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  • Odin
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2004
    • 2545

    #1

    Do Sigs Like This Make You Laugh?

    'The Highest Conversions Around!

    Make $25 A Sale With These Exclusive $10 A Month Sites.

    It Converts Because The Sites Are Only $10 A Month!'

    Almost as funny as the ones with the bags of money in it.
    ICQ: 637//961--015
  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #2
    Fuck you . Fucking haters that couldn't get for theirs always wind up crying..Suck my dick hater

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    • 420
      cuck
      • Mar 2003
      • 11571

      #3
      cigs like this make me laugh
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      • Odin
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2004
        • 2545

        #4
        Originally posted by spunky1
        Fuck you . Fucking haters that couldn't get for theirs always wind up crying..Suck my dick hater
        Shut your mouth you fucking loser, I didn't even want for my sig. If I did sell my sig though, I would be sure to put something original in it! ''The Highest Conversions Around!' - have you even tried them, do you even run a website? Or do you just whore yourself here all day.

        ICQ: 637//961--015

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        • Head
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2003
          • 8278

          #5
          Originally posted by spunky1
          Fuck you . Fucking haters that couldn't get for theirs always wind up crying..Suck my dick hater

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          • Odin
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2004
            • 2545

            #6
            Originally posted by Head
            Pretty interesting post bot you've got there... Or did you do that all by yourself?
            ICQ: 637//961--015

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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133978

              #7
              Originally posted by Chief


              Shut your mouth you fucking loser, I didn't even want for my sig. If I did sell my sig though, I would be sure to put something original in it! ''The Highest Conversions Around!' - have you even tried them, do you even run a website? Or do you just whore yourself here all day.

              STFU Noob..I won't even waste my breath explaining what I do to a chump like you.
              Heres a tip. when a sponsor buys your sig, he places what he wants in it.
              Stop your crying and make a name for yourself and maybe somebody might pay attention to your dribble

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              • pussyluver
                Clueless OleMan
                • Mar 2003
                • 11009

                #8
                Originally posted by Chief
                'The Highest Conversions Around!

                Make $25 A Sale With These Exclusive $10 A Month Sites.

                It Converts Because The Sites Are Only $10 A Month!'

                Almost as funny as the ones with the bags of money in it.


                Let's get real. It kinda looks like you're picking on a particular sponsor. Like who can you think of that has $10 Sites? That would be Adult Platinum. Who sponsors GFY? Nothing like kicking your host.

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                • 69pornlinks
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 5560

                  #9
                  No
                  It IS what it IS

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                  • Odin
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 2545

                    #10
                    Originally posted by spunky1

                    STFU Noob..I won't even waste my breath explaining what I do to a chump like you.
                    Heres a tip. when a sponsor buys your sig, he places what he wants in it.
                    Stop your crying and make a name for yourself and maybe somebody might pay attention to your dribble
                    How exactly did you make a name for yourself? Swallowing down juicy loads of cum?
                    ICQ: 637//961--015

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                    • Odin
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 2545

                      #11
                      Originally posted by pussyluver




                      Let's get real. It kinda looks like you're picking on a particular sponsor. Like who can you think of that has $10 Sites? That would be Adult Platinum. Who sponsors GFY? Nothing like kicking your host.
                      Man, it is just so lame. It wasn't really the second part that made me laugh, but that first. 'The Highest Conversions Around!' - what a load of shit, this guy wouldn't even know. I get over $1 per click on some of my sites (first page uniques), and to read something like that just sounds pretty lame.
                      ICQ: 637//961--015

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                      • pussyluver
                        Clueless OleMan
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 11009

                        #12
                        Hey, that was my 500th post!!!!!!!!! And it was a flame!

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                        • jas1552
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2002
                          • 1462

                          #13
                          This is uhhh....stupid.
                          Last edited by jas1552; 01-29-2004, 06:08 AM.

