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  • Tala
    Fucked if I know
    • Dec 2002
    • 23368

    #1

    Yucky but funny....

    According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were learning to use lipstick and would put it on in the school bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

    Exasperated by the continual janitorial memo's, the principal decided that something had to be done.

    She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to clean one of the mirrors.

    He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it into the toilet and then cleaned the mirror.

    Since then there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

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  • jasonir
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    • Aug 2002
    • 1887

    #2
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahaHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

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    • echodotcom
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      • Jan 2004
      • 100

      #3
      lol . piss water

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      • ModelPerfect
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        • Nov 2003
        • 2862

        #4
        That's great...
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        • jas1552
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          • May 2002
          • 1462

          #5
          haha good idea

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          • eiht_98
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            • Jan 2001
            • 6103

            #6
            LOL

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            • foolio
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              • Nov 2002
              • 12366

              #7
              hahaha, thats fucking awesome! I wonder if tis true - I bet you if that really happened ina large city some parent would sue the school

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              • echodotcom
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                • Jan 2004
                • 100

                #8
                how about not let the girls know about it . so they could kiss shit water next time

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                • VeriSexy
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                  • Apr 2002
                  • 25463

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Tala
                  According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were learning to use lipstick and would put it on in the school bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

                  Exasperated by the continual janitorial memo's, the principal decided that something had to be done.

                  She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to clean one of the mirrors.

                  He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it into the toilet and then cleaned the mirror.

                  Since then there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
                  Haha, janitor is a genius
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                  • jasonir
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                    • Aug 2002
                    • 1887

                    #10
                    A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school.

                    But he had an idea how he could effectively deal with this troubling situation. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took the desk stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.

                    He had no trouble with discipline for the entire term.
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                    • Tala
                      Fucked if I know
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 23368

                      #11
                      Originally posted by jasonir
                      A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school.

                      But he had an idea how he could effectively deal with this troubling situation. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took the desk stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.

                      He had no trouble with discipline for the entire term.


                      Hilarious!!

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                      • ModelPerfect
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                        • Nov 2003
                        • 2862

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Tala


                        Hilarious!!
                        I second that!
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                        • body
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                          • Oct 2002
                          • 5017

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Tala


                          Hilarious!!
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                          • silent moan
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                            • Nov 2003
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                            #14
                            lolz....nice one!

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                            • Vitasoy
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                              • Oct 2003
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                              #15
                              lol, good one.


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                              • Angie
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                                • Sep 2002
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                                #16

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                                • rigrunner
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                                  • Jan 2004
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                                  #17
                                  hahaha nice one
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                                  • Marie
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                                    • May 2003
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                                    #18
                                    nice!
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                                    • Adultnet
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                                      • Sep 2003
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                                      #19
                                      fun


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                                      • kowntafit
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                                        • Jan 2004
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                                        #20

                                        I was thinking of something like that as I was reading it.

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                                        • nathan_f
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                                          • Sep 2003
                                          • 3983

                                          #21


                                          Nice! I'd love to see a bunch of kids faces when shown that.

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                                          • SLAiN787
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                                            • Nov 2003
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                                            #22

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                                            • Head
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                                              • Nov 2003
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                                              #23
                                              Clever!

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                                              • Slick
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                                                • Feb 2001
                                                • 7338

                                                #24
                                                My teacher came into class, stapled his tie to his cheast and I was like WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!

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                                                • wdsguy
                                                  Ryde or Die
                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 19568

                                                  #25
                                                  lol

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