I'd pick fat slob with a huge cock! I really like the deodorant balls in his arm pits!
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Uh... I'd pick the guy with muscles... At least you'll be close to getting action!
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thats fucking sad
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Oh my god that guy cant please a real dollComment
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So its true
Steriods can give you a little pee pee
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photoshopped?Comment
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I'm already a fat guy; AND, I'm already stuck with a short penis; cameramen have a heck of a time trying to find an angle where they can shoot around my flabby stomach in such a way as to at least see something that looks bigger than a newborn's pee-pee!
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doesnt look like itOriginally posted by brizzad
photoshopped?Comment
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i dated a guy like that before
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Dave I don't care what you say, you kick ass in my book! Keep the videos cumming!
Originally posted by davecummings
I'm already a fat guy; AND, I'm already stuck with a short penis; cameramen have a heck of a time trying to find an angle where they can shoot around my flabby stomach in such a way as to at least see something that looks bigger than a newborn's pee-pee!
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I would rather have muscles and a small dick. You would get laid more lol . IF your a fat slob with a big dick who would know unless you kept your fly open lol.Comment
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Dave you're bigger then this guy; don't worry. This is one of the reasons why I wouldn't do steroids. It's like God's joke; yeah I'll make you buff...but I'll give you a small wiener
I'd rather be not so buff but keep my length.
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I'd rather have my muscles as I know I have a big dick.Comment
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ew is that when erect??
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I'll just take a Dildo
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I want to send him a Get Well Soon card.tofu916 video services - tofu916.com
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I don't want to sound rude but surely fat people got laid alot less anyway!?Comment
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steroids don't make your dick shrink it makes your balls shrink making your dick look BIGGER!PubicBucks - Trade your pubes for bucks!Comment
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He's posing like he thinks he has a big one! I know a guy just like this and his rebuttal was always.....
"God didn't equip me well, however he blessed me with a twelve inch tongue and I can breathe out my ears"Comment
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Originally posted by brizzad
photoshopped?
def not... i guess that is the only thing this guy can do is to 'try' to be handsome... (and i do mean TRY)
It would really suck if you were fat, ugly AND have a small dick, might as well just shoot yourself then.
personally i hate muscle guys and guys with extremely small dicks...
*this guy's penis can not even be called a cock or dick... those words are just too bold sounding... penis is appropriate... or dingy, or mylittlechoochoo, or peetie, or thelittleguy, or chipmunk, or pokey, or shitgoddamyoursmall, or littleworm/littleperm... i can go on and on
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Woa poor guy
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Damn!!! sucks to be him...
No Thanks, I have my own......
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I'd rather look good with a small penis.
Why?
By the time a chick has seen your cock, chances are she already likes you. Most chicks that have sex with a guy they like don't care too much about cock size. It's mostly if you can please her, I guess.
I'm trying to get buff-er myself. I think that cock size takes a backseat to looks and money. If you have looks and money you don't really even need a cock.https://3-veo.com/
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This guys penis is beyond small, that is tiny... all the looks and money in the world can not make up for something that tiny...Originally posted by Huggles
I'd rather look good with a small penis.
Why?
By the time a chick has seen your cock, chances are she already likes you. Most chicks that have sex with a guy they like don't care too much about cock size. It's mostly if you can please her, I guess.
I'm trying to get buff-er myself. I think that cock size takes a backseat to looks and money. If you have looks and money you don't really even need a cock.
money, looks and small dick isn't TOO bad... but money, looks and tiny pee pee is REALLY bad...Comment
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I don't really think so. Money and looks are what 99.9% of women look for. Big cocks are just a slight bonus.
I'm sure if you asked most women to rank the following in order of importance, big cock would very, VERY, VERY rarely, if ever, be #1.
Looks
Brains
Money
Big cock
Besides, if you are REALLY small, there are some things you can get done, like, disconnecting the base of the penis from the pubic bone and such.https://3-veo.com/
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doesnt look like a cock to me
more like a big clit"where ever you go..there you are."Comment
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Men like this make me sick. I am ok with well built men, but when they are so muscular they can't even put their arms down to their sides and they have those huge lumps on the backs of their necks......... that makes me sick.
I don't have issues with small dicks or anything like that, not what I base anything on.... but even dressed, just the first look at this guy would be a turn off to me. LOLGet in Touch on Telegram if you need a hardworker - (since 1999) - All About Me!Comment
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style
sense of humor
kinks which fit
looks
tastes in common
brains
parts which fit
Roughly that order, unless someone is a real standout in a particular category.
A total mooch is a drag, but I never understand chicks who are attracted to dough.
My coochie is not for sale.Comment
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I give him one thing,, the guy sure has alot of self-confidence.
call me shallow, but i sure as hell would not take naked pictures with a small dick like thatComment
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Wouldn't it better to be fat with a big dick? At least you have the chance to work out and lose the fat whereas that guy will look good sure but he'll always have a small penis.Comment
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Let's try this again... fuckin sherbert...Comment
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lol... i would rather be the fat slob..
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slutOriginally posted by Babagirls
i dated a guy like that before
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I have never seen a fat fucker with a huge monsterdick! post some pics...
Fat men fuck with the body - not with the dick!
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... now that's what I call a sexy bitch, is that mutt ???Originally posted by ldinternet
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I would choose to be fat..
At least I could go on a diet, he would be stuck with that dick for the rest of his life.Tangem Crypto Wallet - 10% OFF with Code: DJC36LComment
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Ron Jeremy seems to get quite a lot of pussy... even outside the pornosOriginally posted by AdultNex
Uh... I'd pick the guy with muscles... At least you'll be close to getting action!
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I have muscles and i have a big dick,what else i can ask from god?
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lol it is true, its a fact....guys who work out, tend to have smaller dicks ........steroids doesn't help either lol But anyways to those who say money and looks is what a chick wants no way, unless you dont mind her gettting satisfied by some other guy the next day ;) lol
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LOL did you notice the pink ladyshave.Comment
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if i absolutely had to choose, i'd take the good looking guy with the smaller cock.
looks
brains
BIG COCK
money - would come last, probably cause i have my own!Free Live Web Cam Girls Content for Promotion
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Im my experience in the world of swinging, I've heard many females say that any guy who brags about his pussy-eating abilities probably focuses on that because he can't get his tiny dick hard enough to satisfy them.Originally posted by TaylorM
He's posing like he thinks he has a big one! I know a guy just like this and his rebuttal was always.....
"God didn't equip me well, however he blessed me with a twelve inch tongue and I can breathe out my ears"
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almost forgot, personality counts for A LOT with me, and i think probably most women would agree. if i guy can make me laugh, that can go a long way (provided he has looks, brains, etc.)Originally posted by tayloryum
if i absolutely had to choose, i'd take the good looking guy with the smaller cock.
looks
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I got both!
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