Thread: The Money Penis
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Old 08-29-2004, 10:18 PM  
jOdEs
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Originally posted by neewwman
Today my wife was complaining to me: "You spend more and more hours in your computer room with hardly any more money to show for it." She often complains that we don't have enough money.

This really bums me out. I thought to myself that telling a guy he doesn't make enough money is like telling him his penis isn't big enough.

Then I thought to myself -- hey, my money-penis is HUGE! It's bigger than any money-penis she ever dreamed of having or had any contact with before she met me. (I make about $150,000 per year lately, have made more in the past.)

The problem is that my money-penis has stretched out her money-vagina into a huge gaping maw into which she can stuff endless quantities of consumer goods. Her money-vagina is now so big and loose that she can't be satisfied by my money-penis anymore.

What I need is a new girl with a nice tight money-vagina who will be overwhelmed by my huge money-cock.
LOL
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