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  • AaronM
    GFY Royality ;)
    • Oct 2001
    • 46917
    #1

    Damn strippers.

    All they want to do is follow you home after the strip club closes, fuck your brains out for an hour and a half, then go home to their boyfriends.

    What about MY needs? How about a little cuddle time?

    If I wanted to fuck a chick and have her leave, I would have hired a hooker.

    They do this every time. I feel used.

    On the flip side...Most of them are crazy bitches anyway...Not like I want to pass out and have them steal all my shit.
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    • Cash4Joins
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      • Jan 2004
      • 252
      #2
      you pay for sex?

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        • boardersweetie
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          • Oct 2003
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          #3

          Poor Aaron being used for sex... I bet you hated every minute of it.

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            • AaronM
              GFY Royality ;)
              • Oct 2001
              • 46917
              #4
              Originally posted by Cash4Joins
              you pay for sex?
              Where did you gather that from?

              Another fucking idiot offspring of GFY.

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                • Cash4Joins
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                  • Jan 2004
                  • 252
                  #5
                  your just so sexy they wanted you for you? I guess I missed that, sorry carry on

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                    • AaronM
                      GFY Royality ;)
                      • Oct 2001
                      • 46917
                      #6
                      Originally posted by boardersweetie

                      Poor Aaron being used for sex... I bet you hated every minute of it.
                      Indeed. Can you come over and hold me?

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                        • body
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                          • Oct 2002
                          • 5017
                          #7
                          Originally posted by boardersweetie

                          Poor Aaron being used for sex... I bet you hated every minute of it.
                          Yupp really poor Aaron LOL
                          The Goddess Of Steps

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                            • AaronM
                              GFY Royality ;)
                              • Oct 2001
                              • 46917
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Cash4Joins
                              your just so sexy they wanted you for you? I guess I missed that, sorry carry on
                              Congrats....37 posts and you are already on my shit list. There are people with 3000+ posts that I see for the first time every day.

                              You must be proud.

                              Your life is about to suck.

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                                • Amputate Your Head
                                  There can be only one
                                  • Aug 2001
                                  • 39075
                                  #9
                                  stay away from the strippers bro... I've tried a half dozen different ones and come to learn they are ALL psycho.
                                  SIG TOO BIG

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                                    • AaronM
                                      GFY Royality ;)
                                      • Oct 2001
                                      • 46917
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                      stay away from the strippers bro... I've tried a half dozen different ones and come to learn they are ALL psycho.
                                      Half a dozen?

                                      I used to book these chicks in the local strip clubs. Half a dozen? LOL

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                                        • Amputate Your Head
                                          There can be only one
                                          • Aug 2001
                                          • 39075
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by AaronM


                                          Half a dozen?

                                          I used to book these chicks in the local strip clubs. Half a dozen? LOL
                                          I'm a fast learner. After the nutcase with the snake, the freak that wanted to marry me after screwing her once, the basket case that tried to steal my Harley, and the lunatic bitch that wanted to have my children....

                                          yeah, I don't need anymore stripper interaction.
                                          SIG TOO BIG

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                                            • AaronM
                                              GFY Royality ;)
                                              • Oct 2001
                                              • 46917
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                              I'm a fast learner. After the nutcase with the snake, the freak that wanted to marry me after screwing her once, the basket case that tried to steal my Harley, and the lunatic bitch that wanted to have my children....

                                              yeah, I don't need anymore stripper interaction.

                                              Strippers are fun bro. Just don't let them hang around...Best if they don't even know where you live.

                                              Damn...I should take my own advice.

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                                                • Cash4Joins
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                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 252
                                                  #13
                                                  hehe don;t mean to be on your shit list. just giving you a good ol hard time.

                                                  Originally posted by AaronM


                                                  Congrats....37 posts and you are already on my shit list. There are people with 3000+ posts that I see for the first time every day.

                                                  You must be proud.

                                                  Your life is about to suck.

