
                                              I prefer having my stats as my homepage. Ladies can check their email from my PC and stay for the stats

                                              WG
                                              I play with Google.

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                                                • blackmonsters
                                                  Making PHP work
                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 21045
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Cash4Joins
                                                  your dates end with them checking their email?

                                                  weird
                                                  Yeah! After we fuck all night and get up the next morning most web savy people might just think about checking email....unless they don't have any friends!

                                                  Damn; quit telling on yourself.
                                                  Good luck.



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