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OH GOD...... rotflmfao
My kids were THE world's worst at embarrassing me..... the two worst ones are as follows:
My oldest daughter was maybe 2 years old, at the most, and anyone that knows me knows I have a potty mouth, well, she seemed to pick up on this. I had been trying to watch it, but when I got hurt or burned, I'd yell "shit"........ we were grocery shopping one night late, and just happened to be in the store when church had let out and of course all the church people flog to the stores to grab something quick for dinner. She was begging me for something, I can't remember what, but she, in all her anger, had banged her head on the cart, so what does she do? She starts yelling "shit, shit, shit" at the top of her fucking lungs and I have god knows how many christians looking at me like I was the anti-christ in the flesh. The ones with kids grabbed their kids like I was going to eat them and practically ran off. LOL
The other time was when I had needed to get some things from Wal-Mart, my oldest son, who is now 15, was a VERY greedy little guy, he knew money bought toys so instead of asking for toys, he wanted the cash........ I wasn't listenting and told him I wasn't going to.. so what the hell does he do? He grabs my nipples and starts twisting for all he is worth and screaming at the top of his little lungs "I want fippy dollars, GIVE ME fippy dollars" and did this over and over and over........ I wanted to kill him, but the show sure as hell gave everyone in the damn store a good laugh. I could not get him to stop no matter what I did..... and I had to push the basket he was in....... trying to stay at arms reach wasn't doing it because he then just stood up and was screaming it...... He didn't stop til I had to just leave the damn store. And yes, I left a trail of laughter along the way.... from the back all the way to the front. If I had let him out, he would have laid down in the damn floor. LOL
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