09-05-2004, 09:56 AM
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I have traffic for sale
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Seattle
Posts: 1,118
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Originally posted by wyldblyss
For the life of me I can't figure out why us women would lie to you poor kind souls. I am sure it has nothing to do with:
Bob: Hot chick if she wasn't flat as a board.
Rick: Ewww did you see her ass in those jeans?
Bill: There is something fucked up with her eyes you can barely see them.
Mark: That ain't no chick, she looks like my brother!
John: WTF is up with her hair? She should let it grow.
George: Yuk, I hate brunettes, it is blonde all the way for me.
So we wear wonderbras or get implants put on make-up, go blonde, add extensions and wear jeans to fill out our ass. What do we get?
Fuck man, she is so FAKE
Yet, ya'll are sittin there in jogging pants that are busting at the seams cause ya "put on a couple pounds", looking in the mirror thinking ya are hot stuff with your unibrow and that fashionable "shaved my head cause i'm going bald" look and that "rough and tough complexion" (acne scars) complaining about us while you fiddle with your 4 inch penis.
I tell ya, girls can't win.
P.S. We lied about loving your mom too!
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Touche'! |
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