Now THIS is some gross shit
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"choosing a butt hand
One of the less picturesque but necessary steps in having anal sex is deciding which hand you will use to loosen up the sphincter of your partner.
The best way I've found to select a butt hand is to think about which hand you use to cover your mouth when you sneeze, and then use the other hand. You want to avoid any reflex that may involve touching your face or your partner's face with those fingers. Cleanliness is a good thing."
Hahahahaha.. too much
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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
choosing a butt hand
One of the less picturesque but necessary steps in having anal sex is deciding which hand you will use to loosen up the sphincter of your partner.
The best way I've found to select a butt hand is to think about which hand you use to cover your mouth when you sneeze, and then use the other hand. You want to avoid any reflex that may involve touching your face or your partner's face with those fingers. Cleanliness is a good thing.
Hahahahaha.. too much
great minds think alike
thats the EXACT one i was gonna quote, but im high and got distracted
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It's all good. Just loosen it with your tongue.
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OUCH!
A dick is one thing, but two arms?
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i like to be able to control not shitting on my self pretty much on a regular basis and i just dont think a hand and an arm are going to help to much.Comment
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cant even open those links.....you should know what to expect...LOL<br>
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