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the evil lie that is the WONDER-BRA

09-04-2004, 04:24 PM

why do you lie to men and make them believe that your breasts are full and supple, but when the bra is removed....

nada.

i have not stuffed a sock in my pants in years, and when i show a woman my cock, she is delighted in the truth that is my 4 inch wonder stick

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09-04-2004, 04:25 PM

ahhaha

theyre making wonder jeans too.. shows ur ass has more definition..

said indeed

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09-04-2004, 04:27 PM

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09-04-2004, 04:28 PM

Originally posted by Persius
ahhaha

theyre making wonder jeans too.. shows ur ass has more definition..

said indeed

false advertising

thats fucked up

its gonna get so bad that they're gonna make a full body suit for a woman that makes her look like pam anderson but when she takes it off she'll look like justin timberlake

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09-04-2004, 04:29 PM

women with no breasts have no place in society!
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09-04-2004, 04:29 PM

yea I never understood why women would stuff there bras with toilet paper to make their boobs appear bigger. if I take a girls bra off, and a shit load of paper falls out, ima fucking laugh and walk away. what a cock tease.

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09-04-2004, 04:30 PM

Originally posted by Sloane
women with no breasts have no place in society!

they should be tied up and stoned to death

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09-04-2004, 04:36 PM

Wonder bra is the worst invention ever.

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09-04-2004, 04:40 PM

chris rock says it best.

Women is the biggest liar. The master of visual lying. Look at you, you wear a heel, you ain't that tall. You wear a makeup, your face don't look like that. You wear a wonderbra, your tits ain't that big. Everything about you is a lie, and you expect me to tell the truth. Fuck you!
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09-04-2004, 04:42 PM

Originally posted by MrIzzz
they should be tied up and stoned to death

Just send them my way. I do not mind lil to no titties.

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09-04-2004, 04:59 PM

Izzy you are way off! The wonder bra has done so much for my self esteem. My man boobs have never looked so good. Plus wearing it has given Headless the opprotunity to practice his 2 finger removal technique.

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09-04-2004, 05:08 PM

Originally posted by MrIzzz
why do you lie to men and make them believe that your breasts are full and supple, but when the bra is removed....

nada.

i have not stuffed a sock in my pants in years, and when i show a woman my cock, she is delighted in the truth that is my 4 inch wonder stick

while we are on the subject.....

lets not foget fake nails, padded undies(to make the butt appear larger), fake hair color, oh and hair extentions.

women are evil and deceptive

Mr.Izz i think your better off going gay LOL

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09-04-2004, 05:10 PM

... and i thought it was the weather.

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09-04-2004, 05:14 PM

You mean that women lie?...

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09-04-2004, 05:18 PM

Originally posted by stevecore
chris rock says it best.

Women is the biggest liar. The master of visual lying. Look at you, you wear a heel, you ain't that tall. You wear a makeup, your face don't look like that. You wear a wonderbra, your tits ain't that big. Everything about you is a lie, and you expect me to tell the truth. Fuck you!

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09-04-2004, 05:18 PM

And the scary thing is that looks are only the mere beginning of what they lie about.

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09-04-2004, 05:20 PM

Originally posted by punker barbie
while we are on the subject.....

lets not foget fake nails, padded undies(to make the butt appear larger), fake hair color, oh and hair extentions.

women are evil and deceptive

Mr.Izz i think your better off going gay LOL

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09-04-2004, 05:20 PM

Originally posted by Sloane
women with no breasts have no place in society!

My mother lost both of her breasts to breast cancer.

Thank you very much for your compassionate statement.
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09-04-2004, 05:30 PM

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My mother lost both of her breasts to breast cancer.

Thank you very much for your compassionate statement.

Aaron is she doing ok now?

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09-04-2004, 07:01 PM

Originally posted by Persius
ahhaha

theyre making wonder jeans too.. shows ur ass has more definition..

said indeed

false advertising

really ? never heard about thoses

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09-04-2004, 07:04 PM

Originally posted by stevecore
chris rock says it best.

