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  • jasmine
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2001
    • 1013
    #1

    Intelligent Quotes (funny)

    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," -- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

    "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff," -- Mariah Carey

    "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.


    Thought these were funny, thought I would share
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    • Trax
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      • Aug 2001
      • 14486
      #2


      #2 is the best

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        • jact
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2002
          • 9134
          #3
          It makes me wonder how some of these people survived birth. Yikes.
          Free agent

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            • jasmine
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2001
              • 1013
              #4
              Originally posted by Trax


              #2 is the best
              Yeah I thought so too!
              I've been getting paid by SexOnTheSide for 10 years!

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                • Dirty F
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 59204
                  #5
                  I can so see Mariah, the idiot whore she is, saying that.
                  Damn, i hate that woman.

                  She has to be one of the dumbest people on this earth...besides the idiots on gfy that is.

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                    • jasmine
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 1013
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Battuss
                      I can so see Mariah, the idiot whore she is, saying that.
                      Damn, i hate that woman.

                      She has to be one of the dumbest people on this earth...besides the idiots on gfy that is.
                      Seems Mariah is not doing too much these days. Whats up with her ?
                      I've been getting paid by SexOnTheSide for 10 years!

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                        • LizBlizz
                          Registered User
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 39
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Trax


                          #2 is the best
                          my sentiments exactly..

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                            • Trax
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                              • Aug 2001
                              • 14486
                              #8
                              Originally posted by jasmine


                              Seems Mariah is not doing too much these days. Whats up with her ?
                              doing successful movies

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                                • jasmine
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2001
                                  • 1013
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Trax


                                  doing successful movies
                                  She is doing movies ?

                                  I guess she is relaxing with her millions now.
                                  I've been getting paid by SexOnTheSide for 10 years!

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                                    • KraZ
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 2636
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Trax


                                      doing successful movies
                                      Do you mean Shitter ... sorry, Glitter?
                                      Last edited by KraZ; 01-28-2004, 08:19 AM.
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                                        • axelcat
                                          Adult Locals
                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 25450
                                          #11

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                                            • block
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 1258
                                              #12
                                              haha #2 and #3 are classic.

                                              ICQ - 19961769

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                                                • Penrod
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                  • 3580
                                                  #13
                                                  I think the best is " If you're killed you have lost an important part of your life"

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                                                    • BobChezule
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                      • 779
                                                      #14
                                                      Here's one for you:

                                                      "If I was talking to kids about gambling, I'd say if you had to choose between drinking, doing drugs, beating your wife, or gambling, I'd choose gambling."

                                                      He is, shall we say, a Moron.

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                                                        • Rich
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                          • 11486
                                                          #15
                                                          Here's the best hilarious quote site, so stupid you'll laugh all day:

                                                          http://www.anncoulter.org

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                                                            • sickkittens
                                                              I am a meat popsicle.
                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                              • 25100
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by KraZ


                                                              Do you mean Shitter ... sorry, Glitter?
                                                              Yeah, can't wait for the Glitter Trilogy to come out.

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