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                                                    • Baal
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                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                      • 696
                                                      #14
                                                      No cuddle time?

                                                      That's horrible! The best moments after making sweet monkey love with a stripper are the moments when you cuddle and share your life's dreams and aspirations. You wanted to be an astronaut, she wanted to be a movie star. You're a pornographer, and she's a stripper.

                                                      Aah, such sweet irony.

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                                                        • AaronM
                                                          GFY Royality ;)
                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                          • 46917
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Baal
                                                          No cuddle time?

                                                          That's horrible! The best moments after making sweet monkey love with a stripper are the moments when you cuddle and share your life's dreams and aspirations. You wanted to be an astronaut, she wanted to be a movie star. You're a pornographer, and she's a stripper.

                                                          Aah, such sweet irony.
                                                          EXACTLY!

                                                          I knew somebody here would be able to relate to my pain.

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                                                            • boardersweetie
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                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                              • 1889
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by AaronM


                                                              Indeed. Can you come over and hold me?
                                                              Haha! It's tempting, but you're so far away!

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                                                                • quiet
                                                                  we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                                                                  • Sep 2001
                                                                  • 25115
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                  On the flip side...Most of them are crazy bitches anyway...Not like I want to pass out and have them steal all my shit.
                                                                  pearl
                                                                  we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                                                    • AaronM
                                                                      GFY Royality ;)
                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                      • 46917
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by boardersweetie

                                                                      Haha! It's tempting, but you're so far away!
                                                                      My new slogan:

                                                                      "AaronM...He's worth the trip."

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                                                                        • boardersweetie
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                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                          • 1889
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by AaronM


                                                                          My new slogan:

                                                                          "AaronM...He's worth the trip."
                                                                          where exactly are you? I just made the assumption you weren't in cali.

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                                                                            • Amputate Your Head
                                                                              There can be only one
                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                              • 39075
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by boardersweetie

                                                                              where exactly are you? I just made the assumption you weren't in cali.
                                                                              I think he's in India right now participating in the pornographer exchange program.
                                                                              SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                                • AaronM
                                                                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                  • 46917
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                                  bla bla bla....and the lunatic bitch that wanted to have my children....
                                                                                  OK...Now THAT bitch was fucking crazy!

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                                                                                    • AaronM
                                                                                      GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                                      • 46917
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by boardersweetie

                                                                                      where exactly are you? I just made the assumption you weren't in cali.
                                                                                      I can be in Cali in 5 hours. Let's meet at the Fairmont in San Fran for a romantic weekend.

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                                                                                        • boardersweetie
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                                                                                          • 1889
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                                                                          I think he's in India right now participating in the pornographer exchange program.

                                                                                          Does he have a cal king bed? I've been told I should get one of those

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                                                                                            • AaronM
                                                                                              GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                                              • 46917
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                                                                              I think he's in India right now participating in the pornographer exchange program.
                                                                                              Keep toying with me and I will catch a flight to Maui in the morning just to make your life hell for the next week.


                                                                                              You did say it was 88 there today...right?

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                                                                                                • boardersweetie
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                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                  • 1889
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by AaronM


                                                                                                  I can be in Cali in 5 hours. Let's meet at the Fairmont in San Fran for a romantic weekend.
                                                                                                  ok, but just for after-stripper-sex-cuddling. btw, san fran is 6 hours from me.

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                                                                                                    • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                      There can be only one
                                                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                                                      • 39075
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by boardersweetie


                                                                                                      Does he have a cal king bed? I've been told I should get one of those
                                                                                                      yes, but his exchange program partner, Kerpal, from India is sleeping in it for the duration of the program.
                                                                                                      SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                                                        • AaronM
                                                                                                          GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                                                          • 46917
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by boardersweetie


                                                                                                          Does he have a cal king bed? I've been told I should get one of those
                                                                                                          Actually...I do. No bullshit.