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                          • pussyluver
                            Clueless OleMan
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 11009

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Chief


                            Man, it is just so lame. It wasn't really the second part that made me laugh, but that first. 'The Highest Conversions Around!' - what a load of shit, this guy wouldn't even know. I get over $1 per click on some of my sites (first page uniques), and to read something like that just sounds pretty lame.

                            We all know about the unreal claims people make and it's not real funny. Think it was just dumb to come so close to flaming an adult.com site here.

                            Laugh at 1:8000 converson - no. Cry about wasted traffic - almost. What hurts the worst I think is the credit card scrubing that is hurting conversions on pay sites.

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                            • Odin
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 2545

                              #15
                              Originally posted by pussyluver



                              We all know about the unreal claims people make and it's not real funny. Think it was just dumb to come so close to flaming an adult.com site here.

                              Laugh at 1:8000 converson - no. Cry about wasted traffic - almost. What hurts the worst I think is the credit card scrubing that is hurting conversions on pay sites.
                              I was laughing at the line, not their site. And I am sure it would not really offend lensman to hear me laughing at him. lol. I am just wondering why anyone would put such an obviously stupid thing in their sig.
                              ICQ: 637//961--015

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                              • pussyluver
                                Clueless OleMan
                                • Mar 2003
                                • 11009

                                #16
                                Lensman is a good sport, he does take a ton of hits on the chin. He's a better man than me, cause I'd be banning a bunch of asses around here.

                                No offense to you, don't want to start an argument. Got your point from the first post. Setting adult.com aside, a lot of people make unreal claims, I just ignore 'em and move on. Nothing like hurting your chances for me to send traffic when you make a claim like 1:77 convert....

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                                • Odin
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 2545

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by pussyluver
                                  No offense to you, don't want to start an argument. Got your point from the first post. Setting adult.com aside, a lot of people make unreal claims, I just ignore 'em and move on. Nothing like hurting your chances for me to send traffic when you make a claim like 1:77 convert....
                                  Exactly my point. Would such lines actually convince anyone to promote the program?
                                  ICQ: 637//961--015

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                                  • Reak
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Mar 2003
                                    • 17920

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Chief


                                    Shut your mouth you fucking loser, I didn't even want for my sig. If I did sell my sig though, I would be sure to put something original in it! ''The Highest Conversions Around!' - have you even tried them, do you even run a website? Or do you just whore yourself here all day.

                                    You might not have a sig but

                                    Total Posts: 125 (58.06 posts per day)

                                    58 Posts per day is a bit much dont you think ?

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                                    • ldinternet
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Apr 2001
                                      • 8245

                                      #19
                                      See sig.

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                                      • Odin
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 2545

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Reak


                                        You might not have a sig but

                                        Total Posts: 125 (58.06 posts per day)

                                        58 Posts per day is a bit much dont you think ?
                                        Not when you are on broadband motherfucker. You have 25.57 posts per day and have been doing it for how long? Too bad that swoit thingy stopped.
                                        ICQ: 637//961--015

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                                        • jimthefiend
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 18889

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Chief


                                          Shut your mouth you fucking loser, I didn't even want for my sig. If I did sell my sig though, I would be sure to put something original in it! ''The Highest Conversions Around!' - have you even tried them, do you even run a website? Or do you just whore yourself here all day.


                                          hey cockface?








































                                          waahhhhhhhhh

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                                          • Reak
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Mar 2003
                                            • 17920

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Chief


                                            Not when you are on broadband motherfucker. You have 25.57 posts per day and have been doing it for how long? Too bad that swoit thingy stopped.
                                            Whats your point?

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                                            • Rob
                                              I'm a great bowler.
                                              • Nov 2003
                                              • 13310

                                              #23
                                              I think all sigs are funny.

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                                              • Odin
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jan 2004
                                                • 2545

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by jimthefiend



                                                hey cockface?








































                                                waahhhhhhhhh
                                                If you are asking me whether I have a cock for a face like you - no I don't.
                                                ICQ: 637//961--015

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                                                • Nysus
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                  • 7817

                                                  #25
                                                  Creative and clever signatures make me laugh.

