- Stagger my sorry ass to the bathroom.
- Marvel at how every morning I can look even rougher than the morning before.
- Perform various bodily functions
- Stagger my sorry ass back to bed
- Flip open laptop, check mail and stats (thank the gods for wireless!)
- When the pain of waking up subsides, throw some clothes on and hit starbucks for my daily dose of geek fuel.
Of course, "Morning" is a relative term. My mornings can happen anywhere between 9am and 1pm, depending on how late I was up the night before.