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                                                                                                            • [Brian]
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                                                                                                              • Mar 2001
                                                                                                              • 1523
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Damn Aaron just shot his wad and he's already back on the hunt

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                                                                                                                • AaronM
                                                                                                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                  • 46917
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by [Brian]
                                                                                                                  Damn Aaron just shot his wad and he's already back on the hunt
                                                                                                                  Damn straight....And these little fuckers have the nerve to call me old.

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                                                                                                                    • boardersweetie
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                                                                                                                      • 1889
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by AaronM


                                                                                                                      Actually...I do. No bullshit.
                                                                                                                      Good, I only have a full size bed... my apt is too small for anything else... you'd think 1000 a month for one bedroom would at least offer enough room for a cal king bed...

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                                                                                                                        • AaronM
                                                                                                                          GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                          • 46917
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by boardersweetie

                                                                                                                          ok, but just for after-stripper-sex-cuddling. btw, san fran is 6 hours from me.
                                                                                                                          hmmmm....It's about 10.5 hours for me. How about we meet up in Rocklin instead? Lensman is a good 3rd party for a cuddle session.

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                                                                                                                            • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                                              There can be only one
                                                                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                              • 39075
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by AaronM


                                                                                                                              Keep toying with me and I will catch a flight to Maui in the morning just to make your life hell for the next week.


                                                                                                                              You did say it was 88 there today...right?
                                                                                                                              Superbowl party is at my place this weekend. You're welcome to drop in for the day and party with us.

                                                                                                                              (bring a snack.... maybe a cheese platter or some avacado dip or something)
                                                                                                                              SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                                                                                • AaronM
                                                                                                                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 46917
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                                                                                                                  Superbowl party is at my place this weekend. You're welcome to drop in for the day and party with us.

                                                                                                                                  (bring a snack.... maybe a cheese platter or some avacado dip or something)
                                                                                                                                  Family friend died this week. Funeral in Seaside on Saturday. THat caused me to reset my shoot for Sunday. Sooo....I will be bringing a few models with me.

                                                                                                                                  Hope you don't mind.

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                                                                                                                                    • boardersweetie
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by AaronM


                                                                                                                                      hmmmm....It's about 10.5 hours for me. How about we meet up in Rocklin instead? Lensman is a good 3rd party for a cuddle session.
                                                                                                                                      Is lens in rocklin? I had a job there during the summer when I was a kid. I bet he'd even know the place.

                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                                                                                                                      Superbowl party is at my place this weekend. You're welcome to drop in for the day and party with us.

                                                                                                                                      (bring a snack.... maybe a cheese platter or some avacado dip or something)
                                                                                                                                      I want to go to Maui!!

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                                                                                                                                        • AaronM
                                                                                                                                          GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                          • 46917
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by boardersweetie
                                                                                                                                          Is lens in rocklin? I had a job there during the summer when I was a kid. I bet he'd even know the place.
                                                                                                                                          Lens does not live in Rocklin but the Adult.com offices are there.

                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by boardersweetie
                                                                                                                                          I want to go to Maui!!
                                                                                                                                          I see how it is. I am too far away but you are willing to travel 2600 miles to see AMP.

                                                                                                                                          I think I'm gonna cry now.

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                                                                                                                                            • boardersweetie
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by AaronM


                                                                                                                                              I see how it is. I am too far away but you are willing to travel 2600 miles to see AMP.

                                                                                                                                              I think I'm gonna cry now.
                                                                                                                                              We could go together!!
                                                                                                                                              Seriously though, you and Amp seem like you're real sweethearts, and not typical gfy dumbasses. ICQ me sometime (both of you). I'm off to bed!!

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                                                                                                                                                • AaronM
                                                                                                                                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                  • 46917
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by boardersweetie

                                                                                                                                                  We could go together!!
                                                                                                                                                  Seriously though, you and Amp seem like you're real sweethearts, and not typical gfy dumbasses. ICQ me sometime (both of you). I'm off to bed!!
                                                                                                                                                  Damn.....Hey AMP...Didn't I just have a similar conversation with a chickie during a 3 way call to you yesterday?

