Hey fuckstick. Pick a name and stick with it.
Women seem to like the bald thing and it works for me. I need all the help I can get man. I know you gay types just don't understand but if you ask Kitty... It is the only way for us straight folks to go.
I would tell you to blow me but Kevin tells me that he caught you sucking off the dog when you were kids and I would not want you to take me seriously and show up at my door with a jar of peanut butter and your tongue on the floor.