Women is the biggest liar. The master of visual lying. Look at you, you wear a heel, you ain't that tall. You wear a makeup, your face don't look like that. You wear a wonderbra, your tits ain't that big. Everything about you is a lie, and you expect me to tell the truth. Fuck you!

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09-04-2004, 07:06 PM

Originally posted by MrIzzz
why do you lie to men and make them believe that your breasts are full and supple, but when the bra is removed....

nada.

i have not stuffed a sock in my pants in years, and when i show a woman my cock, she is delighted in the truth that is my 4 inch wonder stick

Dude, you just admitted to sticking socks in your pants, how you would think anyone could believe you stopped is just wrong.
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09-04-2004, 07:22 PM

they make wonder bras in size 34D

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09-04-2004, 07:23 PM

Originally posted by mary34d
they make wonder bras in size 34D

prove it.

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09-04-2004, 07:32 PM

Originally posted by GiantGnome
prove it.

actually they make them up to size 38d

wonder bra sized

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09-04-2004, 08:12 PM

Proof! Not the best pic.. but oh well...

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09-04-2004, 09:31 PM

sad but true

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09-04-2004, 09:35 PM

I hate women with no boobs...You can't Tit-fuck them...
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09-04-2004, 09:37 PM

Originally posted by maxdaname
I hate women with no boobs...You can't Tit-fuck them...
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09-04-2004, 09:42 PM

It's all about the hunt and propogation of the species.

Women make themselves more "attractive" to let the men know they're fantastic breeding stock. Tease and flirt to let the guy know that breeding is a distinct possibility.

Men pretend they're rich and can "provide" for the offspring of any breeding. They sweet talk the woman and pretend they give a shit so the woman will want to breed with them.

Once the woman gets the "cash" and the man gets laid it's game over. Once you understand the realities things become so much "easier".
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09-04-2004, 09:46 PM

Chicks with small tits do have a place here. They remind us of how much we like women with larger tits.

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09-04-2004, 09:50 PM

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Just send them my way. I do not mind lil to no titties.

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09-04-2004, 10:06 PM

For the life of me I can't figure out why us women would lie to you poor kind souls. I am sure it has nothing to do with:

Bob: Hot chick if she wasn't flat as a board.
Rick: Ewww did you see her ass in those jeans?
Bill: There is something fucked up with her eyes you can barely see them.
Mark: That ain't no chick, she looks like my brother!
John: WTF is up with her hair? She should let it grow.
George: Yuk, I hate brunettes, it is blonde all the way for me.

So we wear wonderbras or get implants put on make-up, go blonde, add extensions and wear jeans to fill out our ass. What do we get?
Fuck man, she is so FAKE

Yet, ya'll are sittin there in jogging pants that are busting at the seams cause ya "put on a couple pounds", looking in the mirror thinking ya are hot stuff with your unibrow and that fashionable "shaved my head cause i'm going bald" look and that "rough and tough complexion" (acne scars) complaining about us while you fiddle with your 4 inch penis.

I tell ya, girls can't win.

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09-04-2004, 11:28 PM

Originally posted by mandyxxx
Proof! Not the best pic.. but oh well...

I dont think one is needed for those.

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09-04-2004, 11:33 PM

Originally posted by Persius
ahhaha

theyre making wonder jeans too.. shows ur ass has more definition..

said indeed

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yeah that's right, it's all just a fake!

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09-05-2004, 12:14 AM

Originally posted by fr8
I dont think one is needed for those.

True... there are no surprises when mine comes off =)

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09-05-2004, 12:30 AM

Don't forget, my skin color is fake too! I use self-tanner and bronzer so my skin color is fake too
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09-05-2004, 03:59 AM

Originally posted by mandyxxx
Proof! Not the best pic.. but oh well...

WOW these wonderbras are AMAZING! Mandy, how much do they shrink when the Wonderbra comes off??? (for scientific purposes...)

