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  • jimthefiend
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2003
    • 18889

    #1

    Now THIS is some gross shit

    http://www.mbay.net/~wes/monterey/tpsept98/anal.html
  • C_U_Next_Tuesday
    WW4L
    • Oct 2002
    • 10581

    #2
    "choosing a butt hand

    One of the less picturesque but necessary steps in having anal sex is deciding which hand you will use to loosen up the sphincter of your partner.

    The best way I've found to select a butt hand is to think about which hand you use to cover your mouth when you sneeze, and then use the other hand. You want to avoid any reflex that may involve touching your face or your partner's face with those fingers. Cleanliness is a good thing."


    Hahahahaha.. too much

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    • jimthefiend
      So Fucking Banned
      • Oct 2003
      • 18889

      #3
      Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
      choosing a butt hand

      One of the less picturesque but necessary steps in having anal sex is deciding which hand you will use to loosen up the sphincter of your partner.

      The best way I've found to select a butt hand is to think about which hand you use to cover your mouth when you sneeze, and then use the other hand. You want to avoid any reflex that may involve touching your face or your partner's face with those fingers. Cleanliness is a good thing.


      Hahahahaha.. too much

      great minds think alike
      thats the EXACT one i was gonna quote, but im high and got distracted


      too fucking funny

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      • stocktrader23
        Let's do some business.
        • Jan 2003
        • 18781

        #4
        It's all good. Just loosen it with your tongue.

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        • 404
          Confirmed abUser
          • Jun 2003
          • 1154

          #5
          that's nothing, someone posted a link here a while back detailing gay fist sex. very nasty.
          (b] cheap hmtl programer for hire (/b)

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          • 404
            Confirmed abUser
            • Jun 2003
            • 1154

            #6
            http://www.winternet.com/~redright/g...sion/index.htm
            (b] cheap hmtl programer for hire (/b)

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            • DrtySweeet
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2003
              • 424

              #7
              good grief! where DO u find these things jim?
              webtickets.scam is a RIPPOFF and they can kiss my

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              • MandyBlake
                The one and only!
                • Nov 2002
                • 17761

                #8
                OUCH!
                A dick is one thing, but two arms?
                NO WAY!
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                • Babagirls
                  Text Writer
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 18812

                  #9
                  Originally posted by DrtySweeet
                  good grief! where DO u find these things jim?




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                  • jaYMan
                    peace&profit,
                    • Jan 2001
                    • 4885

                    #10
                    As my followers know, you don't debone a chicken by ripping into it with a butcher knife; the end product is much more appealing when time and care are taken, and your guests will appreciate it so much more.
                    peace&profit,
                    jaYMan

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                    • axelcat
                      Adult Locals
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 25450

                      #11
                      now thats nasty

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                      • Weppel
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2003
                        • 2190

                        #12

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                        • Sp1nal
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 425

                          #13
                          That's a funny shit
                          <br>

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                          • Vitasoy
                            GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 58202

                            #14
                            holy crap heh


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                            • Gunni
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2003
                              • 2385

                              #15
                              Why were you looking at in in the first place???

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                              • myjah
                                Back in the harbor
                                • Sep 2003
                                • 11482

                                #16
                                i like to be able to control not shitting on my self pretty much on a regular basis and i just dont think a hand and an arm are going to help to much.
                                VP of Marketing
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                                • Lykos
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 31027

                                  #17
                                  Juck

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                                  • AM Jeff
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2002
                                    • 1320

                                    #18
                                    Jim, ICQ me at 9078231.


                                    Feel the Rage Motherfucker. It's Coming Soon to a Browser near you.

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                                    • MeatAxe
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2003
                                      • 267

                                      #19
                                      cant even open those links.....you should know what to expect...LOL
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