Kia & Mitsubishi: My Conspiracy Theory

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  • Harmon
    ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
    • Mar 2004
    • 20014

    #1

    Kia & Mitsubishi: My Conspiracy Theory

    KIA = South Korea motor car
    KIA = Killed In Action

    Mitsubishi = Japanese based motor car
    Mitsubishi Logo = The propellers of the planes that bombed Pearl Harbor


    Capiche?
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  • gangbangjoe
    Ronin
    • May 2004
    • 17693

    #2

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    • grumpy
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jan 2002
      • 9870

      #3
      you have to much time on your hands.
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      • KrisW
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        • Dec 2005
        • 201

        #4
        Originally posted by grumpy
        you have to much time on your hands.
        - or to little dick in his hand

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        • Harmon
          ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
          • Mar 2004
          • 20014

          #5
          Originally posted by KrisW
          - or to little dick in his hand
          Use your real nick tuffguy
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          • KrisW
            For cybersex, do I need a hole in my monitor?
            • Dec 2005
            • 201

            #6
            Originally posted by Harmon
            Use your real nick tuffguy
            This is my real nick - its even my real name. I just came here from CFUS (another webmasterboard) and I have been a regular lurker here for almost 4 years.

            If you cant take a joke, then i apologize
            Last edited by KrisW; 12-11-2005, 10:33 AM.

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            • Harmon
              ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
              • Mar 2004
              • 20014

              #7
              Originally posted by KrisW
              If you cant take a joke, then i apologize
              Apology accepted
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              • volante
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2002
                • 2940

                #8
                Corvette = latin for "falls off corners"

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                • NickPapageorgio
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 8323

                  #9
                  That's nothing...think about this.

                  Honda = Japanese car company
                  Piston Honda = The japanese dude in Mike Tyson's Punch Out who would blink right before he tore into your ass.

                  Now, Piston Honda would always fight Little Mac right? Little Mac had brown hair. George W. Bush has dark hair AND he blinks alot.

                  Think about that!! Fuckin' scary shit.

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                  • Sosa
                    In Tushy Land
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 40149

                    #10
                    lol hopefully you seen that on another site and didn't come up with it yourself.

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                    • xclusive
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 35218

                      #11
                      wow that's really meaningless

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                      • pornstar2pac
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                        • Nov 2003
                        • 17380

                        #12
                        your guys should see my new Kia
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                        • Phoenix
                          BACON BACON BACON
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 35475

                          #13
                          Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
                          That's nothing...think about this.

                          Honda = Japanese car company
                          Piston Honda = The japanese dude in Mike Tyson's Punch Out who would blink right before he tore into your ass.

                          Now, Piston Honda would always fight Little Mac right? Little Mac had brown hair. George W. Bush has dark hair AND he blinks alot.

                          Think about that!! Fuckin' scary shit.

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                          • Just Mike
                            Confirmed User
                            • Sep 2002
                            • 3726

                            #14
                            bahahahahaha

                            Ok Ok....nice and easy....put the crack pipe down...

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                            • aico
                              Moo Moo Cow
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 14748

                              #15
                              Originally posted by volante
                              Corvette = latin for "falls off corners"
                              Nova is Spanish for "Doesn't Go"

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                              • Basic_man
                                Programming King Pin
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 27360

                                #16
                                I'm happy with my Mitsu car then :D
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                                • dissipate
                                  The Dirty Frenchman
                                  • Nov 2005
                                  • 8904

                                  #17
                                  too much free time

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                                  • E Guru
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2005
                                    • 658

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Harmon
                                    KIA = South Korea motor car
                                    KIA = Killed In Action

                                    Mitsubishi = Japanese based motor car
                                    Mitsubishi Logo = The propellers of the planes that bombed Pearl Harbor


                                    Capiche?
                                    lol wtf

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                                    • $5 submissions
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                                      • Nov 2003
                                      • 32189

                                      #19
                                      I don't know about the KIA part but Mitsubishi DID manufacture the "zero" planes that hit Pearl Harbor. See http://www.combinedfleet.com/ijna/a6m.htm

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                                      • reynold
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 51271

                                        #20
                                        Hahahahaha--a catchy conspiracy to say..

