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  • Huggles
    So Fucking Banned
    • Feb 2003
    • 13061

    #1

    Water in my fucking ear

    I want to smash my head open and get the water out. This is terrible! I can't function like this!


    Well, I usually can't function without a drink anyways.
  • finlo
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2004
    • 570

    #2
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    • juicylinks
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 122992

      #3
      Hey its better than a creamy load in your ear

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      • Phoenix
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        • Nov 2002
        • 35475

        #4
        stand on your head for awhile
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        • Holly
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jun 2003
          • 10017

          #5
          Get some rubbing alcohol, tilt your head to the side, and pour about a capful into your ear. The alcohol will evaporate the water.
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          • Huggles
            So Fucking Banned
            • Feb 2003
            • 13061

            #6
            They don't work!



            I wish the sun would actually come out in Vancouver before May. I bet my friend the sun could help with this shit! Warm that shit the fuck up and get it out of my head!


            AHHHHHHHHH, MY FUCKING EAR, HELP.

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            • Tera
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2002
              • 1426

              #7
              personally, I absolutely love creamy loads in my ear

              but my ears used to never drain when I was young, the doctor told me to stand on one foot and tilt you head and hop up and down, really it gets the water out


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              • Huggles
                So Fucking Banned
                • Feb 2003
                • 13061

                #8
                Originally posted by Holly
                Get some rubbing alcohol, tilt your head to the side, and pour about a capful into your ear.

                Rubbing alcochol. I'll have to goto the store for that. I think I will.


                Would rum work? Would I get a buzz through my ear?


                I'll go with the rubbing alcohol for now. Rubbing. Hehe.

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                • triumph
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 3433

                  #9
                  Originally posted by juicylinks
                  Hey its better than a creamy load in your ear
                  creamy load?

                  is that jizz?

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                  • m00d
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • May 2002
                    • 3129

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Holly
                    Get some rubbing alcohol, tilt your head to the side, and pour about a capful into your ear.
                    NEVER EVER pour rubbing alcohol in your ear. It has a drying effect that causes your ear canal to become susceptible to to harmful bacteria. You use acetic acid better known as white vinegar. You can even heat it to make it comfortable. I know this because I have a pool and am prone to swimmer's ear ( unimaginable pain) so I have a very good Ear, Nose & Throat specialist. He preaches against alcohol in the ear from the mountaintops. He gets pissed that people have been told to do this. All it does is pucker your delicate ear tissue making your ears way more vulnerable to bacteria.

                    Acetic acid restores the ph in your ear after water has gotten in it.
                    Last edited by m00d; 01-30-2004, 12:25 PM.

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                    • Holly
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 10017

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Huggles



                      Rubbing alcochol. I'll have to goto the store for that. I think I will.


                      Would rum work? Would I get a buzz through my ear?


                      I'll go with the rubbing alcohol for now. Rubbing. Hehe.
                      It's just that regular Isopropyl alcohol that most people keep around. Not sure about Rum.
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                      • axelcat
                        Adult Locals
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 25450

                        #12
                        Man I hate that feeling after you finish swimming and you got water all up in the ears

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                        • overlord
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 3670

                          #13
                          never used alcohol - try witch hazel instead, or the drug store sells drops for swimmers ear.

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                          • Holly
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 10017

                            #14
                            Originally posted by m00d


                            NEVER EVER pour rubbing alcohol in your ear. It has a drying effect that causes your ear canal to become susceptible to to harmful bacteria. You use acetic acid better known as white vinegar. You can heat even heat it to make it comfortable. I know this because I have a pool and am prone to swimmer's ear ( unimaginable pain) so I have a very good Ear, Nose & Throat specialist. He preaches against alcohol in the ear from the mountaintops. He gets pissed that people have been told to do this. All it does is pucker your delicate ear tissue making your ears way more vulnerable to bacteria.
                            Pouring some alcohol in your ear to evaporate a little water out will not hurt you. If you're swimming and doing it on a daily basis, then that probably wouldn't be best since all alcohol has a drying effect. For occasionally getting water trapped from shower, bath, etc., it's fine. My background is in "ears and mouths" and I've worked with them for several years. I've put alcohol and peroxide in many ears with ENTs watching.
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                            • $hurik
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2003
                              • 853

                              #15
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                              • Part-timer
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2003
                                • 419

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Tera
                                personally, I absolutely love creamy loads in my ear

                                but my ears used to never drain when I was young, the doctor told me to stand on one foot and tilt you head and hop up and down, really it gets the water out
                                This works for me too
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                                • -=HOAX=-
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2001
                                  • 4365

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Tera
                                  personally, I absolutely love creamy loads in my ear


                                  whoa whoa whoa....lets all back up a minute...I think we need to discuss something in more detail.
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                                  • nathan_f
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Sep 2003
                                    • 3983

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Tera
                                    my ears used to never drain when I was young, the doctor told me to stand on one foot and tilt you head and hop up and down, really it gets the water out
                                    I always do that! People look at me crazy, but I say fuck em cause it works damn well.

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                                    • Huggles
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 13061

                                      #19
                                      Well, I poured some rum in my mouth, this will cure the problem.



                                      I'll just go with the warm water route and tipped head thing. Fuck, this is SO annoying.

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                                      • Holly
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Jun 2003
                                        • 10017

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Huggles
                                        Well, I poured some rum in my mouth, this will cure the problem.



                                        I'll just go with the warm water route and tipped head thing. Fuck, this is SO annoying.
                                        Pour the damn alcohol in there. Don't let everyone scare you, I promise it will be fine.
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                                        • GTS Mark
                                          Vrume Mark
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 20912

                                          #21
                                          I had the same problem in the summer, I went to the doctor and he flushed my ears out with warm water. Worked like a charm!

                                          If you go to any walk in center they should be able to do the same thing.

                                          DH

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                                          • Brat
                                            Got MIDs?
                                            • Jan 2003
                                            • 1545

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Holly
                                            Get some rubbing alcohol, tilt your head to the side, and pour about a capful into your ear. The alcohol will evaporate the water.
                                            i never ever heard that. but that good to know!

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                                            • mikesouth
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2003
                                              • 6340

                                              #23
                                              If this persists go to the health food store and get the ear wick thingies....I know it sounds crazy but its real you put them in your ear, light the end and the fire actually draws the moisture and the gook into the wick....with a gentle vacuum action.

                                              I had a persistant ear infection that 5 ear doc visits didnt cure...the ear wick cured it.
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                                              • Lykos
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Apr 2003
                                                • 31027

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Huggles



                                                Rubbing alcochol. I'll have to goto the store for that. I think I will.


                                                Would rum work? Would I get a buzz through my ear?


                                                I'll go with the rubbing alcohol for now. Rubbing. Hehe.
                                                Try that,it should help.

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                                                • radical
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 2876

                                                  #25
                                                  Have a whisky




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                                                  • Ludedude
                                                    Suck it!
                                                    • Jun 2001
                                                    • 4432

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by mikesouth
                                                    If this persists go to the health food store and get the ear wick thingies....I know it sounds crazy but its real you put them in your ear, light the end and the fire actually draws the moisture and the gook into the wick....with a gentle vacuum action.

                                                    I had a persistant ear infection that 5 ear doc visits didnt cure...the ear wick cured it.
                                                    WTF? I'm not putting an earwig in my ear

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