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  • Mike AI
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    • Jan 2001
    • 3624
    #1

    Cory needs a new computer. His apple sucks.

    I tried to show him a sneak peak of the bellyflop video, and he cannot watch .WMV files on his apple.

    Someone should recomend a new computer for him, that or just give him a gameboy and tell him its a the latest imac!



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    • fris
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      • Aug 2002
      • 55746
      #2
      ya apple sucks for .wmv files my brother has ibook, i hated that
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        • Cory W
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          • Jan 2004
          • 9133
          #3
          It sucks, the file just stops right when Juicy is kiss......

          .....nevermind.

          I will move to a PC and see if I can view it.
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            • WiredGuy
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              • Aug 2002
              • 34513
              #4
              Originally posted by WEGCashCory
              It sucks, the file just stops right when Juicy is kiss......

              .....nevermind.
              Sure... you just have those 10 seconds on infinite loop don't you

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                • Cory W
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                  • Jan 2004
                  • 9133
                  #5
                  Originally posted by WiredGuy
                  Sure... you just have those 10 seconds on infinite loop don't you

                  WG


                  Billy has that for his personal stock pile of "Juicy pictures and videos that every male should have"
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                    • ChandieGirl
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                      • Jul 2004
                      • 1421
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Mike AI
                      I tried to show him a sneak peak of the bellyflop video, and he cannot watch .WMV files on his apple.

                      Someone should recomend a new computer for him, that or just give him a gameboy and tell him its a the latest imac!


                      Poor Cory. He told me you picked on him about the Apple,
                      but its funnier when posted here. LOL
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                        • Cory W
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                          • Jan 2004
                          • 9133
                          #7
                          "2 out of every 3 metros prefer Apple to Microsoft."

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                            • Mike AI
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                              • Jan 2001
                              • 3624
                              #8
                              Originally posted by WEGCashCory
                              "2 out of every 3 metros prefer Apple to Microsoft."

                              GQ, Dec 03.
                              This is why I am happy to be on my DELL!!


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                                • Manowar
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                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 71528
                                  #9
                                  Apples own !

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                                    • Dawgy
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                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 5856
                                      #10
                                      i deal with wmv files on my apple every day.

                                      cory just doesnt know how to use his equipment

                                      the revolution is coming.

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                                        • Mike AI
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 3624
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Dawgy
                                          i deal with wmv files on my apple every day.

                                          cory just doesnt know how to use his equipment
                                          I have heard rumors of this....

                                          but it was from girls, I thought they were talking about something other then a computer!



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                                            • xApster
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                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 1188
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Dawgy
                                              i deal with wmv files on my apple every day.

                                              cory just doesnt know how to use his equipment
                                              Whats the best software too watch WMVs on Mac? I hate the windows media player for OSX

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                                                • Cory W
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                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 9133
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Mike AI
                                                  I have heard rumors of this....

                                                  but it was from girls, I thought they were talking about something other then a computer!
                                                  I didn't even have to scroll to see this retort coming, i was just unsure who would nail it down first LOL

                                                  If anyone can help me with my equipment, let me know, because I can't get those files to play worth a damn!
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                                                    • FrankWhite
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                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                      • 3540
                                                      #14
                                                      Use VLC

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                                                        • Cory W
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                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 9133
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Doomed
                                                          Use VLC
                                                          What is it?

                                                          Where do I find it?

                                                          Thanks...
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                                                            • Dawgy
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                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                              • 5856
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by WEGCashCory
                                                              If anyone can help me with my equipment, let me know
                                                              well i am in tampa, but im kinda busy this weekend. although youre welcome to tag along...
                                                              the revolution is coming.

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                                                                • Semi-Retired-Dave
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                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                  • 11190
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I just bought a new apple for my fun stuff and editing, it plays .wmv files. I think you just need to download the newest stuff.
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                                                                    • Fletch XXX
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                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                      • 60840
                                                                      #18
                                                                      maybe you shouldnt use a crappy compression like wmv.