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                                                                                                                                                    • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                                                                      There can be only one
                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                                      • 39075
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by AaronM


                                                                                                                                                      Damn.....Hey AMP...Didn't I just have a similar conversation with a chickie during a 3 way call to you yesterday?
                                                                                                                                                      indeed
                                                                                                                                                      SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                                                                                                        • [Brian]
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                                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2001
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                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by boardersweetie


                                                                                                                                                          Is lens in rocklin? I had a job there during the summer when I was a kid. I bet he'd even know the place.
                                                                                                                                                          Was it the bowling alley? Just a guess, I know there's not a whole lot of stuff in Rocklin yet

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                                                                                                                                                            • jaYMan
                                                                                                                                                              peace&profit,
                                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                              • 4885
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Aaron, strippers are what they are ;)
                                                                                                                                                              But something tells me you know more than you let on!
                                                                                                                                                              peace&profit,
                                                                                                                                                              jaYMan

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                                                                                                                                                                • AaronM
                                                                                                                                                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                                  • 46917
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by jaYMan
                                                                                                                                                                  Aaron, strippers are what they are ;)
                                                                                                                                                                  But something tells me you know more than you let on!
                                                                                                                                                                  That's typical of me...In case you had not caught on yet.

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                                                                                                                                                                    • jaYMan
                                                                                                                                                                      peace&profit,
                                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                                      • 4885
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Nope, I hadn't caught on at all.
                                                                                                                                                                      peace&profit,
                                                                                                                                                                      jaYMan

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                                                                                                                                                                        • boardersweetie
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                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by AaronM


                                                                                                                                                                          Damn.....Hey AMP...Didn't I just have a similar conversation with a chickie during a 3 way call to you yesterday?
                                                                                                                                                                          jesus... i can't sleep. what are you talking about?

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                                                                                                                                                                            • AaronM
                                                                                                                                                                              GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2001
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                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by boardersweetie

                                                                                                                                                                              jesus... i can't sleep. what are you talking about?

                                                                                                                                                                              Please....Call me Aaron.


                                                                                                                                                                              We are talking about a phone call that took place yetsterday between AMP, myself, and another female who has been known to post here a few times.

                                                                                                                                                                              We are considering visiting AMP soon. You should join us...That way I will have 2 chickies with me.....On for each of my nut........Er....Arms.

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • boardersweetie
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                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by AaronM



                                                                                                                                                                                      Please....Call me Aaron.


                                                                                                                                                                                      We are talking about a phone call that took place yetsterday between AMP, myself, and another female who has been known to post here a few times.

                                                                                                                                                                                      We are considering visiting AMP soon. You should join us...That way I will have 2 chickies with me.....On for each of my nut........Er....Arms.
                                                                                                                                                                                      I would love to if I had the money, but alas, I am still a poor college student. It sucks.

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • AaronM
                                                                                                                                                                                          GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2001
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                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by boardersweetie

                                                                                                                                                                                          I would love to if I had the money, but alas, I am still a poor college student. It sucks.
                                                                                                                                                                                          Find a sugar daddy.

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • boardersweetie
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                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by AaronM


                                                                                                                                                                                              Find a sugar daddy.
                                                                                                                                                                                              I always say I'm going to... but I've never honestly tried. Who wants to be my sugar daddy??

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • AaronM
                                                                                                                                                                                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2001
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by boardersweetie

                                                                                                                                                                                                  I always say I'm going to... but I've never honestly tried. Who wants to be my sugar daddy??
                                                                                                                                                                                                  You may have better luck finding one if you post some pics.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • boardersweetie
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by AaronM


                                                                                                                                                                                                      You may have better luck finding one if you post some pics.
                                                                                                                                                                                                      I don't post my pics here... too scared. But there's some of me floating around on my site if you wanna go look.
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Edit: this is a rich enough town I don't need gfy for a sugar daddy... I can just go to one of the nicer bars around here.

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