Shit EVERY girl should have one of these devices!

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09-05-2004, 04:28 AM

Q: why are they called wonder bras?
A: when you take them off you wonder where they've gone.

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09-05-2004, 06:24 AM

Wonderbra sucks. I use the Fredericks of Hollywood "Water Bra", I think it is much better because it is actually filled on the inside with silicone so it's almost like plastic surgery, and they feel soft and smooth too, like real breasts. I know girls who wear water bras PLUS put extra silicone inserts inside such as Curves.
This way you can increase your cup by almost like 2 sizes and go from an A cup to a C. This will work as well if you wear 2 waterbras instead of one...

Other nice tricks some women use to increase the "appearance" of cleavage are by applying a "darker" shadow in the crease of their cleavage or getting an airbrush tan and getting it sprayed darker between the boobs to create an illusion of bigger boobs... Or taping boobs together with masking tape to push them up...

I have been guilty of trying the shadowing trick... lol

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09-05-2004, 06:28 AM

Originally posted by stevecore
chris rock says it best.

Women is the biggest liar. The master of visual lying. Look at you, you wear a heel, you ain't that tall. You wear a makeup, your face don't look like that. You wear a wonderbra, your tits ain't that big. Everything about you is a lie, and you expect me to tell the truth. Fuck you!

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09-05-2004, 06:31 AM

Originally posted by mandyxxx
Proof! Not the best pic.. but oh well...

nice 'proof' Mandy

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09-05-2004, 06:46 AM

Originally posted by GiantGnome
Izzy you are way off! The wonder bra has done so much for my self esteem. My man boobs have never looked so good. Plus wearing it has given Headless the opprotunity to practice his 2 finger removal technique.

LOL!!!
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09-05-2004, 07:07 AM

Originally posted by mandyxxx
Proof! Not the best pic.. but oh well...

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09-05-2004, 08:21 AM

Originally posted by mandyxxx
Proof! Not the best pic.. but oh well...

Yeah thats good stuff. Thanks for the proof!

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09-05-2004, 08:22 AM

Originally posted by fr8
I dont think one is needed for those.

yeah, where is the sence in that?

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09-05-2004, 08:23 AM

Originally posted by Apache_A
Q: why are they called wonder bras?
A: when you take them off you wonder where they've gone.

that joke is low...but I give you a anyways

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09-05-2004, 08:29 AM

Originally posted by wyldblyss
For the life of me I can't figure out why us women would lie to you poor kind souls. I am sure it has nothing to do with:

Bob: Hot chick if she wasn't flat as a board.
Rick: Ewww did you see her ass in those jeans?
Bill: There is something fucked up with her eyes you can barely see them.
Mark: That ain't no chick, she looks like my brother!
John: WTF is up with her hair? She should let it grow.
George: Yuk, I hate brunettes, it is blonde all the way for me.

So we wear wonderbras or get implants put on make-up, go blonde, add extensions and wear jeans to fill out our ass. What do we get?
Fuck man, she is so FAKE

Yet, ya'll are sittin there in jogging pants that are busting at the seams cause ya "put on a couple pounds", looking in the mirror thinking ya are hot stuff with your unibrow and that fashionable "shaved my head cause i'm going bald" look and that "rough and tough complexion" (acne scars) complaining about us while you fiddle with your 4 inch penis.

I tell ya, girls can't win.

P.S. We lied about loving your mom too!

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09-05-2004, 08:39 AM

OK I think why I wear one is becasue I like my boobs to look Bigger. IM a 40 D and I still like my boobs bigger. It turns my husband on. Even though he knows whats underneath, it still turns him on. So I wear them any ways.

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09-05-2004, 08:45 AM

Originally posted by MrIzzz
why do you lie to men and make them believe that your breasts are full and supple, but when the bra is removed....

nada.

i have not stuffed a sock in my pants in years, and when i show a woman my cock, she is delighted in the truth that is my 4 inch wonder stick

4 inch stick, my sympathy to you

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