                                                                      do people know why the filesize is sdmall?

                                                                      because it creates multiple layers of the same image, its a very crappy format.

                                                                      mpeg man mpegs. or mov.

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                                                                        • Cory W
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                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                          • 9133
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                                          maybe you shouldnt use a crappy compression like wmv.

                                                                          do people know why the filesize is sdmall?

                                                                          because it creates multiple layers of the same image, its a very crappy format.

                                                                          mpeg man mpegs. or mov.

                                                                          nothing beats mac for video, anyone who deals with video editing knows this man!!!!!
                                                                          You Go!!!!

                                                                          I posted a .mov the other day and several people said they would never use Quicktime. It is so clean.

                                                                          Not to worry though, I told Mike we needed to offer different files for the bellyflop video
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                                                                            • Cory W
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                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                              • 9133
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                                                              I just bought a new apple for my fun stuff and editing, it plays .wmv files. I think you just need to download the newest stuff.
                                                                              Which one?

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                                                                                • Peaches
                                                                                  Old broad
                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                  • 13933
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Cory's Apple:

                                                                                  Hard drive crashes

                                                                                  Others can't see the files he records

                                                                                  He can't see files others have recorded

                                                                                  Dude, gotta get a Dell!

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                                                                                    • Billy-HiRise
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                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                      • 503
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Cory if you need help getting it up let me know : )
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                                                                                        • Mike AI
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                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                          • 3624
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                                                          maybe you shouldnt use a crappy compression like wmv.

                                                                                          do people know why the filesize is sdmall?

                                                                                          because it creates multiple layers of the same image, its a very crappy format.

                                                                                          mpeg man mpegs. or mov.

                                                                                          nothing beats mac for video, anyone who deals with video editing knows this man!!!!!
                                                                                          Fletch wake up to reality man.

                                                                                          Apple is still around because of the ipod. Their computers are used by less and less people ever year.

                                                                                          Betamax was better then VHS, but I don't see anyone putting out beta tapes....

                                                                                          I deal in numbers.


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                                                                                            • Cory W
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                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                              • 9133
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Billy-HiRise
                                                                                              Cory if you need help getting it up let me know : )
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                                                                                                • Cory W
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                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                  • 9133
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Peaches
                                                                                                  Cory's Apple:

                                                                                                  Hard drive crashes

                                                                                                  Others can't see the files he records

                                                                                                  He can't see files others have recorded

                                                                                                  Dude, gotta get a Dell!

                                                                                                  Pretty normal for laptop harddrives to crash. It was under warranty, I upgraded by choice. The files were because the laptop was brand new and I hadn't gotten around to loading Mic Office. I have it now. I like to play with video, use digital cameras, the Mac is great for that. Plus, the processor is just super fast. I doubt that Dell's run as fast as a 1.5 Mac, but hey, too each there own. So long as your happy.

                                                                                                  Macs are great computers, you would be very surprised what the mainstream is not tuned into. Our office has more Macs than pcs now That includes an owner

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                                                                                                    • RedShoe
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      I've worked on mac. I hated it.

                                                                                                      Avid systems run on XP, so what's that tell you?
                                                                                                      The guy at *** that uses a mac would sleep on the couch half the fuckin day because his mac was "rendering" or "digitizing" and I'd hear him restart it at least 2 or 3 times a day. And it was supposed to be one of the top consumer macs you can get.

                                                                                                      Crapintosh sucks ass. It's for people that like to baby their machines. "Be careful... it's a mac. It might suck, but look at the blue and grey gel colors. Preeeeeeeety."

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                                                                                                        • Cory W
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                                                                                                          • Jan 2004
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by RedShoe
                                                                                                          Crapintosh sucks ass. It's for people that like to baby their machines. "Be careful... it's a mac. It might suck, but look at the blue and grey gel colors. Preeeeeeeety."
                                                                                                          Those people are sissies my friend.

