I need it to donate money to the needy people who live in my pockets. Unfortunately, they are Republican, so no matter how much money I give them they still want more (to spend of course). If I do not meet their demands they will take my boys hostage and force me to vote for Bush.
So you see, giving me your sig will not only allow me to keep my manhood, but will keep Bush out of office (and possibly pay all these bills my psychologist keeps sending).
