There is a 5 page post going here on GFY, and it got me thinking. Some jackass that I never heard of downed a whole box of valium... AWESOME!!
$20.00 says it' s a joke thread, but hey it got people to post so that's cool. But if it's not a joke, then it's even better.
Do you realize how hard it is to kill yourself? Think about it, who could sit there and eat one pill after another, and know you're going to die if you don't stop. Dead. That's it. No more. Gone forever. No more pussy. No more dick, (if that's your thing).
Your mind has to be so far gone that death seems to be the only logical step. That's very powerful. Our minds are awesome in that way. Your mind is so out of whack that it thinks.. no it KNOWS that the BEST thing for it, is self termination.
It's like your mind saying, "Uhm we're gonna take a little break now."
Either way, if your fucked up, or depressed or just tired of living, I say go for it. Kill yourself.
(the dick jokes are coming just stick with me here)
Suicide isn't really that bad. If you're in a position to kill yourself, most likely people don't like you anyways, so you won't be missed. If someone is trying to stop you, they are only thinking of themselves, and not what's best for you. Hence, they are not really your friends. Kill yourself. If they really are your friends, they will understand. Kill yourself.
If you're one of those pissed off at the world types, then do it in a really elaborate way so that people will have to clean up all your body parts and shit. Like maybe run naked out of an alley in downtown, and nose dive in front of a bus. Be sure to load up on about a gallon of chili the night before so that when your bowels release, there is a nice mess to clean up. Hey, why not? What do you care you're angry anyway. Kill yourself.
And what about you whining pussies that will say it's wrong? Who the fuck are you to tell a weak, oops I mean STRONG minded jackass how to live his life? The suicidal is weak?? NO!! You're WEAK! You can't handle his death? You're WEAK! Kill yourself.
What about the religious peopel that will say, "You can't get into heaven that way." Well, one there is no heaven. Two, if there was do you think the suicidal wants to go there and be lectured? Three, how do you know that God din't plan this guys suicide even before he was born? Think about it, then kill your self.
I wish like half you would die anyway. (well, not the affiliates that make us money of course)
Suicides solves some of the worlds over population problems, a very small portion, but hey at least you're doing your part. Kill yourself.
Ok, I lied, no dick jokes. Kill yourself, it's harder and more fun than you think.
$20.00 says it' s a joke thread, but hey it got people to post so that's cool. But if it's not a joke, then it's even better.
Do you realize how hard it is to kill yourself? Think about it, who could sit there and eat one pill after another, and know you're going to die if you don't stop. Dead. That's it. No more. Gone forever. No more pussy. No more dick, (if that's your thing).
Your mind has to be so far gone that death seems to be the only logical step. That's very powerful. Our minds are awesome in that way. Your mind is so out of whack that it thinks.. no it KNOWS that the BEST thing for it, is self termination.
It's like your mind saying, "Uhm we're gonna take a little break now."
Either way, if your fucked up, or depressed or just tired of living, I say go for it. Kill yourself.
(the dick jokes are coming just stick with me here)
Suicide isn't really that bad. If you're in a position to kill yourself, most likely people don't like you anyways, so you won't be missed. If someone is trying to stop you, they are only thinking of themselves, and not what's best for you. Hence, they are not really your friends. Kill yourself. If they really are your friends, they will understand. Kill yourself.
If you're one of those pissed off at the world types, then do it in a really elaborate way so that people will have to clean up all your body parts and shit. Like maybe run naked out of an alley in downtown, and nose dive in front of a bus. Be sure to load up on about a gallon of chili the night before so that when your bowels release, there is a nice mess to clean up. Hey, why not? What do you care you're angry anyway. Kill yourself.
And what about you whining pussies that will say it's wrong? Who the fuck are you to tell a weak, oops I mean STRONG minded jackass how to live his life? The suicidal is weak?? NO!! You're WEAK! You can't handle his death? You're WEAK! Kill yourself.
What about the religious peopel that will say, "You can't get into heaven that way." Well, one there is no heaven. Two, if there was do you think the suicidal wants to go there and be lectured? Three, how do you know that God din't plan this guys suicide even before he was born? Think about it, then kill your self.
I wish like half you would die anyway. (well, not the affiliates that make us money of course)
Suicides solves some of the worlds over population problems, a very small portion, but hey at least you're doing your part. Kill yourself.
Ok, I lied, no dick jokes. Kill yourself, it's harder and more fun than you think.
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