                                                                                                          I own one because it is soooooooo seeeexxxxxxxxxxy!
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                                                                                                            • Mike AI
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                                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                                              • 3624
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by RedShoe
                                                                                                              I've worked on mac. I hated it.

                                                                                                              Avid systems run on XP, so what's that tell you?
                                                                                                              The guy at *** that uses a mac would sleep on the couch half the fuckin day because his mac was "rendering" or "digitizing" and I'd hear him restart it at least 2 or 3 times a day. And it was supposed to be one of the top consumer macs you can get.

                                                                                                              Crapintosh sucks ass. It's for people that like to baby their machines. "Be careful... it's a mac. It might suck, but look at the blue and grey gel colors. Preeeeeeeety."



                                                                                                              Apples are very pretty - i will give them that. But I am a functional kind of guy. Substance over style.


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                                                                                                                • Cory W
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                                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                  • 9133
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Mike AI


                                                                                                                  Apples are very pretty - i will give them that. But I am a functional kind of guy. Substance over style.
                                                                                                                  Does this explain the velcro shoes?

                                                                                                                  All of you leave my Mac alone!

                                                                                                                  She is all I have.
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                                                                                                                    • gwilkins
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                                                                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                      • 744
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      I'm not sure if they support the Mac platform but here's a like to the VLC player (VLAN client)
                                                                                                                      http://www.videolan.org/

                                                                                                                      Here's a link to an open source media player for OSX:
                                                                                                                      http://mplayer.sourceforge.net

                                                                                                                      Basically, apple makes it's money by producing proprietary hardware, software, and standards. They would prefer if it wasn't possible to play formats they don't own.

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                                                                                                                        • Peaches
                                                                                                                          Old broad
                                                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                          • 13933
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by WEGCashCory

                                                                                                                          All of you leave my Mac alone!

                                                                                                                          She is all I have.
                                                                                                                          When you die, we'll bury your Apple with you

                                                                                                                          After all, no one else will want it........

                                                                                                                          Apples are a CA thing. The North GA Redneck office is all PC

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                                                                                                                            • gwilkins
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                                                                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                              • 744
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by RedShoe
                                                                                                                              I've worked on mac. I hated it.

                                                                                                                              Avid systems run on XP, so what's that tell you?
                                                                                                                              The guy at *** that uses a mac would sleep on the couch half the fuckin day because his mac was "rendering" or "digitizing" and I'd hear him restart it at least 2 or 3 times a day. And it was supposed to be one of the top consumer macs you can get.

                                                                                                                              Crapintosh sucks ass. It's for people that like to baby their machines. "Be careful... it's a mac. It might suck, but look at the blue and grey gel colors. Preeeeeeeety."
                                                                                                                              And for the money he gave apple it would have been possible to buy an XP workstation and an extra for rendering

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                                                                                                                                • gwilkins
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                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                                  • 744
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by gwilkins
                                                                                                                                  I'm not sure if they support the Mac platform but here's a like to the VLC player (VLAN client)
                                                                                                                                  http://www.videolan.org/

                                                                                                                                  Here's a link to an open source media player for OSX:
                                                                                                                                  http://mplayer.sourceforge.net

                                                                                                                                  Basically, apple makes it's money by producing proprietary hardware, software, and standards. They would prefer if it wasn't possible to play formats they don't own.
                                                                                                                                  oops, ran out of time for the edit....
                                                                                                                                  Here's the Mac port and binaries:
                                                                                                                                  http://mplayerosx.sourceforge.net/

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                                                                                                                                    • Kimmykim
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                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2001
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      What color is Cory's MAC? Pink? Baby blue? Pumpkin orange?

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                                                                                                                                        • brand0n
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                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2002
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Kimmykim
                                                                                                                                          What color is Cory's MAC? Pink? Baby blue? Pumpkin orange?
                                                                                                                                          im sure it would have to match his shoes
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