My 1st wife and I divorced over religious differences...

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  • Donny
    As you wish...
    • May 2002
    • 13754

    #1

    My 1st wife and I divorced over religious differences...

    She thought she was a Goddess... And I didn't.



    Ain't THAT the truth?
  • Donny
    As you wish...
    • May 2002
    • 13754

    #2
    Any other funny / crazy / outrageous sayings? Post them here.


    Like this:


    I like cats too! Let's exchange recipes.

    or

    Does this condom make me look fat?

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    • Donny
      As you wish...
      • May 2002
      • 13754

      #3
      I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.

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      • wdsguy
        Ryde or Die
        • Dec 2002
        • 19568

        #4
        lol I'm never gettin married

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        • Donny
          As you wish...
          • May 2002
          • 13754

          #5
          This feels so good! It feels so right! I just wish it wasn't $250 a night!

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          • Donny
            As you wish...
            • May 2002
            • 13754

            #6
            Our love will never become cold and hollow.
            Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

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            • Donny
              As you wish...
              • May 2002
              • 13754

              #7
              Betty, the town gossip and self-appointed supervisor of the town's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.

              Several local residents were unappreciative of her activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. However, she made a mistake when she recently accused Ted, a local man, of being an alcoholic after she saw his pickup truck parked outside the town's only bar one afternoon. Ted, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just walked away without saying a word.

              Later that evening, he parked his pickup truck in front of her house and left it there all night
              Last edited by Donny; 01-30-2004, 12:53 PM.

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              • pussyluver
                Clueless OleMan
                • Mar 2003
                • 11009

                #8
                Thanks for the laughs Donovan.

                The galleries too.

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                • axelcat
                  Adult Locals
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 25450

                  #9
                  Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
                  She thought she was a Goddess... And I didn't.



                  Ain't THAT the truth?
                  nice one

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                  • TheEnforcer
                    Confirmed User
                    • May 2001
                    • 2855

                    #10


                    Good one!!
                    Hit me up below for all your advertising needs!

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