                                                  Cheers,
                                                  Matt
                                                  What name is pr0 / Untouched Markets using these days? Untouched Markets - pr0 - Refund My Money Now

                                                  Someone owes me $2,000 because they didn't do any work that was paid for *pointing at pr0 / William / UntouchedMarkets*

                                                  See http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?p=16744521 and for more detailed see http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=948645

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                                                  • - Jesus Christ -
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                    • 7197

                                                    #26
                                                    YOU REALLY CAN MAKE BAGS OF MONEY!!!!!!!
                                                    IT COMES IN BAGS!!!!!!

                                                    Amen

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                                                    • Odin
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 2545

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
                                                      YOU REALLY CAN MAKE BAGS OF MONEY!!!!!!!
                                                      IT COMES IN BAGS!!!!!!
                                                      Atleast yours has that little Jesus guy popping up, makes it look a little bit less lame.
                                                      ICQ: 637//961--015

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                                                      • jimthefiend
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                        • 18889

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Chief


                                                        Atleast yours has that little Jesus guy popping up, makes it look a little bit less lame.


                                                        and who are you again?

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                                                        • - Jesus Christ -
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                          • 7197

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Chief


                                                          Atleast yours has that little Jesus guy popping up, makes it look a little bit less lame.
                                                          You shouldnt come here and flame untill you understand the game.




                                                          Amen

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                                                          • Odin
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                            • 2545

                                                            #30
                                                            I know the game, but are you going to tell me that's not lame?

                                                            (watch out eminem)
                                                            ICQ: 637//961--015

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                                                            • - Jesus Christ -
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                              • 7197

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Chief
                                                              I know the game, but are you going to tell me that's not lame?

                                                              (watch out eminem)

                                                              Amen

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                                                              • Claude
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Apr 2003
                                                                • 1036

                                                                #32
                                                                What´s a sig ?

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                                                                • Manowar
                                                                  jellyfish  
                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                  • 71528

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by 420
                                                                  cigs like this make me laugh
                                                                  Stoner

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                                                                  • axelcat
                                                                    Adult Locals
                                                                    • Jun 2002
                                                                    • 25450

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by 420
                                                                    cigs like this make me laugh

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                                                                    • XxXotic
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                      • 8500

                                                                      #35
                                                                      never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
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                                                                      • Lykos
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • Apr 2003
                                                                        • 31027

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by 420
                                                                        cigs like this make me laugh

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                                                                        • blackmonsters
                                                                          Making PHP work
                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                          • 21045

                                                                          #37
                                                                          I don't see anything funny but I will say that phrases like
                                                                          "best site on the web", "Hottest models ever" etc... are a waste of space. Better to say "free hosted galleries", "paypal payments", "$200 sign up bonus" etc...

                                                                          Good luck.
                                                                          Attack some shit I actually care about.


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                                                                          • Doctor Dre
                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                            • Jan 2001
                                                                            • 51692

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Bah every sponsor claim to have the best conversion . But 10 $ cash does convert well if you send targetted traffic .
                                                                            Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                            I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                            • block
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                              • 1258

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by 420
                                                                              cigs like this make me laugh
                                                                              lol

                                                                              Makes me want to start smoking. :D

                                                                              ICQ - 19961769

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                                                                              • EZRhino
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Jul 2003
                                                                                • 6258

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by 420
                                                                                cigs like this make me laugh

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                                                                                • foolio
                                                                                  ICQ: 178725656
                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                  • 12366

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Chief
                                                                                  I am just wondering why anyone would put such an obviously stupid thing in their sig.
                                                                                  And I am wondering why people have such stupid kids and call them 'chief'.

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                                                                                  • Xplicit
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • May 2003
                                                                                    • 3558

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by 420
                                                                                    cigs like this make me laugh
                                                                                    haha

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                                                                                    • stevecore
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                                      • 6130

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Claude
                                                                                      What´s a sig ?
                                                                                      i've been meaning to ask that question myself!

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