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                                        • Jarmusch
                                           
                                          • May 2003
                                          • 12479

                                          #21
                                          FORD = Fucked Or Repaired Daily

                                          FIAT = Fix It Up Tony

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                                          • Shoehorn!
                                            Die With Your Boots On
                                            • Oct 2003
                                            • 22872

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
                                            That's nothing...think about this.

                                            Honda = Japanese car company
                                            Piston Honda = The japanese dude in Mike Tyson's Punch Out who would blink right before he tore into your ass.

                                            Now, Piston Honda would always fight Little Mac right? Little Mac had brown hair. George W. Bush has dark hair AND he blinks alot.

                                            Think about that!! Fuckin' scary shit.

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                                            • Mike Okitch
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                                              • May 2004
                                              • 4126

                                              #23
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                                              • warlock5
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jan 2004
                                                • 2808

                                                #24
                                                $5 submissions is right about mitsubishi. The same can be said of German companies during WWII such as Benz, Volkswagon, and even Porsche.

                                                Read it straight from straight dope:
                                                http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a5_078.html

                                                And yes, straight dope is one of those sites that debunks urban legends so I think they have pretty good credibility on this.

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                                                • Dildozer
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                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                  • 7519

                                                  #25
                                                  fucking retard
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                                                  • woj
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                                                    • Jul 2002
                                                    • 47880

                                                    #26
                                                    you can't be serious...
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                                                    • Marshal
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                                                      • Jun 2005
                                                      • 15227

                                                      #27
                                                      wtf is this?!
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                                                      • pornguy
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                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                        • 62910

                                                        #28
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                                                        • Doctor Dre
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                          • 51692

                                                          #29
                                                          I can say one thing : Anybody that drive a KIA is fucking retarded.
                                                          Originally posted by rayadp05
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                                                          • Jarmusch
                                                             
                                                            • May 2003
                                                            • 12479

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                                            I can say one thing : Anybody that drive a KIA is fucking retarded.
                                                            I thought they were only fucking poor.

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                                                            • Harmon
                                                              ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                              • 20014

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Dildozer
                                                              fucking retard
                                                              Now there is a well thought out response. You fucking idiot.
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                                                              • polle54
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jul 2004
                                                                • 4626

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Harmon
                                                                KIA = South Korea motor car
                                                                KIA = Killed In Action

                                                                Mitsubishi = Japanese based motor car
                                                                Mitsubishi Logo = The propellers of the planes that bombed Pearl Harbor


                                                                Capiche?

                                                                Haha nobody around here seems to get anything other than bs like this done, funny thread though
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                                                                • Quagmire
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                  • 6490

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Jarmusch
                                                                  FORD = Fucked Or Repaired Daily

                                                                  FIAT = Fix It Up Tony
                                                                  Fix it UP tony? FIUT? Fix It AGAIN Tony.

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                                                                  • Harmon
                                                                    ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                                                                    • Mar 2004
                                                                    • 20014

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Quagmire
                                                                    Biff Tanner: Make like a tree and get outta here!
                                                                    I think it's Biff Tannen
                                                                    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biff_Tannen
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                                                                    • justsexxx
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                      • 13723

                                                                      #35
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                                                                      • EroticySteve
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                                                                        • Mar 2005
                                                                        • 4365

                                                                        #36
                                                                        You can't really blame a company belonging to another country for supporting their war efforts.

                                                                        Imagine if our automakers didn't sacrifice for our wartime needs?

                                                                        That's what happens, that's the way war is.

                                                                        Sad but true.
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                                                                        • Fucksakes
                                                                          Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                                          • 7567

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                                                          I can say one thing : Anybody that drive a KIA is fucking retarded.
                                                                          and what are you driving around latly? thou my brother drives a kia, its all he can afford, i laugh at him and yeah he is retarded but... its better than nothing.

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