Remember, these are the same people that make a line-up 1000 people deep, 6 people wide downstairs at comdex just to TALK TO A PORN STAR.
"How was ComDex, Bob?"
"I didn't see much of it, but I talked to a REAL PORN STAR! She signed my left manboob with glitter-pen! See?" *lifting sweat-stained wifebeater*
"*ulch* Gee, that's *gag* swell, Bob... uh, I gotta go!"
